Funny place names

[godlytorturous1]

whats the funniest place name(s) yall have ever heard of? do you live a weird named town?

i (used) to live in Friendsville, TN, which was great.

my top 5. (no order)

Brown Willy (cornwall)
The Three Cocks (somewhere in Scotland)
Chinamans Knob (Austrailia)
Fucking (Austria)
Fukumama (Japan)

edit-Krung Thep Maha Nakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayutthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udom Ratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanu Kamprasit (Thailand)
translates:
"The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukam" ~ to us, Bangkok, banghead after all that!! NOT in common use anymore.

[Mattjam]

Irving, Montana changed it's name to Joe for a year.
So... Joe, Montana.

[evil joe]

Joe

That's the gayest name I've ever heard.

[Mattjam]

That's the gayest name I've ever heard.

LAWLZ dramatic irony

[ftbllplr]

Pleasant Hill, who's high school mascot are the Billies. The Pleasant Hill Billies.

[YorkshireMan]

Big Knob (Kentucky, USA)
Cunt (Spain)
Fingringhoe (Essex, UK) Shag Point (South of Moeraki, New Zealand)
Twatt (Orkney Islands, Scotland, UK)

Funny ones here: :)
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[Tazer]

Joe
That's the gayest name I've ever heard.

Evil Joe, remember who you're talking to for a moment, and think for a second. He's actually proud of his ban count. He's the kind of loser, that when reps were still in action was proud to be as far in the reds as he could go because he thought it made him a rebel, when in turn it made him a flaming homosexual where no one liked him, and he was really just being a conformist member of American Soceity, ready to become a conscription of the American Workforce that goes to work at 7 and comes home at 6, filling his days with the mindless drudge that we all have avoided by coming here. Admins... Permaban the permanoob please!

[Mattjam]

Evil Joe, remember who you're talking to for a moment, and think for a second. He's actually proud of his ban count. He's the kind of loser, that when reps were still in action was proud to be as far in the reds as he could go because he thought it made him a rebel, when in turn it made him a flaming homosexual where no one liked him, and he was really just being a conformist member of American Soceity, ready to become a conscription of the American Workforce that goes to work at 7 and comes home at 6, filling his days with the mindless drudge that we all have avoided by coming here. Admins... Permaban the permanoob please!

What did I do to you again? I realize I'm in your sig because you hate me for some reason... Why?

[Blue Lightening]

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5553/llanfairpwllgwyngyllgoglm5.jpg

[Beeah]

Colon
Gay
Eden and Hell (Few miles apart from each other)

All places in Michigan

[Tazer]

What did I do to you again? I realize I'm in your sig because you hate me for some reason... Why?

You did nothing directly to me, but you have done something to the forums, which is waste bandwith on your mornic statements. Die slowly in a fiery wreckage of the side of a cliff you failed abortion!

[Mattjam]

You did nothing directly to me, but you have done something to the forums, which is waste bandwith on your mornic statements. Die slowly in a fiery wreckage of the side of a cliff you failed abortion!

Ummm.... fuck you?
lol im wasting bandwidth

[godlytorturous1]

You did nothing directly to me, but you have done something to the forums, which is waste bandwith on your mornic statements. Die slowly in a fiery wreckage of the side of a cliff you failed abortion!

:eek: i think that may have gone a bit far...
:ahhh: :preachon: :ohnoes:

[JuliaAguilar]

Intercourse, PA, is a real town.
I also drove past a "Big Bone Lick State Park" somewhere in Kentucky or Tenessee a few years ago, and I thought that was humorous.

[godlytorturous1]

^^^^hehe^^^^

[godlytorturous1]

dammit i dubled soz

[Tazer]

:eek: i think that may have gone a bit far...
:ahhh: :preachon: :ohnoes:

I don't think I went far enough. I was cool calm and collective, but I will flame Mattjm24 every chance I get, until he gets the point that he needs to execute himself in a manner that will be amusing for the rest of us, and possibly earn him a Darwin Award, until then, I will flame him like the flaming homo that he is!

[evil joe]

Tazer, I do agree that mjtrakadakadur is n00by and spams a lot, but without annoying people like him, we wouldn't have anyone to laugh at (except for the minorities and the mentally challenged of course). But let's not turn this into a flame war.

Thread related:
There is a town in North Carolina (I think) that's called Gayville. Lawl.

[Mattjam]

I don't think I went far enough. I was cool calm and collective, but I will flame Mattjm24 every chance I get, until he gets the point that he needs to execute himself in a manner that will be amusing for the rest of us, and possibly earn him a Darwin Award, until then, I will flame him like the flaming homo that he is!

Ooooh, one guy here doesn't like the way I post. Maybe I should just stop posting because tazer doesn't like me:wah:
My kind of humor fits the humor of this forum, so if you do indeed intend to flame every post I make then you, sir, will be the one wasting bandwidth. Good job, hypocrite.

[detinith]

you guys gotta quit acting like the fucking kids you are. this is an internet forum, its serious business. <3

on-topic: wyoming was originally explored by the french but lost the territory in the monroe doctrine; they still got to name a few cities though, one being des moines, iowa (french for 'monks'), and grand tetons (french for 'big tits')

[Frostdaddy]

Nigeria.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Victor Franko]

-Why, Arizona
-Weed, California
-Hellhole Bay, South Carolina
-Iwanhed, Egypt
-Jakkof, Russia
-Myanus, Tennessee
-Nimrod, Minnesota

[Shmoopie]

Oh damn. I live in plain old Kirkland.

[Cryptik]

I used to live in Craven county in NC, and there was a nearby town called Moorhead. So as a joke we called it the Craven-Moorhead area.

[Mizchievous76]

Big Bone Lick - Park in Northern Kentucky near Cincinnati
French Lick - Indiana
Santa Claus - Indiana

[stupidpuppet]

i never knew there were so many of these...

Flippin, Arkansas
Hellhole Bay, South Carolina
Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky
Big Bone Lick, Kentucky
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Nimrod, Minnesota
Manassas Virginia