liamg6486
12-03-2006, 12:21 PM
A black man walked into a cafe and noticed that he was the only black man there......
As he sat down he realised that there was a white man behind him
The white man said "coloured people are not allowed here"
The black man stood up and turned around
He then said
"When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I am sick I am black
When I go in the sun I am black
When I'm cold, I'm black
When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you are born you are pink
When you are sick you're green
When you go in the sun you turn red
When you are cold you are blue
And when you die you turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"
As he sat down he realised that there was a white man behind him
The white man said "coloured people are not allowed here"
The black man stood up and turned around
He then said
"When I was born I was black
When I grew up I was black
When I am sick I am black
When I go in the sun I am black
When I'm cold, I'm black
When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you are born you are pink
When you are sick you're green
When you go in the sun you turn red
When you are cold you are blue
And when you die you turn purple
And you have the nerve to call me coloured?"