Two Liners (repeat)

[Squeezymo]

I know this idea has already been done before, but I can't find the old thread so i just made a new one don't flame.

Just give some good two liners!
ex:

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, feminists can't change anything!

[psychotic n00b]

wanna hear a joke?

womens rights?

THATS HUGE

*voice from backround* thats what she said

[Squeezymo]

what do women and condoms have in common? they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick

Q: How many male chauvanists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, she can cook in the dark