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*SEAN SPENCER*
12-07-2006, 10:14 PM
How many ethiopians can you fit in one bath tube?


NO one knows they keep slipping down the drain!!!
Squeezymo
12-07-2006, 11:18 PM
Have you ever tasted ethiopian food?

neither have they
Eksta C
12-08-2006, 10:24 AM
How do you save a Ethiopian from drawning? Throw him a polo.



WHAT IS 3:3:4?

The measurments of Miss Ethiopia.
Nemo
12-08-2006, 10:26 AM
How do you make an ethiopian run faster?

give him a meal coupon
Mattjam
12-08-2006, 06:53 PM
How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?

All of them.
brdispatch05
12-10-2006, 04:44 AM
What's the fastest animal in the world?

An ethiopian chicken
scott_man_25
12-10-2006, 01:11 PM
What do Ethiopians do at night?
they starve.

What do you call an Ethiopian chick with a yeast infection?
a quarter pounder with cheese

How can you tell if an Ethiopian woman is pregnant?
Hold her up to the light.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake.

How do Ethiopians camouflage themselves?
They stand sideways.

What's positive about Ethiopians?
H.I.V.
LBJ23
12-10-2006, 02:32 PM
What's the fastest animal in the world?

An ethiopian chicken

I don't get it :confuzed:
psychotic n00b
12-10-2006, 03:11 PM
^^^^^ the chicken has to run from the eithiopians.
david_slupper
12-10-2006, 05:19 PM
LOL, those are hilarious. Especially the HIV one.
Shay
12-10-2006, 05:28 PM
How do you get a hundred Ethiopians into a phone booth?

Throw a can of beans in there.

How do you get them back out again?

Run past with a can opener.

What do you do if you are being chased by an Ethiopian?

Run over a grid.
rand0m
12-10-2006, 06:29 PM
How do you swat 100000 flys at once?

Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Mr.SelfDestruct
12-11-2006, 10:42 AM
-What's the best part about getting head from an Ethiopian chick?
=You know she'll swallow.

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I'm going to hell.
MooCowzRock
12-16-2006, 12:47 AM
Have you ever tasted ethiopian food?

neither have they

What do Ethiopians do at night?

they starve.

What's positive about Ethiopians?

H.I.V.

-What's the best part about getting head from an Ethiopian chick?

You know she'll swallow.

I laughed out loud completely...

I have a good friend doing a lot of humanitarian work in Uganda, and is going there in a few weeks...She'll get a kick out of these, though she'll probably hate me for it...:D
Genious
12-16-2006, 03:17 PM
What do you call an Eithiopian with a penny on his head? A nail.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Make TV commercials.

What do you call a 65 lbs Ethiopian? A cannibal.

Who are Ethiopians favorite band? Korn

What do Ethiopian children do for fun? Draw pictures of food.

Where do Ethiopians wish they could live? Turkey.