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patRIOTism
12-14-2006, 07:30 PM
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.

It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is: "Always keep your condoms in your car."

MiKe
12-14-2006, 07:38 PM
Somewhat funny, but older then the internet itself. I've heard that one like 50 times.

Tha Juggahnaght
12-14-2006, 07:39 PM
Lol. that would be so awesome if that was true

weister42
12-14-2006, 07:58 PM
Reeeeeepost:err:

But yeah, I still laugh when I read it

kingofallmedia
12-15-2006, 12:00 AM
ZOMG DID ZAT HAPP3N 3 U!??!!??!!?!!:mad:

Master. kirby
12-15-2006, 03:46 AM
if I got a blowjob for every time this joke is reposted here hugh hefner would be envious.

FonsecaWalls
12-15-2006, 04:55 PM
I loved that joke, of course, repost, but always gets me hot and laughing

Squeezymo
12-15-2006, 05:48 PM
That fuckin rocks

MooCowzRock
12-16-2006, 12:29 AM
I have never heard of it, so the repost police can back the fuck off.

Great joke, dude.

Master. kirby
12-16-2006, 01:57 AM
I have never heard of it, so the repost police can back the fuck off.

Great joke, dude.

its been on the front page more than twice.

Grimgravy
12-16-2006, 02:03 AM
ive heard this so many times but it still made me laugh

PetiteMorte
12-16-2006, 02:31 AM
This joke dates back to before christ.

Rapex
12-16-2006, 12:07 PM
heard it before.

but still funny

MooCowzRock
12-16-2006, 07:49 PM
its been on the front page more than twice.

I apologize for having a life and not checking the jokes on the front page every day.

Mattjam
12-16-2006, 07:59 PM
I apologize for having a life and not checking the jokes on the front page every day.

We forgive you. Would you tell me stories about what it's like on the outside please?

evil joe
12-17-2006, 01:01 AM
We forgive you. Would you tell me stories about what it's like on the outside please?

I heard that email is just called mail.

Kaije
12-17-2006, 10:34 AM
I apologize for having a life and not checking the jokes on the front page every day.

with being over here a little over a year and 6000 posts, how do you have a life outside? you're super-duper, ya know that right?

viper025
01-07-2007, 08:23 PM
tats so retarded....he should have just went up there and fuked her...who cares if his "gf" got mad and ended the wedding...atleast u fuked her and her sis :boink:...mayb get the lil whore pregnant too


and who the hell makes their daughter pretend to be a whore :ohnoes:

Squeezymo
01-07-2007, 09:13 PM
tats so retarded....he should have just went up there and fuked her...who cares if his "gf" got mad and ended the wedding...atleast u fuked her and her sis :boink:...mayb get the lil whore pregnant too


and who the hell makes their daughter pretend to be a whore :ohnoes:

a pimp .