Fanboys make me laugh

[BiteMe]

So I'm looking around on Youtube for videos about the PSP, because I've asked for one for Christmas (because it appeals to me more, I'm not a Sony fanboy), and there's loads of videos dissing the DS and PSP...

But one comment really made me laugh...

seriously, the psp is just a ps2 with a smaller screen and lamer games...it's not a portable console

Fanboys make me laugh so much...

[Cee]

And rightfully so.

[psychomonkey62]

I pee on my toes in the shower.

[MasterChef]

I've been sucking on your toes while you sleep for the last 2 years.

[Watusa]

I wish I was as cool as rand0m and xeoset.

[Fag Boy]

I pee on my toes in the shower.

I jerk off with shampoo

[Zuken]

I jerk off with shampoo

my friend told me he tried that and it started to flake and stuff and it left chemical burns and he told me this because he didnt want me to make the same mistake...and we were drunk

[EvaMonkey]

my friend told me he tried that and it started to flake and stuff and it left chemical burns and he told me this because he didnt want me to make the same mistake...and we were drunk

You have a good friend, he cares about your junk.

[Fag Boy]

my friend told me he tried that and it started to flake and stuff and it left chemical burns and he told me this because he didnt want me to make the same mistake...and we were drunk

Just dont get it in your pee hole

[IGneois]

I jerk off with shampoo

Theres no chemicals in soap...just fat. It won't burn as much.

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

Why don't you just self suck like everyone else?

...

you mean you don't self suck? What? no one does?

*runs*

[dennisthemenace]

definitely dont masturbate with shampoo or soap! it will at least dry your skin out, and at worst cause bad reaction, chemical burns, etc

[troutofdoom]

buy a ds, psp has herpres

[Knave]

I always jerk off with shampoo when i'm in the shower. I wouldn't recommend it without a constant source of water though. But fuck it feels good in the shower!!!

[SIKKENT]

i now a guy who was eating noodles for lunch, naked. he spilled some hot noodles onto his cock and burnt it. because the burns didn't seem to be healing he went to the doctor, the doctor was applying some cream and this guy cracked a fat...........now his nickname is noodles

[rand0m]

I wish I was as cool as rand0m and xeoset.

I'm sorry, but you seem to have placed me in the same catigory as someone who actually attacks other consoles, sure I like the Playstation 3, however I like it because what it offers appeals more to me than what the other consoles offer, I dont ever say 'Xbox 360 and Wii are shit' I never boast about the Playstation 3 by saying things like 'The Playstation 3 is the best'. So due to all these qualities I do not show, I'm afraid i do not fall into the catigory of 'fanboy'.

[xeoset]

So I "Attack"? Bahahahaha, sorry if I point out Faults within a System when they're obviously over looked by Certain Camps. Plus the Ignorance of the Statement is bewildering, they're a few people on here who would gladly die for Nintendo.

I also find it hilarious I'm classed as Anti or Fanboy. I own a 360, I own a Wii and it's not my fault Sony keep fucking Europe over so I currently CAN'T own one of them. I can go into every Detail to why I prefer the 360 over the Wii, but I already made a 2 Paragraph Thread on how I was having problems with the Wii and it soon filled with Ninty Fans saying "ZOMG Fanb01z, k1ll i7 \/\/174 FIREZ!!!".

Seriously, either get your information right and I won't have to corrct you and tell your favourite Company to stop fucking up and I won't have to point it out. Good day.

[rand0m]

Xeoset, there is a difference between loving a system and fanboying a system.

We get it, you love your Xbox 360, however you dont have to pick out every little detail that is wrong with the Playstation 3 and shine a spotlight on it, while simultaniously making love to your little white box.

Not every system is perfect and sure the Playstation 3 may have some small problems, however thats expected, the xbox 360 has small problems, do we all bitch about them? The Wii has some small problems, do we all bitch about them? No.

I dont really mind some of your threads or posts, it when you bring up the xbox 360 and how 'great it is' right in the middle of a thread on the Wii, or when you suddenly start boasting about even though you pay for xbox live, the playstation network will eventually cost u extra from all the demos and movies you will have to 'pay' for.

I dont mind you pointing out everything amazing about the xbox 360, it is an amazing machine. However if you don't like a system just ignore it and live with the satifaction of knowing your machine is 'better'.

[LegendaryLink]

I just have this one thing to say:



It's okay to use soap to lube your member. You just need to get the right kind of soap. I personally use Caress because it doesn't dry out like other soaps. But don't use too much or else your pocket rocket will get too slippery thus defeating any enjoyment out of it. Just run your hands through water once in a while.

Oh and Noodles is my cousin, tell him I said hi.

[xeoset]

I dont really mind some of your threads or posts, it when you bring up the xbox 360 and how 'great it is' right in the middle of a thread on the Wii, or when you suddenly start boasting about even though you pay for xbox live, the playstation network will eventually cost u extra from all the demos and movies you will have to 'pay' for.

Middle of a Thread?

Oh your on about when I make a COMPARISON. There's a little difference their. Quite like when I made a Comparison between both the Wii's first attempt at Online Capabilities to the PS2's, the PS2 managed to get Online Play off the mark yet the Wii couldn't get anything out on the mark to my knowledge (The Shop was out day one in Europe but was delayed in America?). But that's just Trivial crap.

And that PSN buisness, where you have to Pay for Demos, was an old Thread I made when the New was Released, way to bring up old Debunked crap as an argument.

[rand0m]

Of course xeoset deny it with fury and rage ...

[PinkMouse]

somehow this turned into a rand0m vs. xeoset thread... which seems to happen when either of you post

[xeoset]

somehow this turned into a rand0m vs. xeoset thread... which seems to happen when either of you post

I'm sorry, but you seem to have placed me in the same catigory as someone who actually attacks other consoles

Add this to everyone of her Posts and you have yourself a reason.

[IGneois]

Has anyone tried Shaving cream? Not the big white foaming ones, more like the Gilette fusion gel, it's really slick and doesnt really burn until after you finish and start spraying very hot water on it...which really only makes sence. PLus you could shave the member just for the hell of it :raiseeyeb

[JLC]

If you're gonna talk about gels, you should try Lynx body wash. It has little sparkly bits in the gel and makes your dick light up like Christmas lights, which is handy this time of year.

[B-MetalSucks]

Has anyone tried Shaving cream? Not the big white foaming ones, more like the Gilette fusion gel, it's really slick and doesnt really burn until after you finish and start spraying very hot water on it...which really only makes sence. PLus you could shave the member just for the hell of it :raiseeyeb

You guys are all missing the point, it's not soap, shampoo, or shaving cream that's the best for flogging your junk. It's all about the conditioner, man does that stuff ever work. It's like a real woman but less mouthy.:bigwink:

Also NEVER try toothpaste, while it will leave your junk sparkling clean, it's a bit rough and burns if it's flavored. Just a little FYI.

[Cee]

I blame Watusa for opening Pandora's Box










........Asswipe:squint:

[Watusa]

I blame Watusa for opening Pandora's Box










........Asswipe:squint:

I foretold da fiucha.

[waterbottl]

Xeoset is basically the Emperer of the video games forum.

[xeoset]

Xeoset is basically the Emperer of the video games forum.

Be it Sarcastic or not. I really want to Sig that.

[waterbottl]

Be it Sarcastic or not. I really want to Sig that.

Do you know who Emperer is?

[skaguitarist182]

ahhh i so agree with the conditioner comment, oooo im gettin hard just thinkin about that hot bottle of stuff

[xeoset]

Do you know who Emperer is?

I thought you said "Emporer".

No.

[MasterChef]

I bet xeoset and MooCowzRock's posts make BiteMe's sides split.

Oh snap. I went there.

[psychomonkey62]

You guys are all missing the point, it's not soap, shampoo, or shaving cream that's the best for flogging your junk. It's all about the conditioner, man does that stuff ever work. It's like a real woman but less mouthy.:bigwink:

Also NEVER try toothpaste, while it will leave your junk sparkling clean, it's a bit rough and burns if it's flavored. Just a little FYI.

Thanks for the heads up.

[IGneois]

You guys are all missing the point, it's not soap, shampoo, or shaving cream that's the best for flogging your junk. It's all about the conditioner, man does that stuff ever work. It's like a real woman but less mouthy.:bigwink:

Also NEVER try toothpaste, while it will leave your junk sparkling clean, it's a bit rough and burns if it's flavored. Just a little FYI.


You know we hit truth when it's qouted as much. I forgot all about conditioner....but i really havent had time in the shower since I can;t take my computer in there.


...or can I?