A Pregnant Ladie Got Shot

[Glock Guy]

A ladie who was pregnant with triplets was working at the bank and a robber came in and held the place up as instrutions were she pressed the silent alarm and the theif saw this and shot her in the stomach 3 times before leaving. She recovered well and the doctor said the children were indead shot but would make it. She had 2 girls and a boy. So one day when the kids were 7 one of her daughters came in and said mom mom i peaed out a bullet and her mother told her the story. Her other daughter came in and the same conversation took place. Then her son came in and mom mom she said i already know you peaed out a bullet he said no i was playing with myself and i shot the dog!!!

[Mattjam]

She was very lucky that she didn't lose those kids. That's amazing.

[jijiji]

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[Da Vinci]

Was the woman okay?

[Rapex]

Why was he jacking off in front of the dog?

[illblastyakids]

Because only dogs know how to do it right, and he was double checkin

Why was he able to cum at 7 is the real question

[ooeyek]

its a commonly known fact that triplets are able to have children of their own even inside the womb.

[Eksta C]

A ladie who was pregnant with triplets was working at the bank and a robber came in and held the place up as instrutions were she pressed the silent alarm and the theif saw this and shot her in the stomach 3 times before leaving.

Reading this first sentence, I'm guessing your 10?

[Glock Guy]

Reading this first sentence, I'm guessing your 10?

nope just a really stupid 14 year old:dunce:

[Quikshot73]

whats a fourteen teen year old?

dumbass...

the number '14' is pronounced 'four-teen'. you don't need to add another 'teen' in there.

dumbass.

[HereLiesMatthew]

She was very lucky that she didn't lose those kids. That's amazing.

I lol'd. 10lolz