The Betting Bartender

[Glock Guy]

There was a man at a bar and the bartender was known to take any bet so the man goes up to the bartender and says ill bet u $100 that i can lick my eyeball the bartender of coarse say no way so he takes the bet. Then the man took out his glass eyeball and licks the bartender was pised so the guy said ill give u a chance to get ur money back i bet u another 100 dolars that i can bite my nose the bartender than agres so the guy takes out his false teeth and bites his nose then the man said ok ill bet u $1000 dollars that i can piss on the mirror behind u the mirro was about 4 ft off the ground and 5 ft back so the bartender agrees so the guy starts pissing and he get it over the bar and starts getin the bartender wet and so final he stops and the bartender laghed at him and said yes i fianaly won and so the guy says are u happy that u won u see the guy over there crying i just bet him 4000 dollars that i could piss in ur face and u would lagh about it

[ColdWaXX]

There was a man at a bar and the bartender was known to take any bet so the man goes up to the bartender and says "I'll bet you $100 that I can lick my eyeball" the bartender of coarse says" No way" so he takes the bet. Then the man took out his glass eyeball and licks it, the bartender was pissed so the guy said "I'll give you a chance to get your money back, I'll bet you another 100 dollars that I can bite my nose." The bartender then agrees, so the guy takes out his false teeth and bites his nose, then the man said "Ok I'll bet you $1000 dollars that I can piss on the mirror behind you." The mirror was about 4 ft off the ground and 5 ft back, so the bartender agrees. So the guy starts pissing and he gets it over the bar and starts getting the bartender wet and so finally he stops and the bartender laughed at him and said "Yes i finally won!" So the guy says "Are you happy that you won? You see the guy over there crying? I just bet him 4000 dollars that I could piss in your face and you would laugh about it"

There. At first, I couldn't read any of that.

[GeekyXP]

Wow. Do you do any punctuation in any of your jokes? Next time your going to tell a joke, make sure people can understand what you are trying to say.

As far as the joke, nice one. Made me chuckle.

[Glock Guy]

sorry guys i mesed it up it was late so i just did it real fast