500 Worst Things To Happen In The Middle of an Intersection

[Ænema]

You know how it works. Name some things that would suck to have happen to you or someone else in the middle of an intersection.

[plagued]

300. get hit by a car.

[Robert Goulet]

take a dump and get side swiped by a tractor while wiping

[SIKKENT]

499. die painfully after your car is engulfed by an inferno following a pileup that resulted in the deaths of over 1,000 people

[Ben Richards]

498. Getting raped.

[poop100]

497. Your head can blow up for no reason

[Squeezymo]

498. you are shot once
497. shot twice
496. shot three times
495. shot four times
494. yeah this wasn't a good idea

[deadinthehead]

trip during the flashing hand

[kingofallmedia]

493. accidentally clicking on a suckass threas

[weister42]

492. You trip, fell and landed on a dick.

[jijiji]

491. You fall asleep at the wheel.(No seriously, that how my sister in-law died)

[Victor Franko]

490. Shootout between police and armed robbers.
489. Loaded gasoline tanker wiping out.

[glytch]

488. Flooring it through a yellow light (i.e. red light) and receiving a ticket in the mail a week later.

[dudeinanigloo]

487. Your car stalls.

Why was this one missed? :err: