A true sex story. (Not work safe.) [Archive]

Miroudias

01-10-2007, 02:15 PM

Alright; time for some humiliation.

I dated this (well, I didn't know at the time...) slut from Illinois for about a year/year and a 1/2.

One night she dropped to her knees and just started blowing me. Well, she thought she'd give me a treat and asked me to unload on her face. Well, I did. No big deal. She cleaned up in the bathroom afterward and we went to bed.

The next morning we both woke up and decided to make her family breakfast. No big deal. (Single Father, no Mom in the house.) As we're cooking her Dad walks in. He does the cute thing and gives his precious daughter a kiss on the forehead.

That's when he looks at her and w/out question does the parently "lick your finger because that removes dirt" move because, as he said, "Hun, you got something on your face." So, w/out a care in the world her Father licked his finger, rubbed her face, didn't quite get it off, so he re-licked his finger, and tried again.

My girlfriend didn't think twice about it until she went to the bathroom to finish getting whatever it was off. Yeah, you guessed it... She had missed a spot cleaning up and it was my now dried baby batter he had been trying so desperately to get off...

ftbllplr

01-10-2007, 04:49 PM

Nope, didn't happen.

MexAmercn_Moose

01-10-2007, 04:53 PM

^i second that

Frostdaddy

01-10-2007, 05:30 PM

How is this not work safe? This is shit. I didn't even get a boner.

Well, not a big one anyway.

Tazer

01-10-2007, 07:15 PM

20 Bucks says, it wasn't even his Baby Batter on the forehead. She snuck off with some other guy while he was asleep!

Miroudias

01-10-2007, 11:34 PM

Suprised no one said pix or it didn't happen, 'cause I got pix.

Frostdaddy

01-10-2007, 11:49 PM

Suprised no one said pix or it didn't happen, 'cause I got pix.
WTF are you waiting for? Chat damn... you won't last long here.

Da Vinci

01-11-2007, 12:16 AM

No Wai

Squeezymo

01-11-2007, 01:08 AM

Alright; time for some humiliation.

I dated this (well, I didn't know at the time...) slut from Illinois for about a year/year and a 1/2.

One night she dropped to her knees and just started blowing me. Well, she thought she'd give me a treat and asked me to unload on her face. Well, I did. No big deal. She cleaned up in the bathroom afterward and we went to bed.

The next morning we both woke up and decided to make her family breakfast. No big deal. (Single Father, no Mom in the house.) As we're cooking her Dad walks in. He does the cute thing and gives his precious daughter a kiss on the forehead.

That's when he looks at her and w/out question does the parently "lick your finger because that removes dirt" move because, as he said, "Hun, you got something on your face." So, w/out a care in the world her Father licked his finger, rubbed her face, didn't quite get it off, so he re-licked his finger, and tried again.

My girlfriend didn't think twice about it until she went to the bathroom to finish getting whatever it was off. Yeah, you guessed it... She had missed a spot cleaning up and it was my now dried baby batter he had been trying so desperately to get off...

PM me pics

666metalhead666

01-11-2007, 01:19 AM

pics or GTFO

mickyisthebest

01-11-2007, 12:45 PM

very untrue, i hate you, please die...

Miroudias

01-11-2007, 09:43 PM

I love the way you people act, so, here's her MySpace. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=11788522)

SatanTheSith

01-14-2007, 12:17 AM

pm me pics

Kaije

01-14-2007, 08:57 PM

i was expecting pics of the stain on her head. i could care less about looking at her pics on myspace. you prove nothing. except that you have a girlfriend.

ThePope

01-14-2007, 09:37 PM

Your cum was on another man's tongue. That makes you gay.

Nickster

01-15-2007, 12:25 PM

I love the way you people act, so, here's her MySpace. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=11788522)

"But love without pain isn't really romance."? What the hell does that mean?

And since when is the ocean an interest. Oh wait, California, never mind.

Rapex

01-16-2007, 10:40 PM

That would be funny if her father got aids from your cum.

Grimgravy

01-19-2007, 07:01 AM

pm me pics

Amadeus

01-22-2007, 02:58 AM

And you better not try and photoshop cum on her forehead; we can tell.

rsnyper

01-22-2007, 04:50 AM

pm me pics or gtfo

Moose_

01-22-2007, 06:41 PM

Blowjobs are nothing compared to a sex story.... SEX story. All the way or GTFO

shnuffy

01-22-2007, 07:41 PM

How is this not work safe? This is shit. I didn't even get a boner.

Well, not a big one anyway.
I have a semi.

PhillipMorris

01-28-2007, 09:10 PM

I love the way you people act, so, here's her MySpace. (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=11788522)

She looks like Olive Oyl from Popeye.....:bigwink: