Cake

[Rootraz]

A boy and his dad are at the zoo and the son sees two lions having sex. The boy asks his dad, "what are they doing daddy" and the dad replies, "They’re baking a cake son".

Later that day the boy and his mother are walking in the park. The boy see's two dogs having sex the boy asks his mom, "What are they doing". The mother replies, "Baking a cake".

Later that night the boy walks downstairs and sees his parents having sex, and then goes back upstairs.

The next morning the boy says, "Mom, you and Dad were baking a cake last night, huh?"

The boys Mom said "How did you know?"

And he replies "because I licked the icing off the couch"

[Random Atom Gam]

Disgusting....but goooood!!!

[Zuken]

oh my god thats horrible...
not horrible as in a bad joke, horrible as in good fuckin lord thats discusting

[Mattjam]

I thought it was funny, but I could kind of tell what the punch-line was going to be. Maybe I've heard the joke before. I'm not sure.

[Squeezymo]

Cake Or Death?

[mickyisthebest]

thats funny because he mistakes the icing for his fathers sperm.

[miketru]

thats funny because he mistakes his fathers sperm for icing.

[kingofallmedia]

thats funny because he mistakes his fathers sperm for icing.

[Grimgravy]

that was funny but disgusting

[Mattjam]

That's funny because I like to write in big red letters.

[deadinthehead]

That's funny me too


isnt that strange

[Squeezymo]

Somebody is bound to make an anchorman reference soon

[FonsecaWalls]

joke was halarious but this big red font made it better

[deadinthehead]

did you guys know you cant make the font bigger than the options let you




lame but hopefully this font will be big enough to get my point across

Do you guys think so?

[Somethingevil]

Holy shit, do you guys remember the big magenta font thread?

[Rootraz]

LOUD NOISES!!!

[Squeezymo]

Blue!
....

[evil joe]

Stuntman25

[poop100]

Pie





Lol The kid ate sperm

[strikeandburn]

Oh Shit >.<

[Eksta C]

I LOVE LAMP.

[Squeezymo]

Oh Shit >.<

Buzzkill...

[Rootraz]

When I read your post that says buzzkill, I looked at it real quick and thought it said bukkake, lol

[Scoop]

Funny but gross