Stephen Lynch

[PHDrillSergeant]

I came across this guy. You might have already heard of him.

Stephen lynch is a great singer an guitarist, but part of what makes him so great is the lyrics. They're fucking hilarious.

Here's s couple of samples of some of his short songs (cause the long ones wouldn't upload!)

Stephen Lynch - Bitch (http://www.esnips.com/doc/6f1b01d4-642f-438a-a6db-8905b91ca8a0/03-bitch)

Stephen Lynch - Hair (http://www.esnips.com/doc/fe065494-9194-4097-b9d7-91aba623c1cb/08-hair)

[97GAGT]

"Dead Puppies" is awesome

[jn_powell]

The Bowling Song kicks ass "who among the pro bowl sector dares to don his wrist protector. Not that pussy Nelson Burton, tell me that his wrist is hurtin'. Hey Mark Roth, hey Earl The Pearl, would you dare to give that ball a hurl. How bout Dicky Webber or his son Pete. I turn the mother fuckers to cream of wheat."

[esruC]

Special Fred and Hermaphrodite are great songs.

[PHDrillSergeant]

I personally like Lullaby:

"Cause Daddy likes porno and ten-dollar whores,
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores,
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus...
I think that's why mommy left us."

[jn_powell]

I'm a rich and famous doctor
I always knew I'd be
An expert in the field of
Gynecology

Next on my agenda
Checking your pudenda
let me see what I can find

If you get your nerve up
Slip inside the stirrups
Single thought will cross my mind

I love puuuuuuuuuuuuuutting womens minds at rest
I love puuuuuuuuuuuuuusssshing myself to be the best
Dr. Stephen's in..uh

I've got magic fingers
The doctor of the year
There's not a lip that I can't read
A pap that I can't smear

When your legs are open
I begin the gropin'
But I fear I must be blunt

I would just as soon not
Go near your balloon knot
Think that I'll stick to your C....front