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Ado
02-10-2007, 11:13 PM
So I tuned on a mainstream channel to see what kind of trash is played nowadays. Guess what, I should never have done this!

This first song I heard was crap, then cames a Mike Jones song. GOD IT WAS HORRIBLE, MY EARS FUCKING BLEEDED FROM IT.

The song's title is Mr. Jones and laughing like a gay cocksocking-getting-it-put-in-the-back-loving motherfucking faggot seems to be the new and original way to make a corus.

I hate this guy, how can some people listen to him? HOW????? He's the reason why rap/hip-hop hit the lowest low ever possible in history.

Hey mister Jones, FUCK YOU.

Willie
02-10-2007, 11:27 PM
Yeah I dislike him as well.
Mainly because all the kids at my school (~97% white, upper-middle class) would listen to it in hopes of being "gangster."
That and his music sucks.

marshalldylan10
02-10-2007, 11:42 PM
Mike Jones lives less than a mile from me.

Ænema
02-10-2007, 11:45 PM
In the words of Chamillionare, "You gotta be kiddin me man, Dike Jones aka one of the most non-rappin, non-*something black* rappers."

esruC
02-10-2007, 11:53 PM
Who?

Lawlz, i'm too much.:D

MyBike
02-11-2007, 12:02 AM
Yeah. Totally.

Paul wall > Michael Jones

LukeyMoo
02-11-2007, 12:17 AM
every one of his songs sounds exactly the same!
he's a joke of a rapper and ill be shocked if his new album (american dream as he proudly proclaims in his 1st track) sells at all.

paul wall sucks too. all he says is "candy paint" and "purpal drank" and shit like that.

Travmire
02-11-2007, 01:14 AM
Mike Jones is very talented. You guys just don't like him because you don't like rap and because you're racists.

Kellenator
02-11-2007, 10:45 AM
He's pretty good at hitting the 3 pointers sometimes.

jijiji
02-11-2007, 03:04 PM
Isn't Mike Jones the gay prostitute that told everyone Ted Haggard is gay?

sparrky
02-11-2007, 05:21 PM
Isn't Mike Jones the gay prostitute that told everyone Ted Haggard is gay?
HAHA, yeah they have the same name.

G-manMET
02-11-2007, 07:35 PM
In the words of Chamillionare, "You gotta be kiddin me man, Dike Jones aka one of the most non-rappin, non-*something black* rappers."

Am I the only one that found it ironic that Chamillionare said that?


*Zing*

ThePope
02-11-2007, 07:39 PM
Last summer I worked with a big black guy named Mike Jones.

subin
02-11-2007, 07:44 PM
Am I the only one that found it ironic that Chamillionare said that?


*Zing*

I also find that quite ironic.

Modest gerbil
02-13-2007, 09:09 PM
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yeah the thing i hate about him is how he always feels the need to make sure everyone within 10 miles knows what his name is, it seems pointless...




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SheBear
02-13-2007, 09:50 PM
At my school there is a Spanish teacher named Mr. Jones. And his first name is Mike. I'm sure he's a better rapper than Mike Jones is though.

Ramble On
02-13-2007, 09:51 PM
Who? ....

SheBear
02-13-2007, 09:52 PM
Who? ....

Ike Jones
hah, I'm so clever!

melodeathpwns
02-14-2007, 06:15 PM
who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil

yeah the thing i hate about him is how he always feels the need to make sure everyone within 10 miles knows what his name is, it seems pointless...




who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil who? Modest gerbil

wtf?

10funkysacks

SheBear
02-14-2007, 07:15 PM
wtf?

10funkysacks

have you never even accidentally heard the infamous 'mike jones' song? All he does is say 'who? mike jones' over and over again, thus the 'who? modest gerbil'

melodeathpwns
02-14-2007, 08:34 PM
have you never even accidentally heard the infamous 'mike jones' song? All he does is say 'who? mike jones' over and over again, thus the 'who? modest gerbil'

Wow, are you serious? I bet that took him months to write that song.

DeSimone-J
03-14-2007, 03:44 PM
I like some of his songs but I honestly think he is borderline retarded. It's just the way he talks and raps it just screams Nrrrrr! :err:

Daucus Karota
03-14-2007, 09:39 PM
at first I thought this thread was about Mick Jones

1mOntana
03-14-2007, 10:05 PM
all that shwissa house or whatever i pretty lame. i dont think he claimes to be gangsta or whatever he has a song saying how he use to be too fat and now cus hes rich he gets girls, i dont know alot of rappers who would say that