The Tuxedo

[passionpanda23]

I rented this movie the other night.............and I can't believe that this movie sucked soooooo bad. The plot had potential, but the dialog just went to shit. Not to mention, I wanted to the main actress Jennifer Love Hewitt to fucking die or get the shit beat out of her, cause she was so damn irritating. She played the role of a pissed off bitch, who complains the ENTIRE fucking time. Don't ever, ever.....eva...eva...eva rent this movie. If anyone disagrees please tell me why.........I would really like to know.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
eva...eva...eva rent this movie why are you telling eva to rent this movie? I thought you said it sucked...are you trying to punish/torture eva for some reason? eva...what did you do to panda?

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Kanism
why are you telling eva to rent this movie? I thought you said it sucked...are you trying to punish/torture eva for some reason? eva...what did you do to panda?

LOL........you are too silly sometimes. :p

[EvaMonkey]

Panda, Im sorry that I put that Laxative in your coffee (chris made me do it) pls dont make me watch that movie *on knees* PLEASE

[pasternacke]

is that with jackie chan?

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Panda, Im sorry that I put that Laxative in your coffee (chris made me do it) pls dont make me watch that movie *on knees* PLEASE SO!!!! the truth comes out....errrrr....no pun intended.....ewwwwwww!!!!!! :D

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Panda, Im sorry that I put that Laxative in your coffee (chris made me do it)

what the hell???!!!111
i thought you weren't gonna say anything??? we would have gotten away with it too if it were for you meddling kids!

[greenlee]

:( I liked it... all Jackie Chan movies are hokey.. that is why they are so funny:)

I Love Jackie Chan

[Kanism]

Originally posted by chris_78660
what the hell???!!!111
i thought you weren't gonna say anything??? we would have gotten away with it too if it were for you meddling kids! ruh roh raggy....now you've done it eva...you exposed the diabolical plan which was set to be unfurled....now, there's hell to pay :eek:

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Panda, Im sorry that I put that Laxative in your coffee (chris made me do it) pls dont make me watch that movie *on knees* PLEASE

:eek: so it was you!!!...........and Chris :mad: Oooohhh I'll get you my pretty and your little MONKEY too. *ties Chris and Eva to a couch next to each other* Oook you wanna make the Panda poop do ya............well now you are going to watch The Tuxedo. *puts the dvd in and turns the volume up full blast* just so you have to hear it if you close your eyes, cause the dialog is just as bad. That'll teach ya.

[chris_78660]

*wispers to eva* see what you got us into?! all you had to do was keep your mouth shut, but noooOOOoooo! you had to blurt out the whole plan...well, at least you didn't tell her about the saran wrap over the toilet seat...that will get us the last laugh *turns back tt watch the tuxedo*

[EvaMonkey]

*whispers back* You do know shes gonna mawl us to death dont you

Hey look at that Jackie Chan in a Tux.....

[ngc4594]

Jackie Chan is a talented actor, but this film, even though it was his usual comedy vehicle, was bad.
I guess it was some of the acting on Jennifer's part and the dialogue. Although I did laugh at the the scene where he was peering around the corner at the cute Chinese chic, it could have been way better.

[Kanism]

There's a Jackie Chan flick (never got released state side) of some adaptation of Manga...and he dresses up as Chun Li in it...I have GOT to get my hands on this video.

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by ngc4594
Although I did laugh at the the scene where he was peering around the corner at the cute Chinese chic, it could have been way better.

There was only one good part that really made me laugh, and that was in the very begining where they show a deer standing in the river, then they pan the camera to it's butt, and it lifts up it's tail and starts to pee. I thought that was funny as hell. Other than that it sucked.

Simular thing happened in the Harry Potter movie where the phenox (sp?) bird comes and cries on Harry's bitten hand, to cure him of the poison. I laughed so hard, cause it reminded me of the deer peeing. I think the bird should of peed on his hand, that would of been better. :D Ok that was sick humor.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by passionpanda23
There was only one good part that really made me laugh, and that was in the very begining where they show a deer standing in the river, then they pan the camera to it's butt, and it lifts up it's tail and starts to pee. I thought that was funny as hell. Other than that it sucked.

Simular thing happened in the Harry Potter movie where the phenox (sp?) bird comes and cries on Harry's bitten hand, to cure him of the poison. I laughed so hard, cause it reminded me of the deer peeing. I think the bird should of peed on his hand, that would of been better. :D Ok that was sick humor. *scoots down to the other side of the bench....away from panda* :p

[CanadianBacon]

Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot. Tap that ass.

[Scullys1128]

i wanted to watch it...