how come they don't have kids in GTA games?

[GaryPaytonLA]

why not? hell when i play gta san andreas, i see an old granny walking the street, I use my muay thai kickboxing skills and practice on her to see how it feels like beating up on a granny.

if they have grannies and females to beat up in GTA, why not have kids?

[rand0m]

Because overprotective parents will explode.

[ehogepr]

Kids and animals, but as random said, overprotective parents would cause a shit storm.



No dogs though, dog killing is not cool. Children.. well.. they might not piss on the floor but they're more annoying.

[Zero-Man]

i never noticed that, id beat the kid upside the head with that purple dildo

[elliott678]

I noticed that too, there is none in Postal 2 either, but there are dogs and cats. Someone need to make a mod, I want to smack a kid in the head with a shovel damn it.

[Wu-tang]

Kids and animals, but as random said, overprotective parents would cause a shit storm.



No dogs though, dog killing is not cool. Children.. well.. they might not piss on the floor but they're more annoying.

Yes they do.

On WC3 they had kids that were killable. Then on the custom games there were mini games (uther's party) where you were a kodo lizard and had to hurry and eat the children before the other people did.

But WC3 isn't like GTA.

[weister42]

Because then you'll have stupid people protesting about it, and one day some kid is going to go shoot his school and some stupid people will blame that on the games.

[rand0m]

Actually its just hit me why there arn't any kids.

If you think about it they only code for one adult size ...

If you made someone smallers or bigger they it would mess up when they try to walk or get in to a car.

Or the hit boxes wouldnt fit etc etc

[18C]

How many kids do you see roaming the streets these days? I see about... none.

[weister42]

On a second thought, they should have teenage highschool punks in GTA. That would be nice.

[buckydungun]

a while ago they said it would cause more bullying

[xXSpawnXx]

Because the PTA would be on Rockstar's ass.

[Sebastian]

They have dogs in bully though. And obviously kids. But you cant kill em

[CSPope]

Rockstar's president has stated in a interview that he does not want kids to be killed (GTA style) in any of their games. Ever. This was in an old, old interview that was talking about Vice City before it came out.
So don't expect to blow up a school bus filled with kids any time soon.

You can kill kids in Deus Ex 2 though. I used to kill the little girl near the coffee shop all the time.

[Lividum]

What about women with babies in their strollers? That would be awesome.

[YorkshireMan]

Don't know if this has been mentioned.

But their were kids in Prey who died pretty horribly and looks to be kids in the upcoming game Biosystem (think that's what you call it or is it Bioshock....)

[BadIntentions]

You could kill kids in Lethal Enforcers 2 for the Genesis.

[HBK4L]

why do you care

[Mount_Happy]

What about women with babies in their strollers? That would be awesome.
Thats what i was thinking. Imagine if you could just kill the woman and cut her head off, then shoot her 30 times, then take the baby out of its stroller and throw it at someone... or or... in a lake... or off a building! :idea:

[Anti Flag]

Actually its just hit me why there arn't any kids.

If you think about it they only code for one adult size ...

If you made someone smallers or bigger they it would mess up when they try to walk or get in to a car.

Or the hit boxes wouldnt fit etc etc

the getaway had kids and so did fable.

[Superior_to_you]

Thats what i was thinking. Imagine if you could just kill the woman and cut her head off, then shoot her 30 times, then take the baby out of its stroller and throw it at someone... or or... in a lake... or off a building! :idea:

Just use it as a weapon! Imagine the versatility, you get ranged projectiles with vomit and a very foul smelling club for close quarter combat.

[ehogepr]

warcraft 3 had kids too that you could kill

[DetachablePenis]

Maybe they can make it so you can kill people that are holding babies.

[WebsterQ]

It'd be halarious if kids were in that game. If you can't kill them they should at least allow you to kick them around or punch them in the back of the head.

[motherbrain]

anyone remember on shen mui when you kicked the ball and it smacked thta little girl in the face?
it was cool

[Anti Flag]

It'd be halarious if kids were in that game. If you can't kill them they should at least allow you to kick them around or punch them in the back of the head.

that's what made fable fun :)

[Cee]

How many kids do you see roaming the streets these days? I see about... none.

None because they're all inside play GTA: San Andreas.

[The_Canadian]

Why they don't have kids? Obviously to avoid the lawsuits, threats, controversy and Jack Thompson. Why no animals? I dunno, but it is possible that they can add it. What's PETA gonna do, protest? :D

[Rapex]

On a second thought, they should have teenage highschool punks in GTA. That would be nice.

I thought they had teenage punks in Vice City by the big shopping mall but I could be wrong.

Kids in SA would kick ass. Imagine pumping 2 or 3 rounds into a little kids face while the mother screams, says something funny, then runs away. But if that happened the game would probably be banned.
But this thread got me thinking. Remember in San Andreas near the end of the game where CJ just bought the casino and they are holding try outs. There is a midget singing some funny song. I never got the point as to why R* would include that in their game...until now. I think that R* can't put kids in their game or they would face tons of legal shit but if they provided people with the tools (midget model) they might be able to make kids appear in GTA through a mod. I don't know much about modification but that would be kickass.

[Lividum]

"Don't hate the little man cuz he's packing a six-shooter"

Fucking hell, that annoyed me when I had the repeat that mission 10 times.

[Quick_Draw21]

Yes they do.

On WC3 they had kids that were killable. Then on the custom games there were mini games (uther's party) where you were a kodo lizard and had to hurry and eat the children before the other people did.

But WC3 isn't like GTA.

Why the fuck where you killing the kids in WC3? you only run into them when your playing with the paladin too lol. I didn't know about any custom games though, weird may have to check that game out again.

[elliott678]

I think that R* can't put kids in their game or they would face tons of legal shit but if they provided people with the tools (midget model) they might be able to make kids appear in GTA through a mod. I don't know much about modification but that would be kickass.Hmmm...Postal 2 has Gary Coleman and runs on the Unreal engine, I really need to learn to make mods. Maybe one day I can live out my dream of beating a kid with a shovel without all of those pesky cops and parents getting in my way.

[Dane]

Prey had some scenes were kids died in a pretty horrible way.

But I guess its different in GTA since you can just kill unsuspecting people.

[ColdWaXX]

No, don't you see all the kids are at Bullworth Academy and Jimmy Hopkins (Jimmy Wallace's cousin) is kicking their asses.

[beardo]

theres no girls or black in roller coaster tycoon 1

[geneijin]

Anybody interested in games involving hurting children just simply put in Canis Canem Edit in your PS2 drive. However, I managed to kill one seagull in GTA Vice City with a sniper rifle, just that one time.

[illin' \/illain]

how come you can do nearly every crime imaginable except rape? that would be awesome, raping some bitch.

[Supermintyfresh]

what about babies?

[scro]

If they showed kids dying, it would be a bigger deal, just beacuse, right?

[Errant Spittle]

havent you seen movies? the animals and the children ALWAYS make it out alive...no matter what. Except for dawn of the dead which waved its dick at that rule and told it to fuck off.

[temp100]

Haha, soccer mums would have a field day with GTA if it had kids. :lol: