the worst games of all time

[OLIAX]

I can't believe I just bought need for speed carbon collectors edition it's boring relabled crap I used to love the underground series but ever since most wanted it's been a thorn in my side the stupid actors look like something out of that lazytown or whatever the fuck it's called and the music is garbage and what about the 3D models when the fuck did you ever see a black bin such as the one sitting on your doorstep bigger than a car?

why oh why did I buy this shit....

EA do the right thing and make nfs underground 3

AND DON'T FUCK IT UP LIKE YOU DID MOST WANTED AND CARBON!!!

so... what are your worst games...?

[Kimkalisto]

The only thing i like about carbon is has its own original score so you don't have to play that shitty EA trax.

[OLIAX]

The only thing i like about carbon is has its own original score so you don't have to play that shitty EA trax.

you mean that shitty plinky plonky plonk music?

[Kimkalisto]

If you mean EA trax then yeah.

BTW the canyon music is by far my fav.

[rand0m]

HAhahahahah You bought and EA game expecting something good HAHAHHAHAHah

[Ginkster]

HAhahahahah You bought and EA game expecting something good HAHAHHAHAHah

Populous, birds of Prey, PGA tour golf, all rocked.

[SatanTheSith]

Jesus Christ, do you even know where the period is on your keyboard? I mean holy mother of run on sentences!

[Nickster]

Populous, birds of Prey, PGA tour golf, all rocked.

Black and White 2, every single repetative sports game, and every single fucking movie based beat-em up shit festival, all made by EA and all sucked.

Lionhead should be ashamed that they allowed such an awesome game to be butchered like that.

[Duckels]

B&W 2 failed so miserably, and the first was so good! :(

[Ginkster]

Black and White 2, every single repetative sports game, and every single fucking movie based beat-em up shit festival, all made by EA and all sucked.

Lionhead should be ashamed that they allowed such an awesome game to be butchered like that.

The games i quoted go back to the golden age of EA. Good times.

Not gonna deny they pump out shit nowadays though.

Now here is a great games developer.

http://psygnosis.org/

[Lividum]

Goldeneye, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and any Mario games suck pretty bad.

[SatanTheSith]

http://psygnosis.org/

THIS SITE IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH PSYGNOSIS OR SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT.

[Ginkster]

THIS SITE IS IN NO WAY AFFILIATED WITH PSYGNOSIS OR SONY COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT.

No, but it still stand they are a great company :) They sold the company to sony in the end.

Shadow of the Beast, Leander. Good times :)

[shizzle69]

quake 4 was pretty bad, but i haven't played alot of bad games.

[-MrSaprano-]

Pitfighter on the SNES or Megadrive..... who's graphics haunt me to this day.

D on the Playstation..... just horrible

Lost Planet.... Lost my will to live after 10 mins of game play

[clutch-monkey]

any NFS game after the first NSFU all sucked.

[No0n3]

I think zelda for the CD-I is one of the worst games. Better yet, I think I have a copy lying around at home of "Link: The Faces of Evil", if my parents haven't thrown it away. I tried playing it, but didn't get very far, was pretty hard to be honest. I've never played a Zelda game after that.
Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deblwv3vq_c) a good clip of the game. I believe this is a part of the intro.
And Oliax, what didn't you like about NFS:MW? I liked it to be honest, the police were pretty fun to evade.

[OLIAX]

I think zelda for the CD-I is one of the worst games. Better yet, I think I have a copy lying around at home of "Link: The Faces of Evil", if my parents haven't thrown it away. I tried playing it, but didn't get very far, was pretty hard to be honest. I've never played a Zelda game after that.
Here's (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Deblwv3vq_c) a good clip of the game. I believe this is a part of the intro.
And Oliax, what didn't you like about NFS:MW? I liked it to be honest, the police were pretty fun to evade.

most wanted was an alright game but some things just pissed me off (I had the xbox version) such as the road being a low quality texture (compared to nfsug2) and the petrol station had walls missing that you could see through the ground and the low amount of cars/modifications

and zelda on the cdi was pants I recommend you play zelda 3 a link to the past on zsnes emulator or ocarina of time on project64 emulator

[Nitsud44]

Populous, birds of Prey, PGA tour golf, all rocked.
Was Populous that RTS type game for the SNES where you were god and controlled nature and watched your tribe build up their civilization and then they would go and kill the other tribe?

The worst game I've ever played was probably the Matrix game that came out the same time as one of the movies. It was short and buggy. I usually don't buy games on impulse and I look up reviews and whatnot, so I don't play many horrible games.

[Meio]

Was Populous that RTS type game for the SNES where you were god and controlled nature and watched your tribe build up their civilization and then they would go and kill the other tribe?

No it was that god game for the Amiga where you were god and controlled nature and watched your tribe build up their civilization and then they would go and kill the other tribe?

[No0n3]

and zelda on the cdi was pants I recommend you play zelda 3 a link to the past on zsnes emulator or ocarina of time on project64 emulator

I know zelda on the cdi was nothing like the 'real' zelda :p
My brother has the new zelda and a wii, but I still won't play it haha. It's just something I don't like about zelda. I saw him playing it, but it has too many puzzles for my liking, and I much prefer an action-packed adventure game like God of War. I can't wait for the sequel.

[Nocturnal]

Goldeneye, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and any Mario games suck pretty bad.

sarcasm? :confused:

[weister42]

Worse game of all time? That Motherload game, it gave me a virus somehow :mad:

[elliott678]

No it was that god game for the Amiga where you were god and controlled nature and watched your tribe build up their civilization and then they would go and kill the other tribe?It was also on the SNES, same game levels and all, I like the game and have it for both, it is better on the Amiga because it has a mouse. I think Populous 2 works with the SNES mouse but it wasn't released here.

[HBK4L]

uhh, madden,fight night, tiger woods are all awesome games
dont hate on EA just because YOU dont like the games they make

[Lividum]

sarcasm? :confused:

Probably. :confused:

[sublimej311]

"I take a Lickin' & keep on Tickin'"
Clinton "Rampage" Jackson

Oh my God you suck

[Poser Park]

Superman 64, 'nuff said.

[Number 12]

25 To Life

Worst game EVER made hands down... Biggest waste of $15 and an hour of my life.

[TJIZZLES]

25 To Life

Worst game EVER made hands down... Biggest waste of $15 and an hour of my life.

Man, I've heard that. What was so bad about it? I would like to hear someone's opinion.

My choice: SUPERMAN 64. My God. I remember waiting for a year for this game. I looked that the screenshots online EVERY DAY. They looked so damn sweet. I had to sweet talk my mom to take me to get it. The first time I played it, literally my thoughts were: "WTF IS THIS SHIT?" To giv you some idea how bad it is, in the multiplayer mode, you CAN'T EVEN PLAY AS SUPERMAN!

[ChadR6783]

any NFS game after the first NSFU all sucked.
That's very true.

Supposedly Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing is the worst game of all time.
Here (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html) it is on GameSpot. Here (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/screenindex.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gsimage) are some images from the game. I love the "You're Winner!" screen. Didn't they even bother to proofread the game? From what I've seen of that game, it certainly is close to worst game of all time.

[-MrSaprano-]

Oh my God you suck

So I got his name wrong... who the fuck cares.

It was a mistake... I corrected it..... you will wake up tomorrow and STILL be retarted.

[L4NC3R]

Theme Park Roller Coaster - Who the hell do they think their appealing to with this fucking shit game? I was expecting at least something resemblant of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. But eh, I guess not. We'll skip that idea and throw together a pathetic piece of cheap shit. Why couldn't they just, I don't know... create a realistic simulator like Scream Machines or No Limits, or fuck... I would've been happy with an Ultracoaster rip! But no. We're gonna make one of the most annoyingly cartoony and user unfriendly games in all GAMING HISTORY! And to one up oursleves, we'll disguise the cover to look somewhat reliable to FUCKING screw people far beyond the reccomended age group into buying it. Brilliant!

And then there is Roller Coaster Factory - I just don't even know where to begin. Just everything about this game is wrong. From the programming, to the retail price. ALL OF IT IS JUST WRONG. Firstly, unlike RCT/TPRC/UC... you aren't allowed to dictate the curviture or elemental qualities of any specific track element (such as inversions and hills). RCF gives your very limited options list, and from that very limited list you're supposed to make the "Roller coast of your Dreams!" I mean, crapy graphics and audio shit aside... the sheer creational freedom makes cutting your wrist a hell of a lot more entertainning. And they wanted $10 for it! Fuck that. Give me $10 to play it!

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

Superman 64

/thread

Looks like a few others agree.

[goatwalker]

Theme Park Roller Coaster - Who the hell do they think their appealing to with this fucking shit game? I was expecting at least something resemblant of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. But eh, I guess not. We'll skip that idea and throw together a pathetic piece of cheap shit. Why couldn't they just, I don't know... create a realistic simulator like Scream Machines or No Limits, or fuck... I would've been happy with an Ultracoaster rip! But no. We're gonna make one of the most annoyingly cartoony and user unfriendly games in all GAMING HISTORY! And to one up oursleves, we'll disguise the cover to look somewhat reliable to FUCKING screw people far beyond the reccomended age group into buying it. Brilliant!

And then there is Roller Coaster Factory - I just don't even know where to begin. Just everything about this game is wrong. From the programming, to the retail price. ALL OF IT IS JUST WRONG. Firstly, unlike RCT/TPRC/UC... you aren't allowed to dictate the curviture or elemental qualities of any specific track element (such as inversions and hills). RCF gives your very limited options list, and from that very limited list you're supposed to make the "Roller coast of your Dreams!" I mean, crapy graphics and audio shit aside... the sheer creational freedom makes cutting your wrist a hell of a lot more entertainning. And they wanted $10 for it! Fuck that. Give me $10 to play it!

I see you like roller coaster games.

The worst game I played was MLB 2k6. The graphics were Ok but the controls sucked for that game.

[Number 12]

Man, I've heard that. What was so bad about it? I would like to hear someone's opinion.

Where to start.......
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Everything about it sucked. The graphics were unbearable. The voice overs gave me a headache. And thats not even to the gameplay. The aiming system was close to unusable and not to mention a bad hit detection system. And sometimes when you run into things your character twitches uncontrollably. And it sometimes doesn't even respond when you press a button, you end up pressing it over and over just to do a simple function. Now the AI this AI is second to a bowl of spaghetti. Enemy's constantly run around in circles firing at you and most of the time they don't even hit you. And there are other times where you can sit out in the open and have them run around and not fire a single shot at you. All in all this game was the worst I have bought to date. I may keep it because it might become historical like the E.T. games.

[Rapex]

Totally agree with oliax. NFS has sucked balls since Underground. The music, the story (gags), the cars, the crappy customization, you name it. What they need to do is relive the glory days of NFS:Hos pursuit 2. Everything about that game was kickass. The exotic cars were nice and shiny, the police were fun to avoid, the music was awesome, and the locations were fun to drive in.

[Keenan]

Countdown Vampires for the Playstation.....don't believe me? http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/countdownvampires/index.html

That game is absolutely horrid.

[JesusTheJedi]

My contribution is Stronghold 2. Total disappointment after the awesome first. I played it for about 45 minutes before essentially doing everything there is to do in the game. Still can't believe I spent $40 on it.

[firepiss]

dream tv for SNES.

[ThePope#15]

Big Rigs. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmhdaOiI2zs) 12 chars. That's right 12.

[temp100]

Theme Park Roller Coaster - Who the hell do they think their appealing to with this fucking shit game? I was expecting at least something resemblant of Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. But eh, I guess not. We'll skip that idea and throw together a pathetic piece of cheap shit. Why couldn't they just, I don't know... create a realistic simulator like Scream Machines or No Limits, or fuck... I would've been happy with an Ultracoaster rip! But no. We're gonna make one of the most annoyingly cartoony and user unfriendly games in all GAMING HISTORY! And to one up oursleves, we'll disguise the cover to look somewhat reliable to FUCKING screw people far beyond the reccomended age group into buying it. Brilliant!

And then there is Roller Coaster Factory - I just don't even know where to begin. Just everything about this game is wrong. From the programming, to the retail price. ALL OF IT IS JUST WRONG. Firstly, unlike RCT/TPRC/UC... you aren't allowed to dictate the curviture or elemental qualities of any specific track element (such as inversions and hills). RCF gives your very limited options list, and from that very limited list you're supposed to make the "Roller coast of your Dreams!" I mean, crapy graphics and audio shit aside... the sheer creational freedom makes cutting your wrist a hell of a lot more entertainning. And they wanted $10 for it! Fuck that. Give me $10 to play it!
Rollercoaster much? :D I love the RCT series - RCT1 was the first real and expensive game I ever bought. Great memories...

Anyway, my worst buy was called Sim Copter (I think) - just a crappy game with no instructions which cost me too much.

[SatanTheSith]

ahaha I used to love sim copter, but I got it free

[NYG 5]

goldeneye: rogue agent


"oh, lets put the fucking crosshair at the top the screen! thatll be fucking brilliant!"

[Keenan]

Rollercoaster much? :D I love the RCT series - RCT1 was the first real and expensive game I ever bought. Great memories...

Anyway, my worst buy was called Sim Copter (I think) - just a crappy game with no instructions which cost me too much.

Oh man, Sim Copter was the shit. It just got too hectic when you had three fires, two people who needed to be airlifted and four traffic jams to deal with.

[temp100]

After those comments, maybe I should have made more of an effort to figure stuff out in Sim Copter. :lol:

[Emokiller9]

Goldeneye, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and any Mario games suck pretty bad.

Ocarina of time sucked? I loved that game... That 50 cent bulletproof game for sex-box was pretty bad.
Bahahaha I said sex!

[melodeathpwns]

Devil May Cry 2 was a huge let down after the awesomeness of the first.

Medal of Honor: Frontline was the first and only game that gave me motion sickness. Seriously, whenever I played this game I would get a headache and felt like I was about to vomit.

Super Mario land for the original Gameboy. This game sucked so much ass. You couldn't save at all in this game.If you died or turned the game off you'd have to start from the first level WTF?!Also when you are fire Mario your fire balls only work if you're right in front of a bad guy, so they're pretty much useless.

[ThePope#15]

Ocarina of time sucked? I loved that game... That 50 cent bulletproof game for sex-box was pretty bad.
Bahahaha I said sex!
He was joking. Notice he mentioned some of the best games ever...

[Zuken]

Final Fantasy XII...a complete disaster

[Lounge Fly]

Super Mario land for the original Gameboy. This game sucked so much ass. You couldn't save at all in this game.If you died or turned the game off you'd have to start from the first level WTF?!Also when you are fire Mario your fire balls only work if you're right in front of a bad guy, so they're pretty much useless.


If you couldnt beat that game you dont have much ability as a gamer. Its so short you dont need to have a save.

[modogthemonkey]

Robocop for the ps2 was awful.The worst fps game for the ps2

[break3r]

World of Warcraft

[melodeathpwns]

If you couldnt beat that game you dont have much ability as a gamer. Its so short you dont need to have a save.

Well I played it when I was little :\

[puppetmasterjjk]

Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis and Shaq Fu

[raven99]

ET was bad.....lots on youtube funny as hell........

[OMFG FORUM RAGE]

RUNESCAPE!

[Total Madman]

Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon on Xbox.

It managed to insult the dead legend's name.

[wafflehut69]

Pac MAn gets fuked up by the police. jk it might be fun tho if that was a game. But wait if u shot at pac man wouldnt h eat the bullets!!!!!!1111111
=O i must ponder this

[temp100]

World of Warcraft
Can you justify that? :bigwink:

[AileStriker]

Friday the 13th for the NES

[PsiRedEye22]

Barring all of the angry nerd review games, I'm going to have to say Criticom for the Playstation 1. That game was buggy beyond all fuck, and pulling off finishing moves was impossible.

[willsk84food.]

Goldeneye, Zelda Ocarina of Time, and any Mario games suck pretty bad.

Seriously... just hang yourself.

[IGneois]

dream tv for SNES.

omg no!!!

that game..was ...weird..and hard and....satisfying...


6/10 awesomes!!

really im surprised anyone knows about it

[SatanTheSith]

Seriously... just hang yourself.

You should do the same

[Nol_Name]

Ultraman (http://www.consoleclassix.com/info_img/Ultraman_SNES_ScreenShot2.jpg) for the SNES. This game sucked so much.

[Well Me]

WORST: Superman 64
RUNNER UP: 50 Cent Bulletproof
HONORABLE MENTION: Bullet Witch

EDIT: I've heard that Big Rigs is also terrible, but i've never actually played it. I'd say that for the worst game ever, Supie 64 is stiff competition for anything out there.

[poop100]

Big Rigs:Over the Road Racing




One of the most broken racing games ever.

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

WORST: Superman 64
RUNNER UP: 50 Cent Bulletproof
HONORABLE MENTION: Bullet Witch

EDIT: I've heard that Big Rigs is also terrible, but i've never actually played it. I'd say that for the worst game ever, Supie 64 is stiff competition for anything out there.

In my experience, I'd have to agree with you.

From what I've heard of Big Rigs though, it definitely has Superman 64 beaten, hands down. I mean, at least Superman 64 was playable (horrible, but playable).

Apparently, Big Rigs was released with huge clipping problems (or simply no clipping) that would allow you to drive right through objects. A complete lack of AI, so your opponents never left the starting line.

In fact, I stopped typing to check out the wikipedia on it. It gets really bad.

Link for the lazy. Great read. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs)

Heck, might be worth youtubing that for a few laughs.

And anyone that hasn't seen Superman 64 should definitely check out a video or two. Not only was the game terrible, but it was hard in every conceivable bad way.

[Lividum]

Seriously... just hang yourself.

Starcraft sucked pretty bad too. So did the Metroid series. Final Fanasty VII, God of War, Half-Life, Fallout, Grand Theft Auto, Doom, Splinter Cell, and Metal Gear Solid all fucking sucked as well.

[dude22]

Just Cause. It's just awful.

[IGneois]

Starcraft sucked pretty bad too. So did the Metroid series. Final Fanasty VII, God of War, Half-Life, Fallout, Grand Theft Auto, Doom, Splinter Cell, and Metal Gear Solid all fucking sucked as well.

FINALLY..someone that agrees with me

[VoltiSubito]

Hands down, "Driven" on the gamecube... *shudder*

GameStop gave me $1 for it... and I was happy to get it...

[Dr. Nick]

ET. (1983) for the intellivision.

[Jeffd1985]

^^ was about to say that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.T._the_Extra-Terrestrial_%28Atari_2600%29

[Leesin]

Black and white 2 sucked hard because it tottally seemed to lose the whole point on creatures, theyre the only reason i played the game and having more control over him in fights was way cooler too. Plus game jus has sum annoying bugs or glitches and the armies are shit, i won most of the game by kicking the fuck out of them with my creature, pissing ass ants.

[Dr. Nick]

^^ was about to say that. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.T._the_Extra-Terrestrial_%28Atari_2600%29


1 billion buried in the desert can't be wrong.

[Nickster]

Black and white 2 sucked hard because it tottally seemed to lose the whole point on creatures, theyre the only reason i played the game and having more control over him in fights was way cooler too. Plus game jus has sum annoying bugs or glitches and the armies are shit, i won most of the game by kicking the fuck out of them with my creature, pissing ass ants.

Not to mention the game insisted on insulting your intelligence every four fucking seconds. Wow, thank god for that little floating EVIL or else I would never know that crushing a man to death with a boulder for accusing me of porking his daughter was evil!.....

Fuckers.....

It was just a mediocre city builder with a few magic spells and "Black and White 2" slapped on the box. It looked so god-damn good from the screenshots.:banghead: