New World Record - Spank the Monkey

[LordKnightOwl]

At 9:54 pm PST on December 12, 2002, I am proud to say that I SPAAANNKED that monkey at 2381 mph! Beat it if you can! (My score I mean)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Damn, You must have fast hand ;) Lets hook up.. Jus Jokin... My highest is pitiful... 318 so far!!!!!

[DEICIDE666]

how the fuk do you do it so fast.my high is 646.

[Queen_Zeal]

I have an 875

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Damn and I have a measily 652... I feel so slow.... Come on Lord... Teach me how to have a fast hand like yours!!!!!!!! :)

[GrrrrGoddess]

Hey hun, sorry to bust ur bubble, but I got 2,469 on Spank the Monkey. See if you can beat that!:p

[Queen_Zeal]

well... poopy....


but I really don't mind it... I just moved my mouse... I didn't throw it across the room... :(

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LMMFAO@Zeal

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

HOW THE HELL DO YOU GUYS MAKE YOUR MOUSE MOVE SO FAST TO GET THE HIGH OF A SCORE *Screams* Jeezus... I havent even been able to get past 700 *Pouts* I give up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Queen_Zeal]

I think I just got lucky.

[LordKnightOwl]

Simply drag the hand all the way to the right side of the flash window, then move mouse pointer outside of the window. Proceed to move it all the way to the other side, without touching the flash window. Then, simply touch the left side of the flash window with the mouse. You should get a score of at least 700+, although usually it will be 8-900. I have found that I get my highest scores (1000+ scores,up to 2381) by entering the flash window from the left side QUICKLY and then left-clicking somewhere on the monkey's body. However, I have not yet perfected this technique. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Good luck!

p.s. Some coincidence, GrrrrGoddess...2469?...2 - 4 - 69?... hmmm.....two for 69, maybe? I'm up for it if you are baby...but you don't have to post a fictitious score on my account...;)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Thank you LordKnightOwl --- Someone gave me that advice already --- but thank you anyways --- I tried it and my highest is now 1000 --- I played it forever last night. Thank you once more --- Ill keep spanking that monkey till I am happy with my speed though ;)

[DEICIDE666]

Queen Zeal, SHUT THE FUK UP YOU BITCHFACE.STOP SAYING "*cue evil laughter and dramatic music*" IT IS REALY RETARDED AND STUPID LIKE YOU!

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[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

yay more of the forum dissing --- I love it.

[DEICIDE666]

SeXaYrEdHeAd03 IS COOL.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Hell yeah I am cool --- Bow down to the cool one --- lol jus jokin!!!

[SoaDChick88]

Hey everyone, it's GrrrrGoddess, I forgot my password, the polishness is showing, hehe. First of all, I jus discovered a trick, and no, i don't throw my mouse across the room, and I'm sorry if someone is stupid enough to do that. Well, because I'm in a good mood, I'll tell you my secret, which someone else pretty much already said. When you click on the hand, you click both the left and the right mousebuttons, which pauses the game, but you can still move the mouse. Then you simply move th emouse over to the monkey, and click only the left button. The lowest score that I've gotten doing this is 500.
And to nighthawkowl, no, i didn't make up the score, I'm good enough to get guys that actually know me and aren't from the internet.

[Queen_Zeal]

Originally posted by DEICIDE666
Queen Zeal, SHUT THE FUK UP YOU BITCHFACE.STOP SAYING "*cue evil laughter and dramatic music*" IT IS REALY RETARDED AND STUPID LIKE YOU!

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what's real funny is that you don't know what the fuck the signature is, so let me give you to difnition you stupid five year old dick weed: Signature, Optional signature you may use to appear at bottom of your posts. there you go you alittle smarter now? let's hope so cause your going to need all of it to get passed your fucking kindergarden class you stupuid, illiterate fuckwad. Now go back to whatever cult you came from and drink the goddamn kool-aid.

[Queen_Zeal]

And look there I changed it just for little ol' you now you can shut the fuck up about it before you even start.

[Dr. Dre]

*chirp* *chirp* *chirp*
*Dre breaks the silence*

Wheres dueschebag666? Maybe you scared him off already? Maybe hes tickling Satan's feet or sumtin

[SoaDChick88]

Hehe, can't you people just get along? O, n srry 2 Lordknightowl, I had another polish moment and did your s/n wrong. I'm horrible with names, so don't be mad!

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you can always use the Edit button

[DEICIDE666]

OF COURSE I KNOW ITS A SIGNITURE YOU FUCKWIT.THEY ARE GAY DONT USE THEM.YOURS IS ESPECIALLYS GAY.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I got 1008 --- I am sooooo proud of muhself --- thats the highest I have been able to get on that spanking game -- Ok --- Sorry --- Had to brag --- Even though it isnt as high as some in here!

[SoaDChick88]

Don't worry about it, everyone brags in here, lol.

[allycol93]

i was playing spank the monkey i hit it as hard as i could and i hit it at

3135mph

if you want proof e-mail me at alistair.collins.93@hotmail.co.uk

[PattyWackit]

spank the monkey was so 6 years ago

*edit* 500th post in a 6 year old thread coool

[PokemonMaster]

I found a bug, just got 3500. I think it caps right there.

[chalupa]

A 6+ year thread bump has to be a record all of it's own.