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clutch-monkey
03-31-2007, 10:13 PM
http://www.autozine.org/0_News/Archive/2007_04/News_frame.html
:lol: :lol:
best bit:

According to Schumacher, carbon-fiber engine block will not only reduce weight substantially, but it will absorb the carbon-dioxide produced in the combustion chambers and result in carbon-fiber-dioxide. "It actually helps strengthening the block. The solid carbon-fiber-dioxide can be removed from the engine by our technicians after a period of time." Our question is, will the waste decompound back into CO2 in the nature ? "It doesn't matter, we will dump the waste at the backyard of Lamborghini. It's just miles away from our headquarters, very convenient."
SyDias
04-01-2007, 03:07 AM
Great, that's environmentally safe.
car_boy_16
04-01-2007, 04:05 AM
Schumacher is a fucking joke of a CEO. Ferrari has gone retarded.
shnuffy
04-01-2007, 04:19 AM
ummmmm..... car_boy... notice the date?
car_boy_16
04-01-2007, 04:31 AM
Ummm ...what about the date, shnuffy? It's all together just the way it should be. don't take advantage of me just cuz it's A Friday nite.....


EDitHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA OMFG. FUCK YOU ALL!!! SUCK MY DICK U FUCKRE> U rally tripped me out. Thanks for pointing that out, shnuffy, good lookin out man! Im an idiot.,
clutch-monkey
04-01-2007, 04:35 AM
EDitHAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAA OMFG. FUCK YOU ALL!!! SUCK MY DICK U FUCKRE> U rally tripped me out. Thanks for pointing that out, shnuffy, good lookin out man! Im an idiot.,
i dunno if you're serious or not but i would have thought the 'carbon fibre engine block' bit would have tipped you off :D :p
car_boy_16
04-01-2007, 04:36 AM
U know what's sick, clutch? Im stupid enough to think that it's POSSIBLE and within reason to be able to engineer a carbon composite block..............
clutch-monkey
04-01-2007, 05:03 AM
U know what's sick, clutch? Im stupid enough to think that it's POSSIBLE and within reason to be able to engineer a carbon composite block..............
well they can't do it for rifle barrels yet, so don't hold your breath :bigwink:
El Jarretto
04-01-2007, 03:27 PM
"It doesn't matter, we will dump the waste at the backyard of Lamborghini. It's just miles away from our headquarters, very convenient."
That made me lol, even if it's fake.