L4NC3R
05-15-2007, 04:36 PM
This movie was FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. OMG... Seriously... just... wow. That's all I can say about it now. Just... WOW. It completely floored me, I mean it physically knocked me out cold for 2 hours of my life, two hours I'd happily sacrfice again to be swept off my feet into this epic, EPIC adventure. Where's the game?! I NEED TO PLAY THAT DAMN GAME NOW! Does anyone want to get rid of it?! I'll buy it off ebay from anyone! If the game is a quarter as cool as the movie, that's money well spent my friend, money well spent.
But where to begin? I don't even know where to start from, this movie has got my fucking mind all blown to shit. Hmmm, well I guess it would all have to stem from the masterful plot, written by Topper Lilien and Carrol Cartwright.
Look... it begins in a magical world, in an kingdom called Izmer. Now, the whole plot revolved around a Dragon Scepter which controls the hugely bad ass Red Dragons, and everyone knowns once you control fucking RED Dragons, you rule the fucking universe for life, yo. And like there is a huge war being waged for it, while band of the most unlikely heroes pursue it.
And among this band of mythical persons and creatures, is a theif known as Ridely Freeborn. And seriously, this motherfucker blows Bruce Willis off the map when it comes to being bad ass. Who the fuck is Bruce Willis? I don't even know anymore. I mean, sure... he's a baby faced, prepubcesnt little girl by all physical manners, but WHOA does he got moves! He's like Aaragon and Jet Lee wrapped into one (with a little Russle Crow, because I'd bet he'd throw his cell phone at you). Give that little kid a sword, and he'll rape your face off. His acting is also very well done, which is why he's given the main role above other more experienced actors. Obviously Justin Whalin has got a gift of magnificent level that just needed to be shown to blow everyone away. I really hope he got an Oscar for his performance. He was completely tear jerking and intense. Eveyone else sucked. He held the entire movie on his shoulders.
And then I've got to hand it to the editors. The CGI, the cinemtography, and overall picture was huge. HUGE. I don't think anything else can match it. It was like the Hulk, simply incredible.
This movie, I'm giving a 10/10 stars. Two thumbs up (and a bonus boner for Zoe McLellan! :raiseeyeb ). I suggest this movie for anyone and everyone. I promise you an adventure you'll truly never forget. You will be addicted to this film for the rest of your life. Hollywood has turned one of the greatest board games known to mankind into quite clearly one of the best movies in all history. I've even come to believe that... since ancient times many millenia ago, we were created by aliens for the soul purpose of this movie. But we didn't know how to make it, thus we began logical thinking processes and the technogical research, development, and advancement. We became so great in our pursuit that for shits and giggles we sent people to the FUCKING MOON.
Everyone pay respect to this film now. It owns us all.
But where to begin? I don't even know where to start from, this movie has got my fucking mind all blown to shit. Hmmm, well I guess it would all have to stem from the masterful plot, written by Topper Lilien and Carrol Cartwright.
Look... it begins in a magical world, in an kingdom called Izmer. Now, the whole plot revolved around a Dragon Scepter which controls the hugely bad ass Red Dragons, and everyone knowns once you control fucking RED Dragons, you rule the fucking universe for life, yo. And like there is a huge war being waged for it, while band of the most unlikely heroes pursue it.
And among this band of mythical persons and creatures, is a theif known as Ridely Freeborn. And seriously, this motherfucker blows Bruce Willis off the map when it comes to being bad ass. Who the fuck is Bruce Willis? I don't even know anymore. I mean, sure... he's a baby faced, prepubcesnt little girl by all physical manners, but WHOA does he got moves! He's like Aaragon and Jet Lee wrapped into one (with a little Russle Crow, because I'd bet he'd throw his cell phone at you). Give that little kid a sword, and he'll rape your face off. His acting is also very well done, which is why he's given the main role above other more experienced actors. Obviously Justin Whalin has got a gift of magnificent level that just needed to be shown to blow everyone away. I really hope he got an Oscar for his performance. He was completely tear jerking and intense. Eveyone else sucked. He held the entire movie on his shoulders.
And then I've got to hand it to the editors. The CGI, the cinemtography, and overall picture was huge. HUGE. I don't think anything else can match it. It was like the Hulk, simply incredible.
This movie, I'm giving a 10/10 stars. Two thumbs up (and a bonus boner for Zoe McLellan! :raiseeyeb ). I suggest this movie for anyone and everyone. I promise you an adventure you'll truly never forget. You will be addicted to this film for the rest of your life. Hollywood has turned one of the greatest board games known to mankind into quite clearly one of the best movies in all history. I've even come to believe that... since ancient times many millenia ago, we were created by aliens for the soul purpose of this movie. But we didn't know how to make it, thus we began logical thinking processes and the technogical research, development, and advancement. We became so great in our pursuit that for shits and giggles we sent people to the FUCKING MOON.
Everyone pay respect to this film now. It owns us all.