Giving Birth

[Trwaega]

Every morning I wake up and flip through the channels whilst I eat my Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Every morning I come across the Discovery channel or the Health channel and inevitabely there's some fat, hairy, hoggish sort of woman popping out a kid in a bath tub. There's also usually some sap in the tub with here trying to feign excitement about having to take care of some little shit for the next eighteen years. I find this programming more despicable than any of the sex or violence I see on latenight.

[duel]

If I was a woman and gave birth, I'd try to plan ahead and store up as much liquidy crap in my intestines as possible so I could shit it out everywhere as I push.