The TRUTH about PS3, 360, Wii

[Wip3ou7xL]

We wanted to express our ideas about the current videogame console war while educating the rest of you on some things that you may not have realised. This is a spoken word / freestyle rap about gaming politics. We're sick of people buying videogame consoles soley based upon advertisment and ignorance.
Open your eyes and ears and the truth will set you free.
We hope you all enjoy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5p3lhsM17Q

* Contains some explicit language.

[MooCowzRock]

....holy shit you suck.......

If you eat a playstation....you wont take a blue poop??

Are you kidding me?

EDIT: I cant believe I sat through the entire fucking thing...

[bukowski]

I can't believe I paused Cormega for this shit.

Cormega > Fag nigga bullshit

[Wip3ou7xL]

lol its a freestyle man... lets see you do it. we're just spittin whats on our minds... and he said "if you eat a playstation you gonna take a blue poop". ;P

[Shackelford]

Are you serious?

[prelude326]

Good Video 5stars. so gears of war is 8ppl online only & u gotta pay to play? holy shit that's fucking retarted. I love playing resistance online for FREE! and up to 40people and tommarow when they update they will have new World Servers.




fuck xbox i never like it and never will
PSP, PS1, PS2, PS3 forever!!

[Wip3ou7xL]

Good Video 5stars. so gears of war is 8ppl online only & u gotta pay to play? holy shit that's fucking retarted. I love playing resistance online for FREE! and up to 40people and tommarow when they update they will have new World Servers.




fuck xbox i never like it and never will
PSP, PS1, PS2, PS3 forever!!

hahah thats real QFT

[TopRightCorner]

Xbox 360 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS3

nice try though

[prelude326]

hahah thats real QFT

wanna play reistance? add me to your buddy list PSN: Kingpin326 -it's case-sensative

[prelude326]

Xbox 360 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> PS3

nice try though

xbox 360 came out 1yr before the ps3 launch and the only "good" game they have is gears. which came out when ps3 launched. it took microsoft 1yr to make a good game when ps3 was launched with resistance, which totally kicks ass so suck my dick xboxbich. ps3 just started it's reign and it will eat up the wii and xbox within a year.

[TopRightCorner]

xbox 360 came out 1yr before the ps3 launch and the only "good" game they have is gears. which came out when ps3 launched. it took microsoft 1yr to make a good game when ps3 was launched with resistance, which totally kicks ass so suck my dick xboxbich. ps3 just started it's reign and it will eat up the wii and xbox within a year.

the PS3 wont be nearly as successful s the ps2. they got no games and the hardware cost too much. "PS3 launched with resistance" --- how does that mean the PS3 is any good? just cause 1 good game gets launched with the console? its just a better version of the 3DO so far

[ChocoChipCamo]

....holy shit you suck.......

If you eat a playstation....you wont take a blue poop??

Are you kidding me?

EDIT: I cant believe I sat through the entire fucking thing...

Damn, you've got some guts. I lasted for 43 seconds, but it seemed like 43 hours ><;

Must.
Cleanse.
Earssss!!

[ZeroTigerX]

Damn, that was pretty good.

Can't say it wasn't biased, but isn't that what rap is about?

[usefulidiot316]

Damn, that was pretty good.

Can't say it wasn't biased, but isn't that what rap is about?

Rap is all about fuckin' some hoes or bustin a cap, and absolutely nothing else. Rapping about video games? You'd HAVE to be white for that.

[Roameyoe]

Oh god. This was worse than an episode of King of the Hill.

[silverspade14]

Oh god. This was worse than an episode of King of the Hill.

:confuzed: That means it could be anything less than excellent? You need to narrow the field. And yes that was a gay video and I left you a nice comment.

[Wip3ou7xL]

Hah another triumph for PS3!! We now have full 1080p upscaling of all DVDs, and PS1/2/3 games! Hah woot. Fuck yeah, thanks Sony!

1.80 bitches!

[Shackelford]

Encore time?

[silverspade14]

Hah another triumph for PS3!! We now have full 1080p upscaling of all DVDs, and PS1/2/3 games! Hah woot. Fuck yeah, thanks Sony!

1.80 bitches!

Too bad you only have like 10 games.

[Al Paccioli]

Pfft, the only games that count are the ones that stand against the test of time. Everything else is just filler.

[Latino_Heat_1]

Too bad you only have like 10 games.

Its been less than one year and you want to already own ten games? :err:

[silverspade14]

Its been less than one year and you want to already own ten games? :err:

I meant 10 games to choose from.

[rand0m]

Oh god my ears.

[LaquerHead]

Congratulations, that was the most mind blowingly shit thing i have ever heard. Are you seriously using Calling all Cars and arcade games as a reason for people to buy the ps3 ?, next you'll pull out folding at home.
'new' ninja gaiden ?, you mean polished 'old' ninja gaiden dont you.

How come all the games you talk about bar resistance and CaC are unreleased ?, thats right, because theres no point in buying a console which has no games. The main reason a shitload of people will be buying a ps3, Mgs3, is most likely not out this year, so really why do you own one Right now.



"Thats just the jist of the shit thats possible with the cell processor", never thought i'd hear someone rap that

Edit: Just sat through your mates bit, haha you did pull out folding at home.

[OLIAX]

We wanted to express our ideas about the current videogame console war while educating the rest of you on some things that you may not have realised. This is a spoken word / freestyle rap about gaming politics. We're sick of people buying videogame consoles soley based upon advertisment and ignorance.
Open your eyes and ears and the truth will set you free.
We hope you all enjoy!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=q5p3lhsM17Q

* Contains some explicit language.

that's so fucking true yo ;)

[zigamabob]

Hah another triumph for PS3!! We now have full 1080p upscaling of all DVDs, and PS1/2/3 games! Hah woot. Fuck yeah, thanks Sony!

1.80 bitches!

First you are a moron and you have no idea what your talking about and so are your two boys. Second, im a producer, I make rap and r&b beats, I work with rappers all the time, and all I have to say, was that was straight ass.

The three of you sounded like corny generic versions of Vanilla Ice. Never rap again, especially about video games, your a straight up emberassment to anyone who has ever freestyled.

[James Bond 007]

That is the worst rap I ever did hear, I cant believe I sat through a whole minute of that.

Was it meant as a joke or what?

[rand0m]

for such a blatent attack on a consoles this should be in the console war thread.

[Wip3ou7xL]

lol bring the hate. You all can tell me that it was ass or whatever but the truth is I don't see any of you fuckin nutless pussies doin it.

We had fun, it was a freestyle, lets see you do better if you think its so bad.
I'll admit it wasn't perfect, but thats what FREESTYLE is.
You guys that turned it off in 30 seconds didn't even get to the good parts ;)

Hah jealousy.

Heh and we got people callin us white boys that don't know shit about who we are. That's funny. Just proves the what kind of ignorance is present in this society.

Untill I see one of you guys do better yall can stuff it.
You can't get a rise out of me, I know my shit was tight ;)

Hah plus I know you fuckers bought a 360. That's why I posted this shit here for you to fuckin hate on haha

[Niggler Jenkins]

Stupidest shit I've ever heard. I can't believe I took time out of my day to listen to this. I can't believe ya'll took time out of youy day to make it, either. Are you guys hired by Sony or something? Cause you're trying to sell me a PS3 like you are. I must say, though, I have both systems and the PS3 will kick the 360's ass when it's all said and done.

[aoplayo]

Wow just wow. You know, I never thought someone would waste there time to do this. Apparently you have nothing better to do. You know you should get off your fat ass and do something useful.

HAHA and you own a fucking beetle. I bet your proud it can go 0-60 in about 8 seconds. Man thats a chick car too.

[Shaster]

as much as I love my PS3, that was embarrasing to watch...

rapping + video games/consoles= huge steaming pile of fail!

[zigamabob]

lol bring the hate. You all can tell me that it was ass or whatever but the truth is I don't see any of you fuckin nutless pussies doin it.

We had fun, it was a freestyle, lets see you do better if you think its so bad.
I'll admit it wasn't perfect, but thats what FREESTYLE is.
You guys that turned it off in 30 seconds didn't even get to the good parts ;)

Hah jealousy.

Heh and we got people callin us white boys that don't know shit about who we are. That's funny. Just proves the what kind of ignorance is present in this society.

Untill I see one of you guys do better yall can stuff it.
You can't get a rise out of me, I know my shit was tight ;)

Hah plus I know you fuckers bought a 360. That's why I posted this shit here for you to fuckin hate on haha

Never said I could rap, never said I was a rapper, and just because no one on this forum can rap doesn't mean your tight. I told you I work with rappers all the time THE THREE OF YOU ARE CORNY. I know 8th graders that will lay down a better verse than that bullshit.

And if you aren't white what are you? I grew up in some of the shittiest neighborhoods, doesn't mean im anything but white. Regardless I hope your career plan is comedy cause that shit just made me laugh.

[Nickster]

Goddamnit people like you piss me off.

"look! Theres someone who likes a different machine that plays interactive moving pictures on a fucking television set. HERESY! BURN HIM!"

And anyone who acknowledges "video game politics" should be shot.
And this truth will set you free shit? THESE ARE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT MACHINES! PLAYTHINGS! NOT THE FUCKING ARK OF THE COVENANT!

[emoisgay]

Hah another triumph for PS3!! We now have full 1080p upscaling of all DVDs, and PS1/2/3 games! Hah woot. Fuck yeah, thanks Sony!

1.80 bitches!

here's a loss, they want to take away the backward capabilities to make it cheaper :O i honestly want to get a ps3 but the more videos i see on youtube by these ps3 fan boys the more ashamed i feel for ever wanting one.

[usefulidiot316]

lol bring the hate. You all can tell me that it was ass or whatever but the truth is I don't see any of you fuckin nutless pussies doin it.

We had fun, it was a freestyle, lets see you do better if you think its so bad.
I'll admit it wasn't perfect, but thats what FREESTYLE is.
You guys that turned it off in 30 seconds didn't even get to the good parts ;)

Hah jealousy.

Heh and we got people callin us white boys that don't know shit about who we are. That's funny. Just proves the what kind of ignorance is present in this society.

Untill I see one of you guys do better yall can stuff it.
You can't get a rise out of me, I know my shit was tight ;)

Hah plus I know you fuckers bought a 360. That's why I posted this shit here for you to fuckin hate on haha

OMG, that was you? I'll have to admit, you had me fooled. I had you pegged for a 13 year old adolescent asshole. Now, I find out that you're just some arrogant white nigger wannabe.

Do society a favor and stab yourself. Don't use a gun, it's just a waste of ammo.

[Molson]

wow. this is worse than that time i accidentally sawed off my penis.

[Mega-Flare]

Ok... advertising crap never worked on me anyway.

[Mega-Flare]

That was actually good, as much as I dislike rap music in general.

PS3>X360

[dialamo]

Goddamnit people like you piss me off.

"look! Theres someone who likes a different machine that plays interactive moving pictures on a fucking television set. HERESY! BURN HIM!"

And anyone who acknowledges "video game politics" should be shot.
And this truth will set you free shit? THESE ARE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT MACHINES! PLAYTHINGS! NOT THE FUCKING ARK OF THE COVENANT!
QFT

This is the only valid opinion for all video game consoles.

/thread

[Doh616]

These guys are probably best friends with CHAD WARDEN!!! Wiggers are funny.

[Wip3ou7xL]

hahahahahahahahahah

this is great

[imnotatoaster]

LOL i like how they said "xbox 360 is for kids with swollen wallets"

So wait, what console is 300 and what console is 600?

wouldn't that be the ps3 kids with the swollen wallets?

[rand0m]

You're an idiot. Swollen wallets means they're tight buggers. Ie they dont wanna pay much.

Christ.

[James Bond 007]

Wip3ou7xl me saying that the rap was the worst thing I ever heard had nothing to do with me prefering the 360. I have had 2 PSones, I have a PS2, a PSP and I got a PS3 about 5 weeks ago, I have never owned an xbox and I have no intention of doing, Im as bigger Sony fan-boy as you will meet but that rap was shit...

"Well I dont see you doing any better"

You dont see me trying to rap bcoz I know I cant and Im white, maybe your honky, eminem wannabe mate should realise he too is shit at freestyling and give everyone a break, I honestly thought that lyrical diarrhea was a joke, I never realised you guys were being serious, now instead of thinking you guys were funny I think you are a bunch of gay wiggers with too much time on your hands.

[emoisgay]

hehe i noticed a few guys posted some factorial stuff on video comments go on to see it and they were gone.

one of my favorites had to be chuj00's "Wow those sound like great games for the ps3!! but how many are exactly out at the moment? Oh thats right none...."

[Wip3ou7xL]

i havent deleted any comments from the youtube video, so uh, yeah...

man i love every reaction i get out of this, lol... you guys just cant figure it out. james bond is the funniest of all haha

[Junkman]

What can't we figure out? The fact that you like PS3 better? Are you trying to make us all come to the conclusion that PS3 is better because you made an incredibly biased and stupid rap video? I'm surprised this topic didn't just vanish after Nickster's post, because no one can top what he said, and I'm actually appalled that you can argue with that. It's a fucking console... what are you expecting.
"Hey, honey, these guys on youtube just said that they didn't like playing the Wii because it's kiddy, and the 360 is stupid because it costs less than the PS3. Let's go get one of those machines right away!"

[Wu-tang]

Rap is all about fuckin' some hoes or bustin a cap, and absolutely nothing else. Rapping about video games? You'd HAVE to be white for that.

Ghostface Killah rapped about cartoons in one of his songs. Not too far off.

[Al Paccioli]

lol its a freestyle man... lets see you do it. we're just spittin whats on our minds... and he said "if you eat a playstation you gonna take a blue poop". ;P

That line was epic win.

[Wip3ou7xL]

lol tons of rappers (even black ones) have rapped about videogames in the past... shit i have mad stuff by the wutang clan, kool keith, and others where they rap about games and comics...

lol if i told you what it was that you guys couldnt figure out, then that would spoil my fun... this is way too funny to just let go of.

oh, one thing i will address though... james bond is fuckin hilarious... all of a sudden he's a fuckin record label exec and is calling me a honkey. lol... that's so funny... stating his opinion isnt enough, he has to let everyone know he's a producer so that they believe him when he says my rap isn't good, since i guess they aren't capable of judging for themselves... lol.... honkey..... son, there isnt a honkey cell in my body. I was born and raised in NYC and I'm a full blooded Greek. bwahaha im a producer bwahahaha my name is james bond bwahaha. My homeboy Sam is a full blooded Bolivian.... the guy who introduced us.... now HE was a honkey. LOL.

My favorite thing about eBaum's forums is how damn serious everyone is. Man thats funny.

[usefulidiot316]

lol if i told you what it was that you guys couldnt figure out, then that would spoil my fun... this is way too funny to just let go of.
I don't think you're sitting there laughing. I think it's more like you're sitting there thinking of ways to keep your ego from deflating. Sitting there reading comments about how terrible that video was, and thinking, "maybe they have a point." Trying to impress people with a really bad video of you free styling on youtube about video games, and you apparently can't even get that right. Then you realize if you can't impress people on the internet, how are you going to make any real friends?

Don't try to tell me that you're not feeling insecure and you really are sitting at your computer laughing. The biggest, most obvious sign of insecurity is personal attacks on other people in defense of your ego.
oh, one thing i will address though... james bond is fuckin hilarious... all of a sudden he's a fuckin record label exec and is calling me a honkey. lol... that's so funny... stating his opinion isnt enough, he has to let everyone know he's a producer so that they believe him when he says my rap isn't good, since i guess they aren't capable of judging for themselves... lol.... honkey..... son, there isnt a honkey cell in my body. I was born and raised in NYC and I'm a full blooded Greek. bwahaha im a producer bwahahaha my name is james bond bwahaha. My homeboy Sam is a full blooded Bolivian.... the guy who introduced us.... now HE was a honkey. LOL.

My favorite thing about eBaum's forums is how damn serious everyone is. Man thats funny.

Well, maybe I could be wrong.:rollseyes

[Junkman]

Wait a tic... he has his Xbox Live Gamertag in his sig, and has a gamerscore of 6272.
That would take a while, and someone who hated the 360 so much likely wouldn't play it that amount of time. He's probably just messing with us.

[HBK4L]

that was cute.
like i said, homos are gay.

[Junkman]

that was cute.
like i said, homos are gay.

Umm... what did that have to do with anything?