toytoy88
05-25-2007, 09:00 PM
Jesus fucking Christ I'm getting tired of these hillbillies down here.
I'm selling one of my pick ups and I had this little exchange over the phone this morning:
Me: Hello?
Hillbilly: You is askin to much fer yer truck.
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
Hillbilly: I sold one the same year for $2000.
Me: And your point is?
Hillbilly: You is askin to much fer it.
Me: You called just to tell me that?
Hillbilly: I'll give you $2000 fer it.
Me: No.
Hillbilly: Well I only got $2000 fer mine.
Me: Did yours have all maintenance records since new? $1000 worth of rims? Custom paint? Low miles? A CD player? No dents and in perfect mechanical condition?
Hillbilly: That's not the point, I only got $2000 for mine and that's all I'm gonna give you.
Me: Call me if you want to pay $3000. Bye.
6 hours later he calls me again.
Hillbilly: I decided I wanna buy yer truck.
Me: For $3000?
Hillbilly: No, for $2000 cash dollars. I done told you that's what I was fixin to pay.
Me: I already told you I won't take less then $3000, why would I've changed my mind in the last 6 hours?
Hillbilly: Because that's how much I sold my truck fer and that's all it's worth.
Me: Tell you what, the truck is for sale to you, and you only, for $4000.
Hillbilly: That's to much, I got $2000 fer mine.
Christ. How do some of these morons make it to the age of maturity being so fucking stupid? Just because the truck he sold was worth $2000 he figures all trucks of the same year and make are worth only that.
I need a fucking drink. Or twenty.
For the record, here's the truck I'm selling:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/percypbird/trucktoy.jpg
It's a 1988 Toyota V6 4x4, 158K miles, engine, tranny & rearend were all replaced with factory new Toyota replacements between 32K and 38K. I have all records of everything done to the truck from the day it rolled off the lot new till now, including oil changes every 2500 to 3500 miles. The interior is almost perfect, everything works, the tires have 80% tread and the truck has never been abused. Low Kelly Blue Book for this zip code in FAIR condition is $3400.
$2000 my ass.
I'm selling one of my pick ups and I had this little exchange over the phone this morning:
Me: Hello?
Hillbilly: You is askin to much fer yer truck.
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
Hillbilly: I sold one the same year for $2000.
Me: And your point is?
Hillbilly: You is askin to much fer it.
Me: You called just to tell me that?
Hillbilly: I'll give you $2000 fer it.
Me: No.
Hillbilly: Well I only got $2000 fer mine.
Me: Did yours have all maintenance records since new? $1000 worth of rims? Custom paint? Low miles? A CD player? No dents and in perfect mechanical condition?
Hillbilly: That's not the point, I only got $2000 for mine and that's all I'm gonna give you.
Me: Call me if you want to pay $3000. Bye.
6 hours later he calls me again.
Hillbilly: I decided I wanna buy yer truck.
Me: For $3000?
Hillbilly: No, for $2000 cash dollars. I done told you that's what I was fixin to pay.
Me: I already told you I won't take less then $3000, why would I've changed my mind in the last 6 hours?
Hillbilly: Because that's how much I sold my truck fer and that's all it's worth.
Me: Tell you what, the truck is for sale to you, and you only, for $4000.
Hillbilly: That's to much, I got $2000 fer mine.
Christ. How do some of these morons make it to the age of maturity being so fucking stupid? Just because the truck he sold was worth $2000 he figures all trucks of the same year and make are worth only that.
I need a fucking drink. Or twenty.
For the record, here's the truck I'm selling:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/percypbird/trucktoy.jpg
It's a 1988 Toyota V6 4x4, 158K miles, engine, tranny & rearend were all replaced with factory new Toyota replacements between 32K and 38K. I have all records of everything done to the truck from the day it rolled off the lot new till now, including oil changes every 2500 to 3500 miles. The interior is almost perfect, everything works, the tires have 80% tread and the truck has never been abused. Low Kelly Blue Book for this zip code in FAIR condition is $3400.
$2000 my ass.