Pedo Jokes ****READERS BEWARE****

[9Planets]

Just a few I thought up..

Q:What's the best part about fucking a 12yr old in the shower?
A: Slickin' her hair back and making her look 9.

I like my woman the same as my whiskey.
Aged 13 yrs and mixed up with coke.

Q: Best part about fucking a 12 yr old girl
A: Flippin her over to make her look like a 8 yr old boy


Not mine:

Q: What's best part about fucking 27 year olds.
A: There's 20 of them.

[Mattjam]

You should have worded the last one, "What's the best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds?".
It won't make a difference if it's told, but if typed out then it needs to be changed.

And I didn't find most of them to be funny.

[MooCowzRock]

lol, the last one is awesome...

the others, not so much....


I remember a classic one:

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

Wipe your dick on her teddy bear...

[Hankishin]

Yeah? Well....

What's the difference between a {insert a noun of what you are making fun of}
and a broomstick?

I've never {insert a past-tense dirty verb} a broomstick

Hardy har har.

[9Planets]

Yeah? Well....

What's the difference between a {insert a noun of what you are making fun of}
and a broomstick?

I've never {insert a past-tense dirty verb} a broomstick

Hardy har har.

Weak.


Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."


LOL

[Nol_Name]

Knock knock.....
Who is it?
Pedo
Pedo who?
Pedo pleas take a sit over her.

I did not think it was funny.

[uglycatface]

how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.

edit: pay no attention to this post. i should read things more carefully.

[MooCowzRock]

how do you make a 5 year old girl cry twice?

wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.

dude I already posted this...

[Nemo]

Weak.


Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."


LOL

I thought that was just down right excellent.

[MooCowzRock]

I thought that was just down right excellent.

absolutely, I agree....brilliant...

[pRoN jUnKy]

Weak.


Boy and Pedofile are walking together at night in the woods..
And the little boy looks up at the man and says "I... I'm scared.."
Man looks at the boy and says "Think you're scared?! I have to walk outta here alone."


LOL

Could someone explain this joke to me

[rand0m]

the pedo is going to rape and kill the kid in the forest ... then he has to walk out alone ...

[INCREDIBLEBALLS]

Could someone explain this joke to me



Are you a fucking idiot ??

[Tazer]

Suddenly I am reminded of Michael Jackson