Maddie Jokes

[a_brainless_guy]

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Those offended easily please don't read on.
If you do not know who Maddie is, please
read this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Madeleine_McCann) page.
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Whats the difference between Maddy and Pope John Paul II?
The pope died a virgin!


I went wine shopping yesterday, but came home empty handed because I realised I already had four-year-old Maddy in the cellar.


Maddy has turned up in Portugal and is to be presented with the "Hide and seek champion award 2007" by Thompson.


Maddy turned up safe and sound yesterday. The kidnappers realised she supported Everton.


What has the English Championship and The portugese police force got it common?
No leeds.


I think that more offensive stuff has been said on the forums fine, but sorry to mods if these jokes break any rules. Also, you may not have understood some of those if you weren't English.

[evil joe]

I'm not from England, so I didn't get all of it, but I found them funny.


Also, it makes them even funnier if you read them with a British accent.

[Shaster]

Murat and Malinka

At 07:00 WEST on the morning of 14 May searches began at a villa Casa Liliana, owned by Jennifer Murat, a British citizen, near the apartment where the girl went missing.[15] Police and forensic teams sealed off the house, and at 16:00 the swimming pool was drained.[16] Three people, including her son Robert Murat, were questioned at the main police station in nearby Portimão. Robert, a frequent visitor to the villa,[17] had drawn the suspicion of Lori Campbell, a Sunday Mirror journalist, who informed the police. Former classmate Gaynor de Jesus said: "I do know that he has been the official translator for the police".[18] Murat had said he was deeply concerned about Madeleine’s case because he had recently lost custody of his own three-and-a-half year old daughter who looked like the missing girl. No arrests have been made.[19] Under Portuguese law arrests can only be made when a person has been given arguido (suspect) status officially; prior to being given this status persons are treated as witnesses. On 15 May Robert Murat was given this status but he has not been arrested or charged. It is not clear if Murat or the Police asked for the arguido status, it is thought that Murat might have asked for the status as it gives extra rights such as the right to remain silent. [20] Murat has since gone to an unknown destination.

Somebody better sue someone...