Top Ten Douchebags in Games

[Face Plant]

Some site made a video of the top ten douchbags in video games, their list sucks ass but its a good idea for a thread. video: Top ten douches in Gaming (http://www.thelastboss.com/post.phtml?pk=2922)

I can't come up with ten but heres some characters that exhibit video game douchbaggery.

Ryder - GTA San Andreas

Hieronymous Lex - Elder Scrolls Oblivion

343 Guilty Spark - Halo

[Macro]

That guy in Goldeneye 64 who says "I'm invincible" or something then runs off. I hated that bastard.

[rand0m]

Fat guy in F.E.A.R man WHY IS THE GLASS ALWAY BULLETPROOF ARGH

[Face Plant]

Fat guy in F.E.A.R man WHY IS THE GLASS ALWAY BULLETPROOF ARGH

I forgot about that guy, doesn't he show up in the add on, its been a long time I forget now.

[rand0m]

Yeah ... i swear he was dead. Bastard.

[Dane]

Im sure none of you give a fuck, but that second annoying smiling guy you see in the start of the video is a danish children program host named Bubber, yeah he is a douche alright, but how the hell did he end up there?

I thought Raiden in mgs2 was a huge douchebag.

[usefulidiot316]

You all got it wrong. The biggest douche bags in all of video games is...

those annoying fucking pre-teen kids on the other end of the headset on any online console games. They'll brag about how good they are, and then suck, and then blame it on lag. Then, they'll not suck, and always get a headshot, and then rub it in for the rest of your life. What's even worse is when you get them on your team and he'll fuck up, and you both end up dying.

Ironically, the biggest douche bags in video games are the gamers themselves. :lol:

[Glitteris]

Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson's Punchout ... he's fucking impossible.

And the sniper units in Company of Heroes go on my nerves ...

[Dane]

You all got it wrong. The biggest douche bags in all of video games is...

those annoying fucking pre-teen kids on the other end of the headset on any online console games. They'll brag about how good they are, and then suck, and then blame it on lag. Then, they'll not suck, and always get a headshot, and then rub it in for the rest of your life. What's even worse is when you get them on your team and he'll fuck up, and you both end up dying.

Ironically, the biggest douche bags in video games are the gamers themselves. :lol:

Yeah, I remember about 50% of the population in WoW being complete douchebags.

[dwarfer]

Fat guy in F.E.A.R man WHY IS THE GLASS ALWAY BULLETPROOF ARGH

Wasn't his name Norton Mapes? I forget, did anyone else notice his voice had changed in the expansion pack?

[Victor Franko]

That guy in Goldeneye 64 who says "I'm invincible" or something then runs off. I hated that bastard.

Boris Grishenko. His death in the movie was great though.

[Shackelford]

Steve Burnside from Resident Evil Code Veronica

[navid]

all the staff at blizzard for not making diablo3 instead of gay sc2

[eadgbe]

on the stamp that comes down over superman, they spell it "dochebag"

[DarkTalon]

Lamar from the half-life series...

[silverspade14]

Lan Di from Shenmue

[Junkman]

That's funny. I always thought the dog from duck hunt was holding his stomach because he was hungry.

[Cee]

Gabe from Rainbow Six: Vegas, hes a fucking traitor.

[Gettshortyy]

That little fucking yellow thing from Mario 64 that you had to catch.
Asshole.

[temp100]

Noober, the most annoying NPC in Baldur's Gate 1. Not only that, but he makes a return in Baldur's Gate 2 as Neeber.

Noober: Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?

Then he says other random stuff, and keeps accosting you and asking "What about now?"


Hieronymus Lex is a douchebag, but he does have a cool name. :p

[emoisgay]

onslaught from marvel vs capcom i hated that cheap ass bastard.

[beardo]

the boss from star fox 64...the end one

[Daucus Karota]

Hieronymous Lex - Elder Scrolls Oblivion

lawl

talk about being committed

I hate Edgar Vautrine with his nasty Breton voice *I am Edgar Vautrine,you dont want the very best you want cheap, I got cheap*or somthing

Lucien Lachance is cheesy and pathetic

Noober, the most annoying NPC in Baldur's Gate 1. Not only that, but he makes a return in Baldur's Gate 2 as Neeber.

Noober: Everyone in town used to throw rocks at me and tell me I was annoying. I once knew this guy named Dilby. He threw rocks at me too. Are you gonna throw rocks at me? What about now?

Then he says other random stuff, and keeps accosting you and asking "What about now?"


Hieronymus Lex is a douchebag, but he does have a cool name. :p
ahhh Noober he is that guy in Naskhel,argghhh I hated that guy

[temp100]

lawl

talk about being committed

I hate Edgar Vautrine with his nasty Breton voice *I am Edgar Vautrine,you dont want the very best you want cheap, I got cheap*or somthing

Lucien Lachance is cheesy and pathetic


ahhh Noober he is that guy in Naskhel,argghhh I hated that guy

Yeah, Lachance pisses me off as well - but for some reason I really like the name Lucien... and also Lucius.

[h4z4rd]

I hate most of the characters in the Street Fighter series, although it's still fun as hell to play those games every now and then:

M Bison - For his overuse of scissorkicks and spin move
Sagat - For his overuse of fireballs and uppercuts
Zangief - Overuse of holds/piledrivers
Guile - Overuse of Flash kick
Chun Li - Fucking bitch

[temp100]

I hate most of the characters in the Street Fighter series, although it's still fun as hell to play those games every now and then:

M Bison - For his overuse of scissorkicks and spin move
Sagat - For his overuse of fireballs and uppercuts
Zangief - Overuse of holds/piledrivers
Guile - Overuse of Flash kick
Chun Li - Fucking bitch
I definitely agree. But I do like Chun Li though, I was quite good with her.

I'm look quite forward to going back home after uni exams and playing SF2 with my brother.

[thermopyle]

"Russian President, Igor Stomas" from Swat3. You're supposed to save him, but it's extremely tempting to just let him have one right in the forehead, preferebly after he's kneeling with his hands up making those rude comments at you.

[panzratak]

I don't know if this counts, but:

Lee Corso's announcing in the NCAA Football games, nobody is a bigger douche than that guy. Not even Madden.

[USB]

Lamar from the half-life series...

Fuck lamar.
Remember in Half-life 2 when you meet up with Barney and the professor and they try to teleport you to a safe place. And they end up teleporting you right outside the room.

So your there like WTF cos there's all these fucking bad guys trying to hunt you down and kill you. Then Barney comes outside, with his shotty, and is all like "Oh hi Gordon, you better be carefull, there are aliens all over the city. Oh yeah, you forgot this" Then he chucks your crowbar down.

I mean WTF He's there with a shotgun and all he gives you is a flipping crowbar, yeah thanks...

[clutch-monkey]

Fuck lamar.
Remember in Half-life 2 when you meet up with Barney and the professor and they try to teleport you to a safe place. And they end up teleporting you right outside the room.

So your there like WTF cos there's all these fucking bad guys trying to hunt you down and kill you. Then Barney comes outside, with his shotty, and is all like "Oh hi Gordon, you better be carefull, there are aliens all over the city. Oh yeah, you forgot this" Then he chucks your crowbar down.

I mean WTF He's there with a shotgun and all he gives you is a flipping crowbar, yeah thanks...
:lol: lmao true
he was just jealous over alyx..

for me it's cortana in halo 1, making you run all over that fucking ring world.

[Sleek]

That cunt in OOT, mido I think his name is.

[Glitteris]

Raiden's girlfriend in MGS2 ... every time I want to save: "Snake ... do you still love me ... well do you ... something is wrong with you, I can feel it. When you said you loved me, did you really mean it ... remember when we were 4 years old and you spilled ketchup on me, does that mean you resented me back then .... blah blah blah blah blah ... blah blah blah ... I guess we can continue this conversation the next time you save" *bangs head against the wall*

[No0n3]

Jinpachi Mishima (endboss) in tekken 5. This motherfucker can do moves that are unblockable, make you stand are for a few seconds, just enough time for him to do a fireball move that takes about half your health. Whats even funnier is, you can only avoid the fireball by sidestepping, and if he notices, he'll throw in another fireball right after the first. And, he can leech your health. I've thrown my controller against walls so many times because of him.

[Dane]

Raiden's girlfriend in MGS2 ... every time I want to save: "Snake ... do you still love me ... well do you ... something is wrong with you, I can feel it. When you said you loved me, did you really mean it ... remember when we were 4 years old and you spilled ketchup on me, does that mean you resented me back then .... blah blah blah blah blah ... blah blah blah ... I guess we can continue this conversation the next time you save" *bangs head against the wall*

Hell yeah, she even started blabbering in the middle of combat.

Dr. Breen from Half life 2... He was an awesome douchebag though.

Do anybody remember Tony Hawk: Underground? that friend you had in it who stole your video and claimed it was himself in it. He was a fucking douchebag...

[USB]

Do anybody remember Tony Hawk: Underground? that friend you had in it who stole your video and claimed it was himself in it. He was a fucking douchebag...

ahhh yeah i remember that! i still dont understand how your charater can act like such a pussy when you find out

[Quiet_Riot]

Raiden's girlfriend in MGS2 ... every time I want to save: "Snake ... do you still love me ... well do you ... something is wrong with you, I can feel it. When you said you loved me, did you really mean it ... remember when we were 4 years old and you spilled ketchup on me, does that mean you resented me back then .... blah blah blah blah blah ... blah blah blah ... I guess we can continue this conversation the next time you save" *bangs head against the wall*

Wow...you're a hot chick who plays video games..I didn't think they were real!

[shingo]

Tails.....

[Glitteris]

Wow...you're a hot chick who plays video games..I didn't think they were real!

Thank you :redface:

I'm not a girly-girl anyways.

[OLIAX]

Thank you :redface:

I'm not a girly-girl anyways.

so you have a penis... :confused:

[Liberty City]

Lionel Starkweather- Manhunt

[Quiet_Riot]

Thank you :redface:

I'm not a girly-girl anyways.

I would marry you. ;)

[uglycatface]

i started playing Breath of Fire for SNES a few days ago... fuck Gobi, that little fish-headed douche. can't even make it to the city to buy me gills without having his ass handed to him.

[ROFLcopterPILOT]

The fucking owl in Ocarina of Time.

[NORNEVMX448]

The fucking owl in Ocarina of Time.

I was just about to post this. God he was so fucking annoying. No I don't want you to repeat shit I already know!

[ROFLcopterPILOT]

I was just about to post this. God he was so fucking annoying. No I don't want you to repeat shit I already know!

I would have bet money that he was going to be on that video. I was thoroughly disappointed when he wasn't.

[Offcell]

Alliance - World of Warcraft

[Macro]

Alliance - World of Warcraft

I'm gonna add to that.

Alliance pugs in wsg.

STOP FARMING HONOUR, FUCKERS! GET THE GOD DAMN FLAG!

[Dayve]

Horde - WoW.

Not only do they kill you for no reason, even though you're 40 levels lower than them and they get absolutely nothing for it, they stand over your body and do it again and again until you change character or log out due to frustration.

It's alright though, i'm level 70 now so i get my own back by doing it to them also. Did it for about 30 minutes to a level 30-something in Stranglethorn Vale today... Lol, he logged on to a level 1 alliance character and told me to stop it, dirty little prick.

[alphaqup]

Alfred Ashford from Code Veronica.

[Offcell]

Horde - WoW.

Not only do they kill you for no reason, even though you're 40 levels lower than them and they get absolutely nothing for it, they stand over your body and do it again and again until you change character or log out due to frustration.

It's alright though, i'm level 70 now so i get my own back by doing it to them also. Did it for about 30 minutes to a level 30-something in Stranglethorn Vale today... Lol, he logged on to a level 1 alliance character and told me to stop it, dirty little prick.

same thing can be said about the alliance, its just that they look pretty while doing it.

[Dayve]

same thing can be said about the alliance, its just that they look pretty while doing it.

So why not include that in your post?

[Dane]

Horde - WoW.

Not only do they kill you for no reason, even though you're 40 levels lower than them and they get absolutely nothing for it, they stand over your body and do it again and again until you change character or log out due to frustration.

It's alright though, i'm level 70 now so i get my own back by doing it to them also. Did it for about 30 minutes to a level 30-something in Stranglethorn Vale today... Lol, he logged on to a level 1 alliance character and told me to stop it, dirty little prick.

Youre no better then. Think about it like this: it might not be fun for you, but it is fun for them and then nothing else really matters. Its a game, its about having fun.

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

Fuck him. Fuck him with a power drill. (http://www.maxoegames.com/retro/jeux/duckhunt/duckhunt_06.jpg)

[geneijin]

Alfred Ashford from Code Veronica.

My name is Alfred Ashford! Mwahahahahahahaha!! I must restore honour to the Ashford family! Mmmm! Hmm! Hmm! Hmm!

Cross dressing gaylord who likes to fuck his own sister.

[slapnpopbass]

The Citizens from Half Life 2. They went out of the way...to get in your way.

And Dr. Breen was voiced by Deborah's father from Everybody Loves Raymond. Di joo no dat?

[Daucus Karota]

Yeah, Lachance pisses me off as well - but for some reason I really like the name Lucien... and also Lucius.

well he should have been named Lucius (Verus,Julius,Vorenus or some other latin/Roman surname)
since he is a Imperial and not a Breton

[silverspade14]

How could you guys not like Lucien? I was pissed when I walked into that house and he was hanging there with his dick cut off. I wanted to kill all those people right then.

[Dayve]

How could you guys not like Lucien? I was pissed when I walked into that house and he was hanging there with his dick cut off. I wanted to kill all those people right then.

I agree. Lucien was evil, i liked his character. When i walked into that room and saw him hanging there upside down all fucked up i was literally shocked... I was hoping they made a mistake and it wasn't him they killed or something but as the conversation went on i realised it was definately him and i was like... :mad:

[rand0m]

It's alright though, i'm level 70 now so i get my own back by doing it to them also. Did it for about 30 minutes to a level 30-something in Stranglethorn Vale today... Lol, he logged on to a level 1 alliance character and told me to stop it, dirty little prick.

Ok ... so you 'ganked' a character ...

so your in a pvp server ...

so the other character deleted a level 30 somthing horde character to make an alliance character ...

just so he could say stop it?

oh shit sorry, im in a picky mood.

[Daucus Karota]

How could you guys not like Lucien? I was pissed when I walked into that house and he was hanging there with his dick cut off. I wanted to kill all those people right then.
I was glad when he died, he talked and looked like such a pedophile


I had a hard time killing Valen Dreth,I loved him and that junkie High Elf too!:wah:

"Valen Dreth, Valen Dreth!"

Modryn Oreyn now thats a man to respect;I especially love is interpretation of the Integration :p

[Deadsoul]

Pretty much everyone that's ever used Xbox Live voice chat inappropriately. Like those squeaky-voice pubescent rumphumpers that liked calling everyone a "fag" every two seconds, or decided to sing or tell jokes they thought were "lollersause". Actually, I think everyone that voice chatted on XBL that was under the age of 20 ran a very high probability of being a douche bag. Not all of them, but a lot of them.

[dwarfer]

Paxton Fettel from F.E.A.R.
Just when you think you've killed him he comes back and punches you in the face.

[Face Plant]

I loved him and that junkie High Elf too!:wah:

lol Faelian the skooma addict (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEIgHii9vAQ)

"Your kind of weird but thats ok I like crazy people....and skooma, heh heh heh, sshh, heh heh heh heh heh....."

[temp100]

lol Faelian the skooma addict (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEIgHii9vAQ)

"Your kind of weird but thats ok I like crazy people....and skooma, heh heh heh, sshh, heh heh heh heh heh....."
Haha, that video was awesome - makes me want to start playing Oblivion again.

But alas, I have exams to study for.

[h4z4rd]

Yeah I remember that part with Faelian I think it was a mission for the Dark Brotherhood. Skooma was good for the feather ability, plus it was an illegal item in Oblivion. Don't let the Imperial guards catch me ridin' dirty.

[Glitteris]

Wirt the Peg-Legged Boy

"I'll sell you this potion for 50000000 gold" ... thanks but no thanks

[Daucus Karota]

"remember that when I am lying on the beaches of Summerset Isles with your wife,Imperial Pig"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSnlCrXaZz0

[gatorpatric0]

Any asshole on Diablo 2 Battlenet that hostiles a norm baal run with a level 90 character and kills us all while we are just trying to level up our new smiters....

MOTHER FUCKER.

[emoisgay]

The fucking owl in Ocarina of Time.

i dont see how you only saw him 4 times in the whole game.

[Zuken]

Baird from Gears of War

[geneijin]

Baird from Gears of War

Nah, not him. The wussy guy who gets killed by the first berserker you fight against at the beginning of the game.

[charizardpal]

Someone said Cortona from Halo. I 2nd that. I wish she'd just shut up....and then she betrays you when you're on the bridge shooting marines by calling in security. Isn't she supposed to stand by you? Later she mocks your ignorance, "This ring isn't a cudgel you barbarian...it's something else...something mcuh greater..." (she doesn't tell you what it is until later...and if she had you wouldn't have helped guilty spark.) All of this happens at at the Control Center on Halo...I think Cortona is programmed like she's on permanent PMS.


I also say that Van from Harvest Moon: Its a Wonderful Life was the most annoying character. He's fat and he always rips you off when you buy stuff. In fact all the HM characters are annoying or shallow-there are 3 girls with no personality and if you don't marry one of them the game ends.

The Giant Eyeball...(*ahem, Chosen One*) the worshiped enity from Golden Sun. He lies to you often, and at the game's start puts you in a situation with a yes/no question where you can't leave the room 'till you answer yes. The question goes like this: "Will you go on a long and ardous quest to save the world." Say no and he says, think about....and you have to answer it again. He looks like a floating testical with an rollinge eyeball attatched. makes you battle your parents.

[MashTorrance]

Liquid Snake. Die already you fucking douche.

[Y2K_MASTER]

I can't believe noone said this yet...

Sephiroth from FF7. HE KILLED AERIS!!!!

[Alex79]

I can't believe noone said this yet...

Sephiroth from FF7. HE KILLED AERIS!!!!

But he was probably the coolest game charcter ever.

And Dr. Breen was voiced by Deborah's father from Everybody Loves Raymond. Di joo no dat?

I wanted to kick his ass badly. I mean, I chased him all the way up to the top of that damn citadel just to give him a beating, but I never got the chance. I also want to grab the "G-Man" by the shoulders and shake him violently until he tells me what the hell is going on.

[Daucus Karota]

But he was probably the coolest game charcter ever.



Minsc is a man


Sephiroth is a......


I swear to god if anyone think an Anime character is cool he is either gay or a douchebag

[Alex79]

I swear to god if anyone think an Anime character is cool he is either gay or a douchebag


I see... :err:

[Pez]

Pokey. Nuff said.

Nuff said?!?!?!

[Swindler]

Henry Walker from Battlestations: Midway ruins the story in my opinion. He looks and sounds like he should be flipping burgers instead of commanding a naval fleet.

[old holbourn]

the guy who sold weapons in RE4

[Wu-tang]

Seymour from FFX...Fucking asshole bitch.

[geneijin]

the guy who sold weapons in RE4

What are you buying? What are you selling? Is that all stranger? heh, heh, heh, heh, thank you.

[Orbit]

The fucking owl in Ocarina of Time.

Some may understand this correction, but what I think you mean is:

The music that accompanies the owl every time you see him is the biggest douchebag.

[Jenovah]

Minsc is a man


Sephiroth is a......


I swear to god if anyone think an Anime character is cool he is either gay or a douchebag

Ah yes, who could forget good ol' loopy Minsc! :D

I always thought Viconia from the Baldur's Gate series was a douchebag, I just saved her from getting burned at the stake and I'm repaid with insults and jabs at my beloved party members! :(

[temp100]

Ah yes, who could forget good ol' loopy Minsc! :D

I always thought Viconia from the Baldur's Gate series was a douchebag, I just saved her from getting burned at the stake and I'm repaid with insults and jabs at my beloved party members! :(
Yeah, Viconia was always seemed to have a bit of a superiority complex, but I think it makes her more interesting as a NPC. As opposed to that hostage you have to rescue in the Bridge District - she is upper class and acts supercilious even when she is tied up and she has no leverage. I never untie her, whether I'm evil or not.

[rand0m]

Mercenaries in FarCry, the voice acting just sucks.

[wyno]

fucking Liu Kang from Mortal Kombat, every fucking move he does "WHAAAAOOO!" makes me wanna smash fuck out of my TV

[wafflehut69]

Alright ive been laying sonic all my life and never once have i fought such a douche as silver the hedgehog in next gen. i kept going to attack him and he froze and said " Its No USe!" and threw my blue ass outa there. he just kept doing that to me no matter where i was, but i finally beat after realising u have to hit him when hes about to throw stuff............................................. ................ LONG LIVE SONIC & KNUCKLES ONE BEST SONIC GAMES EVER