Bum = God

[9Planets]

Made this..

So this guy is walking down an alley, and this bum is like "I Am God!"

Guy, "Excuse me?"
Bum, "I said, I Am God!"

Guy says "Get outta here man, you're not god"
Bum says, "If I can prove it, will you buy me a beer?"

Guy says, "Well, it's gonna be hard to prove it, but yeah sure"
Bum says "Follow me"

So they go down the road into a local pub..
Soon as they walk in, the bartender looks at the bum and says:

"Jesus Christ! Are you here again?"

[Tazer]

You failed... Your misreable attempt at a life on this forum has backfired and I say that you hang yourself. In fact, let Yeti Patrol hang you, I hear he's good at such things.

[Rapex]

Meh, it was okay.

[æcvfootball10æ]

make the bum say "im jesus christ" and its a decent joke

[9Planets]

You failed... Your misreable attempt at a life on this forum has backfired and I say that you hang yourself. In fact, let Yeti Patrol hang you, I hear he's good at such things.

Go suck a dead bear off.

[Mattjam]

I liked it, considering you made it.
Unless you lied about that, you filthy scum.

[INLJ]

hahahaha!!! :lmao: