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Benzin234
06-01-2007, 02:00 AM
Have any funny jokes? If you do, post them here. I got one here:

TWO WHITE GUYS WALK INTO A BAR AND ORDER DRINKS... TWO MEXICANS WALK INTO THE SAME BAR AND WIND UP MOWING THEIR LAWN... TWO BLACK GUYS WALK INTO THE BAR AND ROB THE PLACE.... THEN TWO ARAB GUYS WALK INTO THE BAR, NO MORE BAR.

P.S. I'd also like a couple suggestions to make that funnier.
Zooch
06-01-2007, 02:00 AM
This suit is Black............................ NOT!!!!

EDIT: I just read your joke. Dear lord that is probably the least creative/funny joke I've ever seen.
Joeybits
06-01-2007, 02:03 AM
*points the Jokes section of the forums*

But that joke really does suck, sometimes racism is funny, but that jokes is trying to hard.
Benzin234
06-01-2007, 02:04 AM
Yea, It sounded funnier in my head. I guess I'll never be the next Jerry Seinfield.
uglycatface
06-01-2007, 02:05 AM
Seinfeld isn't funny either.
Zooch
06-01-2007, 02:06 AM
Yea, It sounded funnier in my head. I guess I'll never be the next Jerry Seinfield.

You can say that again *que the Audience laughter*
DeftonesBoy
06-01-2007, 02:07 AM
With that joke you can be the next Michael Richards.
uglycatface
06-01-2007, 02:08 AM
no, Michael Richards is funny.
r3v3r3nd
06-01-2007, 02:08 AM
Have any funny jokes? If you do, post them here. I got one here:

TWO WHITE GUYS WALK INTO A BAR AND ORDER DRINKS... TWO MEXICANS WALK INTO THE SAME BAR AND WIND UP MOWING THEIR LAWN... TWO BLACK GUYS WALK INTO THE BAR AND ROB THE PLACE.... THEN TWO ARAB GUYS WALK INTO THE BAR, NO MORE BAR.

P.S. I'd also like a couple suggestions to make that funnier.

Try to do this (http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s16/r3v3r3nd_album/emocat.jpg), it will help the joke.
peanuts0067
06-01-2007, 02:09 AM
so two women get raped and murdered... they die, the end. :)
Benzin234
06-01-2007, 02:10 AM
no, Michael Richards is funny.

Your little icon jon creeps the hell out of me.
Flesh Warlord
06-01-2007, 02:11 AM
What's worse then a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 3 trash cans.
uglycatface
06-01-2007, 02:12 AM
Your little icon jon creeps the hell out of me.

good.
10goods
il-drive
06-01-2007, 02:13 AM
i got a joke
ok this man walks into a bar and say oh il like to have a drunk ... and the tender days what would it be a duck or a goose LOL@!!!!! ROLFOCOPER!!!1111!!one

btw i been drink each day of this week im fuckin wasted ..... i need a life
INLJ
06-01-2007, 10:25 AM
This suit is Black............................ NOT!!!

good one! :lmao:
williammug
06-03-2007, 09:24 AM
f***ing funny
IGneois
06-06-2007, 10:56 AM
a guy walks into a bar...... pees blood for a week
Fireal87
06-06-2007, 06:25 PM
i got a joke
ok this man walks into a bar and say oh il like to have a drunk ... and the tender days what would it be a duck or a goose LOL@!!!!! ROLFOCOPER!!!1111!!one

btw i been drink each day of this week im fuckin wasted ..... i need a life

I hate when people pretend to be drunk, its pathetic