Stupid questions that need answers

[HaveNoLife]

like, why dont you ever see the headline,"Physic Wins Lottery" ?
or how important do you have to be ..to be considered assassinated instead of just murdered? stupid like that can help

[Puppyonastick]

because physics is a subject and not an actual physical form therefore it can not buy itself a ticket,

its psychic

and unless you are me, its just called murder

[Tazer]

Puppy, you're about half retarded!

[Junkman]

1. Because there are no psychics, and if they were, and won the lottery, they likely wouldn't reveal their method.

2. They are considered assassinated if they are a member of an important corporation or notable figure in a political party, and are dispatched by a professional hit.

[Tiny Iota]

yeah....asshole...

[Puppyonastick]

Puppy, you're about half retarded!


:wah:
My Feelings are hurt now.
Feelings are capitalized because mine are a proper noun considering how important they are.
Kinda like call God by Him.;)

[Lachrymose]

I like you Puppy. I like you a lot.

A lot!

A LOT!

:boink:<----That's how much.

[Spank666]

Why is there braille on drive-thru ATMs?

[Devastation]

Why can't fast-food restaurants spell "Drive-Through" correctly? Why this stupid shortened form? In fact, why are people so lazy they have to shorten words whenever possible?

[Tiny Iota]

braille on drive thru atm's...courtesy

why it's spelled "drive thru"....cost efficiency

[Mind-Phyx]

braille on drive thru atm's...courtesy

Why would a blind person be driving in the first place?

[Lachrymose]

Why can't fast-food restaurants spell "Drive-Through" correctly? Why this stupid shortened form? In fact, why are people so lazy they have to shorten words whenever possible?

iunno

10shrugs

[Bredren]

I always called my self telepathic..

My hot english teacher made me read this book The Chrysalids

READ BOOKS. (to tell you the truth I used spark notes LOL)

Just the reality.

8:34

exams start like at 9:45 or some time like that

I should head SOON

A drive-through, drive-thru or QSR in business terms[1], is a business, most commonly a restaurant, that serves customers who pull up in their vehicles. Orders are taken and goods or services are provided using a window or microphone

Check it, I have money, I bought drinks and refreshments worth 10 bux today at loblaws, I had a stolen bike biking it there, then I just left the bike on the rack without even locking it. I come back and the bags like fucking ripping causing these bottles to fall everywhere DRINKS, hardest period of my .. calling... There was like 5 drinks had a psp on me as i returned home everything was safe

oh yeah I ditched the bike

[veXati0n]

:wah:
My Feelings are hurt now.
Feelings are capitalized because mine are a proper noun considering how important they are.
Kinda like call God by Him.;)

:bigwink: :dunce:

[veXati0n]

I always called my self telepathic..



Check it, I have money, I bought drinks and refreshments worth 10 bux today at loblaws, I had a stolen bike biking it there, then I just left the bike on the rack without even locking it. I come back and the bags like fucking ripping causing these bottles to fall everywhere DRINKS, hardest period of my .. calling... There was like 5 drinks had a psp on me as i returned home everything was safe

oh yeah I ditched the bike

http://www.junglewalk.com/animal-pictures/606/Orangutan-1966.jpg

uhhhhh......:confused:

[Cur67]

how do blind people know when to stop wiping?

[srpunster]

Why isn't phonetic spelled like it sounds?

Why is the word abbreviate so long?

What's another word for thesaurus?

[Robert Goulet]

If Canadian bacon is ham, what do us canadians call bacon?

Why do men have nipples? (i think we'd just look wierd without them)

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[brdispatch05]

Why is there braille on drive-thru ATMs?

Oh well that is easy.. I won't even tell my girlfriend my PIN, let alone the guy who happens to be driving me at the time. Especially if I am blind, duh

[Lachrymose]

If Canadian bacon is ham, what do us canadians call bacon?



Moose

moooooose

[Robert Goulet]

it could happen

[suzy]

sorry, i could not give any stupid answer . lol

[bical_khulna_bd]

why Father marry with Mother, why grandfather marriy with grandmother !!!!!!!!!!! :ohnoes:

[gators#1]

Why do men have nipples? (i think we'd just look wierd without them)


because we were all girls at one time. before we were born. so our sex organs changed and we were left with what would have been breasts.

[MikeHock]

Drive thru atms are really the same as those that you walk up to along the sides of buildings. The only difference is where they're placed: next to a service roadway easily accessible to drivers.

Hence, why braille is on there. Stupid questions are retarded in the first place. Use wikipedia to cure stupid.

[DRuNKeN]

Is the following sentence true or false?

"This sentence is false."

[Keenan]

Why can't my home town have tap water that doesn't smell like sulfur?

How do midgets use urinals?

Why do fat people smell?

Why do women shave their armpits?

Why does my female dog try to fuck my leg?

Why do I always get calls on my cellphone for some guy named Jasper?

Why are I still up at 4:30am?

Why is David Hasselhoff so damn sexy?

Why do people like hockey and soccer?

[Shaster]

If Canadian bacon is ham, what do us canadians call bacon?

Why do men have nipples? (i think we'd just look wierd without them)

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

1. Canadians dont believe in bacon

2. It saves the time of having to draw 2 eyes when you want a smiley face on your torso.

3. Stick her in a blender.

[tivaelydoc]

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why can a person be in a movie but is on TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
# Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a loaded hearse drive in the carpool lane?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in his face, but sticks his head out the window when you go for a drive?
Does superglue imply subglue? If so, is it a lubricant?
Is everyone who paints the town red colorblind?
Is red reed pronounced the same as read read?
Why did Constantinople get the works?
If one half of Siamese twins commits a crime, while the other resists, gets arrested, and gets convicted, do they both go to jail?
Can Siamese twins fall asleep independantly or do they always shut down at the same time?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why is there only one monopoly Commission?
Why do they call buildings "buildings" when they're already done building them? (Instead of, say, "builts")
Love is blind. Justice is blind. They say all's fair in love and war. Is that just because no one's looking?
If sour creme goes bad... does it turn sweet?
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the oppositr of congress?
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made of?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why is the word Big, so little?
Why is the word Little twice as big as the word big?
What is whack, and why are we out of it? Where do you go to get more whack?
If you get dental floss stuck between your teeth, how do you get it out? Popcorn, maybe?
If the sign says 'Thank You for not smoking.' How did it know?
If a friend steps outside to 'Get some air' What was he breathing INside??
If you're LEGALLY blind, and can suddenly see, are you breaking the law?
If someone could literally scare the HELL out of you, shouldn't you be grateful?
If you're a vegetarian, that means you can eat the cow if it's brain dead, right?
How did Superman shave or get his hair cut?
If you don't know the time can you still be late?
And why do they call you late when you're dead? I mean, you had an appointment with Death and you kept it, right?
Why do people who are late SAY they were running late? If they were running, shouldn't they have made it on time?
Shouldn't dyslexia ACTUALLY be spelled "S-L-E-X-D-Y-S-I-A"?
So that people who had it, would know what they had?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
Is Particle Man a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
How is it possible to have a civil war?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?

[The_Jag]

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? :)

[qwerty69]

Because it does not take a brain to work at McDonalds.

[Stuntman Mike]

TO ANSWER ALL OF TIVALEY'S QUESTIONS...(well most anyway)

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Convenience to carry
What disease did cured ham actually have?
none, curing is just a way to process ham...
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
we still haven't put a man on the moon...BUT if you believe we did then the answer is still simple...humans tend to overlooks smaller things like wheels on luggage when bigger problems like space travel are more prevailant
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
....yes....
Why can a person be in a movie but is on TV?
because a person cal also be "on film" and "in a TV show"...it's all a matter of how you are saying it dumbass
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
because people are fucking stupid...it's a well known fact
# Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
courtesy
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because something had to be going on in Jimmy's mind when he was cracking that corn...then the song was born
Can a loaded hearse drive in the carpool lane?
....no...
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
....you win this one...
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
i will look this one up later....right now i'm answering off the top of my head
Why does a dog get mad at you when you blow in his face, but sticks his head out the window when you go for a drive?
...how the fuck would you feel if you were on a drive home, windows down enjoying a nice breeze, then you get home, walk in, and someone blows in your face like a fucking prick? yeah...there's your answer
Does superglue imply subglue? If so, is it a lubricant?
...no...
Is everyone who paints the town red colorblind?
....no...
Is red reed pronounced the same as read read?
....could be...but doesnt have to be
Why did Constantinople get the works?
that's nobody's business but the Turks...
If one half of Siamese twins commits a crime, while the other resists, gets arrested, and gets convicted, do they both go to jail?
Unless the innocent one commits suicide...yes
Can Siamese twins fall asleep independantly or do they always shut down at the same time?
I'm gonna guess they can fall asleep independantly...but dont take my word for it...ask one
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
the same reason a regular pilot does...
Why is there only one monopoly Commission?
do we really need more?
Why do they call buildings "buildings" when they're already done building them? (Instead of, say, "builts")
again...i'll look it up later
Love is blind. Justice is blind. They say all's fair in love and war. Is that just because no one's looking?
...no...
If sour creme goes bad... does it turn sweet?
YES! Go try some...douchebag
If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the oppositr of congress?
coincidentally at this point in time...yes
If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made of?
oh jesus....you fucking retard...
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
it's just a turn of phrase...if someone dies at age 40, then most likely they didnt die of old age, as opposed to someone who is say....65 or 80....
If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Yep....because heaven's real and all...
Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
because hopefully you have more than one thought on any subject...
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
because when we're not happy, it's to be implied that we're not well, and being heels over head is a good way to illustrate this for the dullards or the world...
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
if the word they are saying is English...then maybe
Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
...we call those people "emo"...
Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
...what good would a boat do you on a DESERT island? Fucking retard "But mike! You could sail away to safety!" If you have the navigation skills, supplies, nautical skills, and strength of will then be my guest...take your fucking boat and throw away your own desert island
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
both
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
because "gruntled" wouldnt be proper use of the word...and because people dont care about employees who do good
Why is the word Big, so little?
why do you waste my time?
Why is the word Little twice as big as the word big?
again...look up the word history your damn self
What is whack, and why are we out of it? Where do you go to get more whack?
i've got some right here. I'm gonna have to beat you upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat!
If you get dental floss stuck between your teeth, how do you get it out? Popcorn, maybe?
My name is mud!
If the sign says 'Thank You for not smoking.' How did it know?
erm...ahem...sorry about that :) back on subject, it's referring to the people that did not smoke...dumbass
If a friend steps outside to 'Get some air' What was he breathing INside??
another turn of phrase which means they want air that has been ventilated better
If you're LEGALLY blind, and can suddenly see, are you breaking the law?
yes
If someone could literally scare the HELL out of you, shouldn't you be grateful?
no
If you're a vegetarian, that means you can eat the cow if it's brain dead, right?
no
How did Superman shave or get his hair cut?
Why would this be a problem? "Man of steel" is not a literal title...it's just to compare his sturdiness and strength to something....jesus you're dumb
If you don't know the time can you still be late?
yes
And why do they call you late when you're dead? I mean, you had an appointment with Death and you kept it, right?
late has more meanings than one....douchebag
Why do people who are late SAY they were running late? If they were running, shouldn't they have made it on time?
once again, multiple meanings
Shouldn't dyslexia ACTUALLY be spelled "S-L-E-X-D-Y-S-I-A"?
So that people who had it, would know what they had?
sure...if you're gonna be getting on the short bus tomorrow morning, you can spell it however you like :)
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
because by law, they have to be humane
Is Particle Man a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet, or does the water get him instead?
nobody knows...particle man 8)

What if there were no hypothetical questions?
then this would be a waste of my time :)...oh wait...
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
i'd imagine fire would teach the lesson better in that case
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
....no...
Is there another word for synonym?
look it up
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
home
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
leave it alone
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
yes
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
no
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
yes, thats why they do it...moron
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
it's probably dead....
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
yes
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
....yes...unless they wanna get sued
How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
obviously you havent been driving the countrysides long enough...
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
me
Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
yes...she wears math...once again, moron....
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
i sure hope so, they only get one shot at it
How is it possible to have a civil war?
....refer to american history
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
they sure do....if they're fucking stupid...
If you ate both pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
if you were a fat piece of shit, then yes
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
neither
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it?
the person who first diagnosed it
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
you can call em what you like....douche
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
because that is the "season" in which you will likely see "tourists"
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
go buy some and eat it after the expiration date, then come ask me again :)
If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
yes
Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?
yes

[Kamikaze]

BACK FROM THE DEAD!


Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Because, they weren't Kamikaze pilots in the first place. They were usually shot down, and in a last effort to serve their gods and their country, they tried to kill their enemies any way they could.

[Refuse]

My replies to Stuntman Mike in Red
TO ANSWER ALL OF TIVALEY'S QUESTIONS...(well most anyway)

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Convenience to carry
Because carrying a round box is inconvenient?

How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out that it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
we still haven't put a man on the moon...
even though the people who made up the conspiracy theory admitted it was a hoax....
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=Moon+hoax

Why can a person be in a movie but is on TV?
because a person cal also be "on film" and "in the TV show"...it's all a matter of how you are saying it dumbass........ you never hear anyone say "He's in the TV" or "He's on the Movie", dumbass...

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
because people are fucking stupid...it's a well known fact
...proof is in this post, thanks for the example.

# Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
courtesy
...because we all know it's more embarrassing to take your clothes off in front of someone rather than being naked in front of them.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because something had to be going on in Jimmy's mind when he was cracking that corn...then the song was born...even though it says "I don't care" and not "Jimmy don't care."

Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
the same reason a regular pilot does...
I wasn't aware that regular pilots deliberately crashed into things.

If sour creme goes bad... does it turn sweet?
YES! Go try some...douchebag
Ironic how someone who takes such questions so seriously is calling another a douchebag...

If olive oil is made out of olives, what is baby oil made of?
oh jesus....you fucking retard...
baby oil is made of Jesus?


How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
it's just a turn of phrase...if someone dies at age 40, then most likely they didnt die of old age, as opposed to someone who is say....65 or 80....
Which is it, 65 or 80? Read the question again hero.


If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?
Yep....because heaven's real and all...
As real as these questions are serious...:squint:


Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?
because hopefully you have more than one thought on any subject...
Yet again, you fail to grasp the question...


Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are?
because when we're not happy, it's to be implied that we're not well, and being heels over head is a good way to illustrate this for the dullards or the world...
When's the last time you heard someone say they were "Heels over head" when they were feeling ill?


Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
...what good would a boat do you on a DESERT island? Fucking retard "But mike! You could sail away to safety!" If you have the navigation skills, supplies, nautical skills, and strength of will then be my guest...take your fucking boat and throw away your own desert island
First, key word is "ISLAND", as in "surrounded by water"
Second, how is the lack of navigational skills, supplies, nautical skills and strength going to help you if you STAY ON THE FUCKING ISLAND? ..scuse the caps...


Why is the word Big, so little?
why do you waste my time?
Again, the irony...


Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
because by law, they have to be humane
..humane...as in making sure you don't give a man a disease when you're about to kill him...?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
....yes...unless they wanna get sued
You can't sue the police for them not reading your rights, tard.


How is it possible to have a civil war?
....refer to american history
You're right, because there's never been a civil war outside the U.S. :lol: dumbass...

[TheOne]

I just bumped this thread

[MerchantIvory]

why the fuck would you do that?

[TheOne]

why the fuck would you ask that?




(just play along...)

[MerchantIvory]

why the fuck would i play along?

[TheOne]

why the fuck not?

[MerchantIvory]

I can't believe your doing this!

[TheOne]

That's not a question!

[susan1]

Puppy, you're about half retarded!

hahaha! This was funny!

[TheOne]

What was Funny?

[jacson333]

Why would you waste answering these stupid questions anyway??!?