dannyd
06-11-2007, 09:35 AM
Three couples want to join a new church, a old couple who have been married over 50 years a middle aged couple who have been married 20 years and a younger couple who are newlyweds. They all go to the church and tell the priest they want to become members. He agrees but under one conndition they must all go one month without sex.
The month passes and all three couples go back The preist asks the older couple if they where able to do it. The husband simply replies "It's been many many years since we had sex so it was no problem for us" So they are allowed to join the church. When the middle aged couple is asked the husband replies "Yes, but it was a little tough during the last few days but we managed" They are also allowed to join the church. When the newly wed couple is asked the husband replies "The first day was easy the seocund day was hard and by the third day I just could not take it any more and when my wife bent over to pick up a can of pant I just had to take her right then and there." The priest look horrifed and said "You realize you are not allowed in my church ever again". The husband replied "O thats okay where not allowed in Home Depo anymore either."
The month passes and all three couples go back The preist asks the older couple if they where able to do it. The husband simply replies "It's been many many years since we had sex so it was no problem for us" So they are allowed to join the church. When the middle aged couple is asked the husband replies "Yes, but it was a little tough during the last few days but we managed" They are also allowed to join the church. When the newly wed couple is asked the husband replies "The first day was easy the seocund day was hard and by the third day I just could not take it any more and when my wife bent over to pick up a can of pant I just had to take her right then and there." The priest look horrifed and said "You realize you are not allowed in my church ever again". The husband replied "O thats okay where not allowed in Home Depo anymore either."