The best Gothic joke

[Failed@L1f3]

Ok so their are 2 people going on a trip to Hawaii. The plane has a sudden engine failure and the plane crashes next to an island. Everyone survives including the pilot. So they swim onto the island and decide help wont be close for a while. So they split up to look for food and fresh water. They find no animals for food but coconuts. But the search for fresh water was failed and they ended up surviving off salt water. After about 2 weeks on the island with no help everyone is starving because of no more coconuts. The 2 guys decided to kill the pilot and eat him. They do so by taking a huge rock and stashing it over his head. So the pilot dies and they eat him. About 2 days later they get many diseases and go crazy even more. So the 2 men go ballistic one of the 2 men takes a huge stone and smashing his friends head into the ground while he was sleeping. Then shortly later the one surviver died of diseases. the end..

[Puppyonastick]

hahahahahaha
subtle
i actually liked it
fuck you all who label this fail

[gators#1]

you cant live for two weeks on salt water


EDIT: o yeah fail, fuck you puppy

[Puppyonastick]

boiling it tends to help i think
fuck failing
this is about a c+

you had to edit
so fail for you

[jnettl2]

I liked it. I didnt get it at first but when I read it again and kept the title in mind it was pretty funny

[Zooch]

I don't get it, probably because whoever wrote this didn't graduate middle school.

[Polkovnik]

hmm. here i was expecting a joke on ancient gothic tribes in western europe. thanks a lot asshole.

[suzy]

the end.. jokes never end

[Rapex]

I don't get it. Does the pilot have black lipstick and listen to Marylin Manson? Please help, I'm an idiot.

[cibc_yuri]

the end??? THE END!!??? WTF you think you can just end a fucking joke before it gets funny? we'll you can't.

Now I want the rest of that joke.

[Puppyonastick]

It is funny,
people dying without a chance of living is quite funny.
Unless it's me, then it's a national tragedy.

-Jesus

[ColdWaXX]

There were three people on the plane? What kind of bootlegged flight is this?

[suzy]

difficult to understand for the first time..but 2nf effort makes clear. ...any way good one.

[sharrkey]

thread fails

[RickJamesGhost]

In before the fa....nevermind.