Worst movie you've ever seen...

[SSV]

Didn't see any threads asking this, so I was just curious, whats the worst movie you've ever seen?

[satin]

im gonna have to go with " the dangerous lives of alter boys" because the book was great an the movie took a big warm shit right in the film reel

[SSV]

Really? My girlfriend badly wants to see that movie, wish I could talk her out of it.

[satin]

well if she has not read the book it might be ok but if she has she is in for a big and i mean big let down

[droogsteve]

Titanic. No question about it. My girlfriend at the time wanted to see it so I figured, why not? A ship hits an iceberg, how bad could it be? Nobody warned me the ship doesn't start to sink until two fucking hours into the movie!! The entire movie was about a month long . I'm looking for a lawyer so I can sue James Cameron for the 3-1/2 hours of my life that he stole. If someone gave me a choice of seeing Titanic again or getting kicked in the nuts for 3-1/2 straight hours I'd have to sit down and think about it.

[bismarksinker]

waking ned devine

the worst movie i have ever seen in my entire current existence and all my past lives

its so bad if you watch it when your high its still stupid

[passionpanda23]

Artificial Intelligence.........IT JUST WOULDN'T END!!!
Ali..........couldn't even get past 30 minutes without falling asleep.

Dream Catcher.......had potential but didn't deliver, they also changed the plot around from the book.

The Scooby Doo movie.............never saw it, and you couldn't pay me to see it. So just call me presumptuous.

[minia]

Get Carter

[MrMix]

dungeons & dragons
playing with 43450094 sided dice is more fun than watching the movie

[Delta]

A Walk In The Clouds

15 mins of that and I started wondering if Keanue Reeves was gay. That movie sucked ass with jelly!!

[ngc4594]

small town crooks
( i think that is the name, it stars hugh grant )

[wils0646]

Get Carter

I couldn't agree more. I remember what Stallone said every scene when he wanted answers.

(Points a gun in the guy's face) "Tell me, or I'll take it to the next level"

I don't remember how many times he did that, but it was more than 3 times.

Anyway, the movie had no plot and it was one of the worst movies I've ever seen.

[plays.with.fire]

Jason X. i cant believe i got dragged to see that. i wanted a refund of the time i spend watching it, but id just waste it all on playing video games anyways.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by plays.with.fire
Jason X. i cant believe i got dragged to see that. i wanted a refund of the time i spend watching it, but id just waste it all on playing video games anyways. did you go in expecting to see a brand new jason slasher...or did you go in knowing that this was supposed to be a parody of itself and to not take it seriously? that may have changed your outlook on the film

[minia]

Oh yeah, I forgot Bride of Chucky...

[joefoely]

A Gnome Named Norm - Trust Me, it just sucks

[Wire17]

Originally posted by minia
Oh yeah, I forgot Bride of Chucky...

i actually kinda liked bride of chucky. what did suck horribly was The Texas Chainsaw Masacre: The Next Generation. i was laughing my ass off almost the enire movie. wuts even funnier is that 2 ppl who are fairly big stars now were in it, Rene Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey.

[RuckingFetard20]

gattica

[MrMix]

we saw gattaca at school :/ then we had to discuss why we shouldn't manipulate genes...

[Bergs]

Titanic. No question about it.

Yeah Titanic was way to long. But the 3 minutes of Kate Winslet's titties made it barable.

Another "Oscar winner" that sucked was that shakespeare shit, I dont even remember the name. Anyway, how it beat out saving private ryan, I have no clue. That was a great movie. Shakespeare sucked.

[shelby]

The Real Cancun, worst movie ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chris_78660]

ali...
muhamad ali (sp?), not ali g

[MrMix]

peridita durango i think

[TOOL illusion]

Glitter
W/ Mariah "I'm so exhausted" Carey

[Trogdoooor]

The Core

[chris_78660]

if you really did go to see that movie....then you deserved it

[Trogdoooor]

Well. I didn't go see it. But I know that it is the worst movie ever made.

[chris_78660]

i agree....it looked like an "r.l. stein" book that somehow made it to the big screen

[minia]

Originally posted by chris_78660
i agree....it looked like an "r.l. stein" book that somehow made it to the big screen

RL Stein is the shit if you are 11....or maybe it was just me....

[gibridehome]

I just finished reading my first chapter book by RL Stien, it was a biography called "The Flaming Tower of Feces: I Can't Write For Shit".

[minia]

AHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Texagurl]

Originally posted by ngc4594
small town crooks
( i think that is the name, it stars hugh grant )

Awwwww...i like small town crooks!
HATE LEGALLY BLONDE!!!

It belittles my people

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Texagurl
Awwwww...i like small town crooks!
HATE LEGALLY BLONDE!!!

It belittles my people huh?!?!? it wasn't about Texas?!?!? ;)

[CanadianBacon]

Two Ninas. Hands down the worst movie I've ever seen.

[Scullys1128]

JOE DIRt=teh dumbest movie...

[CanadianBacon]

Originally posted by Scullys1128
JOE DIRt=teh dumbest movie... Don't hate on Joe Dirt. It's a classic. Brilliant!!!

[brainkandy87]

Hey God dammit...get off Joe Dirt...he'll put a bottle rocket up your anus. DAAAANG...he's a spokesperson for my people.

Worst move I've ever seen is Halloween: Curse of Michael Myers

He spends two movies tryin to kill that girl, then kills her in the first 5 minutes of it. WTF?

[Unregistered]

25th hour and The YaYa sisterhood and EDTV and The cable guy (that movie almost ruined jim carry's career)and Sleepy hollow which was a very gay movie

[Dude]

Problem Child.

Second Worst - My Boyfriend's Back - I have several friends who were extras in that stinkhole.

[Pfef]

I hated Orange County. It seemed funny but when I saw it I felt like throwing up.

Then again, it could have always been all that popcorn i ate

[satin]

joe dirt is the shit i love that movie

[Unregistered]

Kung Pow (enter the fist)

that movie is beyond gay

[Unregistered]

"The cable guy (that movie almost ruined jim carry's career)"
WHAT???

THE CABLE GUY IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME!! it is absolutely hilarious. so many good one liners, and hilarious moments. you obviously don't know good comedy

[shangok]

the worst movie ever in the history of the world would have to be ghost ship. that movie was a pile of shit. it sucked so bad. visuals sucked, predictable at points, and the movie told too much too fast. it didn't let you think, they just told you right away.

[Woody]

1. Master of disguise (Dana why you let me down?!)
2.The Core (don't have to see to know it sucks)
3. Kung pow (didnt have to watch the whole thing it started to piss me off!)
4. Pokeahottass ( haha jk)

[anjroo11688]

george of the jungle starring Brendon Fraiser

[*TEChNo*MaStEr*]

This Movie is pretty hard to find .and if you do, i recomend do not buy or rent it. The move is called The Item

[Me_Is_Not_Dumb]

Originally posted by droogsteve
Titanic. No question about it. My girlfriend at the time wanted to see it so I figured, why not? A ship hits an iceberg, how bad could it be? Nobody warned me the ship doesn't start to sink until two fucking hours into the movie!! The entire movie was about a month long . I'm looking for a lawyer so I can sue James Cameron for the 3-1/2 hours of my life that he stole. If someone gave me a choice of seeing Titanic again or getting kicked in the nuts for 3-1/2 straight hours I'd have to sit down and think about it. the only good parts were when dicaprio dies and when she is naked

[HopelessCase88]

Personally I think the worst movie i have ever seen was DareDevil! I mean, first of all Ben Affleck was in it and i just despise that man! Second, what was the point of it! I mean, that one scene where he sees the girl for the first time is so retarded. "You're so beautiful" get a life you loser! And then all of a sudden they are having sex. A blind guy is having sex. It was horrible.

And, as a girl, I personally loved Titanic. It is one of my favorite movies of all time! :p

[greeno144]

Blue Streak sucked. Martin Lawrence is a terrible actor.

[AllUrBase]

I just saw about half of The Others, because i didn't even feel like paying attention to such a pointless movie. there are always the Ed Wood movies, plan 9 from outer space, an so on, but his movies are so terrible people actually LIKE seeing them!! I do!

[anjroo11688]

Iam going to predict that the movie "From Justin to Kelly" will be one of the worst movies ever. It just looks so damn stupid.:)

[droogsteve]

When I saw the commercial for that movie it actually made me feel ashamed to be an American.:(

[Dumbass]

Some of the shittiest movies EVER:
Waterworld
Glitter
Titanic
The later Jaws movies
The later Police Academy movies
Spice World
Bats
Superman movies
Robocop 2 and 3
Speed 2
Highlander
Pokemon
Digimon
Oh I could go on forever
http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Movies/Reviews/Top_Lists/Bad_Films/Worst_Films/

[minia]

Originally posted by AllUrBase
I just saw about half of The Others, because i didn't even feel like paying attention to such a pointless movie. there are always the Ed Wood movies, plan 9 from outer space, an so on, but his movies are so terrible people actually LIKE seeing them!! I do!

Actually I saw it all the way through and it wasn't bad.....shoulda watched the end. It all makes sense then....

[Lawngnome]

four words

"Night Of The Lepus"

a movie about giant killer rabbits

[soundnthefury]

Against my better judgment…actually, scratch that. In a sadistic bout of revenge against my mind and my wallet, I decided to waste a few hours of my day by going to see Extreme Ops. I expected it to be bad, but my mind, heart and soul where not ready to lose what that movie took from me. Those searching for every cliché and archetype imaginable were stuffed full at this shitty celluloid smorgasbord. Basically, our obsessions with “extreme” karma kamikazes that are new age “adrenaline junkies” and recent avalanche of patriotism have come to a boil. What spills over in this false entertainment melting pot is a bunch of half-assed one-liners from a posse of Gen X posers. What worries me the most is that this is how Ho-llywood executives see my age group, as no more than a flock of sheep, a demographic to be herded into a theater, sheared of our money and dignity, and then socially slaughtered by subjecting us to these graven images of what the world sees us as: an empty head of hair soaked in dye, hollowed by piercings with some sort of neo-tourrettes syndrome where we keep spouting curses, sweet catch phrases and other oral defecation. And the fact that despite we overcome our “rebel without a cause” syndrome to turn alterna-tricks against a Serbian terrorist is the diarrhea icing on this tainted cake. By the end of it all, I wound up pulling a condom from my ear after having my mind thoroughly raped. I’d give it some sort of grade, but I’d wind up inventing some sort of Greco-Norse runes to find the proper alphanumerical character to assign to this tape deck travesty.

[greeno144]

Originally posted by Dumbass
Some of the shittiest movies EVER:
Pokemon
Digimon
http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts/Movies/Reviews/Top_Lists/Bad_Films/Worst_Films/

Why did you see those two? Are you a digimaster?

[Dumbass]

I actually sat down and watched the Digimon movie with my 6 year old cousin, Ross, when our families took a vacation together. He insisted that I watch it, because everything I do, he does. So he wanted me to stick with him all day no matter what. Well he got so obsessed with the movie that he didn't notice me fall asleep. I woke up just in time for the end (damn it:( ). Wow what a silly movie. Never saw the pokemon movie, but I'll admit that I played the games when they first came out on GameBoy. And further, I'll admit that I enjoyed it, until they were over played and got so fucking obsessive. Now they came out with a 5th Pokemon movie!I didn't even know that there was a 2nd movie made, I never saw any of them, never wanted to, and I'd love to buy one just to set it on fire.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by greeno144
Why did you see those two? Are you a digimaster? well, you see green...those of us that are around little kids and are actually considerate of what they want to watch tend to sit down and take an active interest in what interests them so that they don't grow up to be porn obsesses freaks...and, contrary to what you may believe, there is more to this world than just porn.

pokemon, i can't stand

but, there is a unexplainable appeal of digimon.

[Dark Lord]

Vanilla Sky, btw what the fuck happened in that movie I watched it 3 times. Every person I asked had sumthin different happen.

[Me_Is_Not_Dumb]

i think the worst possible movie ever was legally blonde. i mean come on there was no point to that movie

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Me_Is_Not_Dumb
i think the worst possible movie ever was legally blonde. i mean come on there was no point to that movie to show Reese Witherspoon in a skimpy bikini...and to give the hottie brunette (I always forget her name) a movie role?

[Me_Is_Not_Dumb]

Originally posted by Kanism
to show Reese Witherspoon in a skimpy bikini...and to give the hottie brunette (I always forget her name) a movie role? true

[KeaneBean]

The worst film i have ever seen has to be "Evil Speak" jesus god its so shite...oh and also another extremly bad one has to be "Evil Dead".There seriously awful...but its funny to sit and laugh at how bad they are.

[MrMix]

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