maximuse
07-02-2007, 12:41 AM
Everyone has probably heard this joke. I heard it when I was seven or something. I think it's crappy, there's many ways to tell it.
I made it long.....quite long.
A blue man wakes up on a beautiful clear blue morning.
The blue man kisses his blue wife goodbye, opens his blue door and leaves his blue house. He opens his blue garage and gets in his blue car, leaves his blue driveway and drives down the blue road to the first day of his job making blu-tac at the blue factory.
When he arrives at the blue factiory a blue worker meets him and gives him a tour of the blue factory. First they enter the blue lobby and goes to the blue elevator.
The blue worker finishes showing the blue man the tour of the blue factory and he meets all his blue colleges and start working at his blue station.
There's a big blue button at his blue station he looks at it with his blue eyes when a blue worker tells him "NEVER!" to push the blue button, or there will be consequences.
The whistle blue and it's time for the blue worker to take a break. At the blue water cooler the blue man asks his blue colleges what the blue button if for. The blue colleges don't tell him. They just looked him in his blue eyes and told him "NEVER" to push the blue button.
So the blue man goes back to work in the blue factory making blu-tac, and the whist blue again , so the blue man leaves the blue factory, gets in his blue car and drives home down the blue road, parks in his blue drive and goes into his blue house.
He kisses his blue wife, pets his blue dog, and his blue wife makes him a blue meal. The blue man and his blue family are eating together, but all the blue man can think about is that blue button everyone warned him not to touch utill they were blue in the face.
He tucks his blue boy into his blue bed, goes to his own blue room kisses his blues wife goodnight. His blue wife fall asleep but the blue man is still thinking about the blue button, he can't sleep for thinking about it.
After agonising about it the blue man decides he has to know what that blue button does.
He leaves his blue house, gets in his blue car and drives to the blue factory down the blue road. He gets to the blue factory, the blue receptionist tells him his shift is finished, but the bluse man tell the blus receptionist he just needs to pick sometihng up.
The blue man enters the blue elevator and goes to his blue work station.
He's in front of the blue button everyone warned him not to touch, but he couldn't go through his career at the blue factory making blu-tac without knowing what the blue button does.
The blue man finally get the nerver to push the blue button.................do you know what happened to the blue man?
He blue up.
Was it worth the punchline?
I made it long.....quite long.
A blue man wakes up on a beautiful clear blue morning.
The blue man kisses his blue wife goodbye, opens his blue door and leaves his blue house. He opens his blue garage and gets in his blue car, leaves his blue driveway and drives down the blue road to the first day of his job making blu-tac at the blue factory.
When he arrives at the blue factiory a blue worker meets him and gives him a tour of the blue factory. First they enter the blue lobby and goes to the blue elevator.
The blue worker finishes showing the blue man the tour of the blue factory and he meets all his blue colleges and start working at his blue station.
There's a big blue button at his blue station he looks at it with his blue eyes when a blue worker tells him "NEVER!" to push the blue button, or there will be consequences.
The whistle blue and it's time for the blue worker to take a break. At the blue water cooler the blue man asks his blue colleges what the blue button if for. The blue colleges don't tell him. They just looked him in his blue eyes and told him "NEVER" to push the blue button.
So the blue man goes back to work in the blue factory making blu-tac, and the whist blue again , so the blue man leaves the blue factory, gets in his blue car and drives home down the blue road, parks in his blue drive and goes into his blue house.
He kisses his blue wife, pets his blue dog, and his blue wife makes him a blue meal. The blue man and his blue family are eating together, but all the blue man can think about is that blue button everyone warned him not to touch utill they were blue in the face.
He tucks his blue boy into his blue bed, goes to his own blue room kisses his blues wife goodnight. His blue wife fall asleep but the blue man is still thinking about the blue button, he can't sleep for thinking about it.
After agonising about it the blue man decides he has to know what that blue button does.
He leaves his blue house, gets in his blue car and drives to the blue factory down the blue road. He gets to the blue factory, the blue receptionist tells him his shift is finished, but the bluse man tell the blus receptionist he just needs to pick sometihng up.
The blue man enters the blue elevator and goes to his blue work station.
He's in front of the blue button everyone warned him not to touch, but he couldn't go through his career at the blue factory making blu-tac without knowing what the blue button does.
The blue man finally get the nerver to push the blue button.................do you know what happened to the blue man?
He blue up.
Was it worth the punchline?