Bowels.

[Y2k]

So, Mr. Bowels was an Indian man living in a teepee somewhere in Arizona. He was told by the Government he had to move and live somewhere else. So, he says to them, 'Bowels no move!' They thought he was constipated, so they sent him to the Doctor. The next day Bowels tells the men 'Bowels no move.' They send him to the Doctor again. This happens about 5 more times. Then Bowels says to the men, 'Bowels have to move, teepee full of shit.'

I'm not sure if I told it completely right, but I think it's funny all the same. :lol:

[ATP]

You forgot that the doctor gives him ancient remedies (i.e. laxatives.)

[Y2k]

Well, I thought that you were supposed to figure that out on your own. If if had said laxatives the ending would kinda have been expectable.