purplebrown
07-08-2007, 11:01 PM
Something I found on the internet.
"The world needs more idiots, morons, imbeciles, dorks, doofus', pinheads, simpletons, dolts, dipsticks, twerps, smiling brain-dead drooling deformed retards, drug-dazed half-wit veggy-boys, stuttering sputtering snot-covered trolls, inbred siamese embryonic jackasses, boneheads, grinning spinning rocking pieces of God-forsaken flesh in smelly shit-stained pajamas, bozos, dirtbags, scumsuckers, unwanted airsucking premature tit-leaches, wiener-grabbing fart-sniffing man babies, sex-crazed dog-faced whorehounds, and maybe a few slime-covered hot-tempered red-necked unibrowed goblin turds. Their is also a shortage of tail-pipe puffers, uncertified nutballs, wart-covered bug-eating turkey pluckers, annoying mullet-headed trailer-trash, twits, twats, snits, snots, geriatric wrestling enthusiasts, malformed brain-damaged prom Queens, cross-eyed knuckle-dragging tackling dummies, toilet-licking panty-chewing horndogs, bobtailed gluebags, teenage mutant ninja bungholes, cumsponges, kooks, big-boned bitch-o-rama-mamas, freakazoids, geekazoids, shitazoids, slobbering gruntmonkeys, disoriented tourists, foul-mouthed dentists, loud-mouthed librarians, dead fish ladies, pubic-minded politicians, blithering ninnies, sluts, whorehoppers, any of the 273 varieties of skanks, eel strokers, knob shiners, and chicks with dick tits. The most dire need is for more lunatics, pimple-poppers, joyless jerkwads, senile cellar dwellers, nocturnal nincompoops, agoraphobic exhibitionists, ingrown personality sufferers, hyper-macho mule drivers, Jabba the Hutt impersonators, feeble-minded fecal-blinded tailgaters, slaughterhouse drainage drinkers, enraged bog blobs, violently territorial housewives, quivering oyster boys, lilly-livered loaf pinchers, weasel women, cob grinders, dork danglers, abnormally normal people, strange weirdos, weird strangers, geezer-pleasers, hyperactive sloths, toenail fungus worshippers, cavity depravity activists, media manipulated malcontents, flipped-out melon farmers, casket scratchers, parasitic poetry poofs, stupified geniuses, guilt-ridden gutter creeps, misshapen models, wandering wand wankers, disturbed dingleberry doctors, two-faced schizoids, milk slingers, cheese cutters, and a few more of those people who just don't understand."
"The world needs more idiots, morons, imbeciles, dorks, doofus', pinheads, simpletons, dolts, dipsticks, twerps, smiling brain-dead drooling deformed retards, drug-dazed half-wit veggy-boys, stuttering sputtering snot-covered trolls, inbred siamese embryonic jackasses, boneheads, grinning spinning rocking pieces of God-forsaken flesh in smelly shit-stained pajamas, bozos, dirtbags, scumsuckers, unwanted airsucking premature tit-leaches, wiener-grabbing fart-sniffing man babies, sex-crazed dog-faced whorehounds, and maybe a few slime-covered hot-tempered red-necked unibrowed goblin turds. Their is also a shortage of tail-pipe puffers, uncertified nutballs, wart-covered bug-eating turkey pluckers, annoying mullet-headed trailer-trash, twits, twats, snits, snots, geriatric wrestling enthusiasts, malformed brain-damaged prom Queens, cross-eyed knuckle-dragging tackling dummies, toilet-licking panty-chewing horndogs, bobtailed gluebags, teenage mutant ninja bungholes, cumsponges, kooks, big-boned bitch-o-rama-mamas, freakazoids, geekazoids, shitazoids, slobbering gruntmonkeys, disoriented tourists, foul-mouthed dentists, loud-mouthed librarians, dead fish ladies, pubic-minded politicians, blithering ninnies, sluts, whorehoppers, any of the 273 varieties of skanks, eel strokers, knob shiners, and chicks with dick tits. The most dire need is for more lunatics, pimple-poppers, joyless jerkwads, senile cellar dwellers, nocturnal nincompoops, agoraphobic exhibitionists, ingrown personality sufferers, hyper-macho mule drivers, Jabba the Hutt impersonators, feeble-minded fecal-blinded tailgaters, slaughterhouse drainage drinkers, enraged bog blobs, violently territorial housewives, quivering oyster boys, lilly-livered loaf pinchers, weasel women, cob grinders, dork danglers, abnormally normal people, strange weirdos, weird strangers, geezer-pleasers, hyperactive sloths, toenail fungus worshippers, cavity depravity activists, media manipulated malcontents, flipped-out melon farmers, casket scratchers, parasitic poetry poofs, stupified geniuses, guilt-ridden gutter creeps, misshapen models, wandering wand wankers, disturbed dingleberry doctors, two-faced schizoids, milk slingers, cheese cutters, and a few more of those people who just don't understand."