brdispatch05
07-10-2007, 11:47 AM
The Pope has just finished a tour of Napa Valley and is taking a limousine to San Francisco. Having never driven a limo, the Pope asks the chauffeur if he might drive for a while. Well, the chauffeur doesn't have much choice, so he climbs in the back of the limo and the Pope takes the wheel.
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.
"It's not Ted Kennedy again, is it?" asks the Chief.
"No Sir!" replies the trooper, "This guy's more important... he has the Pope for a Chauffeur!"
Superman and one of his superhero friends are flying around Metropolis one day, looking for trouble like they usually do. Seeing no crime, Superman makes the suggestion that the two fly down to the beach to see what is going on. His friend, being bored, happily agrees.
As the two fly along the beach, they spot Wonder Woman, "spread eagle" on the beach. Superman's friend is simply amazed by what he is seeing. Superman, seeing his friend's astonishment and looking to impress him even further, proclaims, "I'll bet you $10 that I can fly down there, screw her and fly back before she even realizes that I'm doing it." His friend, eyes still fixed on the naked beauty, looks at Superman and just starts laughing. "I'd like to see that...you're on."
So Superman flies down, bam-bam-bam, flies back and says, "See, I told you I could." His friend, obviously impressed, forks over the $10. Just then, Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?" And the invisible man replies back, "I don't know, but my ass sure does hurt."
The Pope proceeds down Silverado, and starts accelerating to see what the limo can do. He gets to about 90 mph, and suddenly he sees the red and blue lights of a CHP cruiser in his mirror. He pulls over and the trooper comes to his window.
The trooper, seeing who it is, says, "Just a moment please, I need to call in."
The trooper calls in and asks for the Chief. He tells the Chief that he's got a REALLY important person pulled over, and asks how to handle it.
"It's not Ted Kennedy again, is it?" asks the Chief.
"No Sir!" replies the trooper, "This guy's more important... he has the Pope for a Chauffeur!"
Superman and one of his superhero friends are flying around Metropolis one day, looking for trouble like they usually do. Seeing no crime, Superman makes the suggestion that the two fly down to the beach to see what is going on. His friend, being bored, happily agrees.
As the two fly along the beach, they spot Wonder Woman, "spread eagle" on the beach. Superman's friend is simply amazed by what he is seeing. Superman, seeing his friend's astonishment and looking to impress him even further, proclaims, "I'll bet you $10 that I can fly down there, screw her and fly back before she even realizes that I'm doing it." His friend, eyes still fixed on the naked beauty, looks at Superman and just starts laughing. "I'd like to see that...you're on."
So Superman flies down, bam-bam-bam, flies back and says, "See, I told you I could." His friend, obviously impressed, forks over the $10. Just then, Wonder Woman says, "What the hell was that?" And the invisible man replies back, "I don't know, but my ass sure does hurt."