women....heheheheh...

[Ivan]

:boink:
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
:D

do u agree?

[suzy]

well...you defined only Magnet, but what about the woman ? define it ..

[Ivan]

well...you defined only Magnet, but what about the woman ? define it ..

Womens are like dogs.Wanna know how?

Due to following reasons:

:dunce: Neither believe that silence is golden.
:dunce: Neither can balance a checkbook.
:dunce: Both put too much value on kissing.

[ChicVicious16]

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

:D

[Ivan]

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

What is the difference between men and women?
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need

:D



Xheheheheheh....
:lol:
thats cool ChicVicious.

Thanks for sharing
:dunce:

[ZeroTigerX]

Some old ones:

Q. Why do they call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. Why don't women need watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove.

[Ivan]

Some old ones:

Q. Why do they call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. Why don't women need watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove.



hahahahah....That was new to me...

too funny,,

Thx for sharing ZeroTigerX,
:wave:

[DarkLeviathan]

Some old ones:

Q. Why do they call it PMS?
A. Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

Q. Why don't women need watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove.

:lmao: I like the second one.

[bical_khulna_bd]

Dear Sir,
I Love your Wife.
Thank You!

:lmao:

[Ivan]

Dear Sir,
I Love your Wife.
Thank You!

:lmao:

Hahahahah...
cool
:)

Here's another one..
:idea:

Q:Why do women have breasts?
A:So men will talk to them.

[Total Madman]

Why did the woman cross the road?

That's not important, why isn't that bitch making me a sammich?

[UltimateRef]

What do you say to a woman with a blackeye?

Nothing, shes already been told twice

[Ivan]

Cool ones guys..

here's a better one

Women r the best Engines

Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week.

:ohnoes:

[suzy]

hi Ivan, good .

[bical_khulna_bd]

But some engines stats with Tongue also :cool:

[Ash101]

Why do women have small feet?

A: So they can stand closer to the stove

How do you turn a dishawasher into a snow plow?

A: Hand the bitch a shovel

Why did the woman cross the road?

A: WTF is that bitch doing out of the kitchen!?

[MasterEnol]

Why did the woman cross the road?

That's not important, why isn't that bitch making me a sammich?

This on made me choke on my on saliva lolz :lmao: :lol:

[Hemlock]

Wife gets naked and asks husband 'what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body ?' Husband looks her up and down and replies ... ' your fucking sense of humour !'

Husband sayes to his wife 'why dont you tell me when you are going to orgasm ?' Wife replies ... 'I dont like phoning you at work.'

[Hemlock]

I married Miss Right, I just didnt know that her first name was 'Always'.

[Junkman]

A: Magnets have a positive side!


Hey, did you hear that there's a hole in the ozone layer at the positive pole?

[Ash101]

Whats the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A: After three periods, hockey players wash their pads.

[Eminem]

whats a woman doing when shes looking at a blank sheet of paper?

reading her rights.



a woman and a truck driver get in an accident. who's fault is it?

the truck driver's, what the fuck was he thinking driving through a kitchen?

[Tanooki]

Study shows that some women find kissing more intimate than sex.

So guys, tell women you're ready to sleep with them but not ready to kiss them.

[Ivan]

But some engines stats with Tongue also :cool:

Ya ..I believe in U.
:wave:

[Crazy Ramen]

Adam said he was feeling lonely and asked God for company.
"I was thinking of making you a woman," said God.
"What is a woman?" asked Adam.
"Nearly a man, only curvier," said God, "and also sweet, caring and loving and at your beck and call. She will be an inspiration to you."
"Gosh," said Adam, "how much will that cost?"
"An arm and a leg," said God.
"What could I get for a rib?" asked Adam.

[[H]]

Confucious say: Woman like job....

A Full time job.


Man like job.....


a Hand job.

[Ivan]

Men's Advice To Women
:dunce:
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
3. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Sunday = TV Sports.
6. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. Crying is blackmail.
9. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
10. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
11. Peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
12. Simple "yes" and "no" are perfectly acceptable answers.
13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
14. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
15. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
16. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
17. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
18. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
19. You have enough clothes.
20. Men are from earth; women are from earth. Deal with it.

:D

[Tayz]

:boink:
Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!
:D

do u agree?

hahahaha!!

[KeriLeigh]

Its a better ride if you get it started with your tongue too by the way. learn how to use the only useful muscle in your body.