Funny Jew Joke!!!

[mike323]

A very successful Jew parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore
off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident. And pulled up behind the Lexus, his lights flashing.

But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the Jew started screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

After the Jew finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in
disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you Jews are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most
important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the Jew.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"OH, MY GOODNESS", screamed the Jew. "MY ROLEX!"

[lordfarquad]

Hahahahaha that was a good one, def. going to share with my Nazi clan memebers in school

[evil joe]

I lol'd. Good work.

[Fasho]

LOL

heres mine

whats the diference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza dosnt scream when you put it in the oven.

[Trevi626]

lol nice. like 90% of my school is jewish lol.

kinda annoying whenever theres a jewish holiday, but I don't go to school either, cuz no one does anyway.

[suzy]

hahahahaha ... ohh my god....its great. reallly good joke.

[Boomer]

I lchuckled. Maybe I'll go share this at my Mein Kampf reading club.

[jnettl2]

Quality joke. Can't wait to steal it!:)