pirate joke....

[ryan41]

there once was a guy who met a pirate....the pirate had a wooden leg, hook for a hand, and an eye patch. the guy says to the pirate, "why did you have a wooden leg?" the pirate replies, "it got bit off by a shark."
the guy says "well why do you have a hook for a hand then?" the pirate says, "well my real hand got chopped off in a sword fight."
finally the guy asks, "well why do you have an eye patch?" the pirate replies, "a pigeon shit in my eye." the guy says "well that makes no sense, why do you need an eye patch then." the pirate replies, "oh it was my first day with the hook."




fail or pass?

[Chase151]

i lol'd so ill give it a pass..As a noob

[veXati0n]

pass! good joke!

[Frostdaddy]

It's funnier if you tell it like you're a pirate.

Yarr.

[Tiny Iota]

fail, it's been told a million and a half fucking times...


what do you call a gay pirate?

a queer buccanneer!

[suzy]

hi ... good joke .