Movie Quotes

[Arachnid]

See if you can guess it.

"Last night, when she was sandwhiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesman, I thought; This is a girl I could marry."
:cool:

[brainkandy87]

Just taking a random guess...The Princess Bride?

[EvaMonkey]

Are we surposed to answer then give out our own lines for other people to guess?

[passionpanda23]

Originally posted by Eva Monkey
Are we surposed to answer then give out our own lines for other people to guess?

That's what I was thinking but we still don't have the answer to the first one, and I don't have a clue as to what it is.

[brainkandy87]

Zoolander...lol...Google OWNS

ok...I have one...

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP."

lol...classic stuff

[Delta]

Sounds like a lesly neilson flick?

Heres two of them one easy one medium

1. "Nothings free in Waterworld"

2. "Break yoself!! Now give me your phone number!!"

[KinkyKlown]

My favorite quote from a kickass movie

You keep talking like a bitch Im gonna slap you like a bitch

[EvaMonkey]

Would you like a chocolate covered pretzle? :D

[brainkandy87]

Leslie Nielson movie? Nope.

[Arachnid]

brainkandy87 said:
"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP."

Robin Williams - "Good Morning Vietnam" Classic flick!

"What's 'reefer'?"
"About 500 bucks an ounce!!"
:cool:

[Trogdoooor]

"Bang"

[Arachnid]

Was that a guess?
'Cause if it was... no.
:cool:

[ngc4594]

Can anybody guess this one?

" Ha ha ha ha ha ha, do you think this is me? It is!!"

[brainkandy87]

*Laughs*

It's me again Margaret...

hehehe

[ngc4594]

Originally posted by ngc4594
Can anybody guess this one?

" Ha ha ha ha ha ha, do you think this is me? It is!!"

Arnold S. -total recall

[Instigator]

"You, buddy, are stuck
in a situation you created. So if
you wanna throw bad looks
somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror."

[GOD]

"So tell me, Don, what is the sum total of my indebtedness to your establishment?"

clue... Dudley Moore to Brian Denehey

[Kanism]

Originally posted by GOD
"So tell me, Don, what is the sum total of my indebtedness to your establishment?"

clue... Dudley Moore to Brian Denehey if that isn't from Arthur...then, I'm not an alcoholic!!!

[GOD]

Originally posted by Kanism
if that isn't from Arthur...then, I'm not an alcoholic!!!

I guess you've kicked your drinking problem Kane, cause it is not from Arthur. My favorite Arthur quote is when Arthur asks Hobson to run his bath, to which Hobson replies 'Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, sir.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by GOD
I guess you've kicked your drinking problem Kane, cause it is not from Arthur. My favorite Arthur quote is when Arthur asks Hobson to run his bath, to which Hobson replies 'Perhaps you'd like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, sir. dammit!!!! oh well...I'm clueless then...

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Damn..y'all must watch some weird movies..

Don't know any of em'.

*shuffles feet in embarrassment* :o

[Arachnid]

*Pats Cheerin on the back*
There, there.
:cool:

[GOD]

Originally posted by Kanism
dammit!!!! oh well...I'm clueless then...


With Bo Derek... the movie was '10'. Check it out. It is pretty arousing. "DO NOT" get the edited version.

[satin]

is that the movie where the chick is running around for the first 30 minutes topless?

[Trogdoooor]

Just trying to spread the word. Anthony Keidos died in a car accident yesterday.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by GOD
With Bo Derek... the movie was '10'. Check it out. It is pretty arousing. "DO NOT" get the edited version. i remember seeing that movie as a kid!!!! (Bo Derek was a goddess to me!!!)...I heard no dialogue as the movie came out when I was too young to be allowed to watch "Rated R" movies...so, my viewing of it was with the volume down in hopes that my parents didn't awaken to catch me :(

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Originally posted by satin
is that the movie where the chick is running around for the first 30 minutes topless?

Girl?? Topless???

Pooooooooo.

[brainkandy87]

Nakie woman? Why see nakie when I can see sucky? :o

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Ha...Ha....

*mutters under breath*

weird people...

[Arachnid]

You can be weird too......
Just send $15.95 plus postage and handling and we'll send you a fully insulated, chicken proof, bear tested weird-suit, (modeled after PassionPanda's Panda suit - I mean, how weird is that ?!
:cool:


I gotta stop smokin' weed.....

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Lmao...you I'm right...you are some weird people..

Geeks...:p

[brainkandy87]

Yes...

I am weird.

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

*buttrapes you*

Ummm no wait, you're a girl..:(

[brainkandy87]

.....uhh....no I'm not

[TOOL illusion]

"Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort?"

[Kanism]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
"Oh you were finished? Well allow me to retort?" the very best movie in all of the world!!!! Pulp Fiction!!!!!....back in my partying days (last week, if I recall...ROR)...I'd be all like....."I said, GOD DAMN!!!!"

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Originally posted by brainkandy87
.....uhh....no I'm not

Oh...well.....

[TOOL illusion]

Originally posted by Kanism
the very best movie in all of the world!!!! Pulp Fiction!!!!!....back in my partying days (last week, if I recall...ROR)...I'd be all like....."I said, GOD DAMN!!!!"
ROR! I love that movie yo. It's like the shizzle off my nizzle

[Kanism]

Originally posted by TOOL_illusion
ROR! I love that movie yo. It's like the shizzle off my nizzle it's the shit off your nips????....ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

[Unregistered]

NO yo it's YOUR shit off muh nips!!!
BWAHAHAHAHA!

[BlondeTOOL]

FUCK I forgot to login again!!
GODdamnnit!

[Kanism]

hee hee hee...quit posting drunk, tool!!! yih yeah!!! my shizz on yo nips!!!

[SILK]

"does he look like a bitch?"

[brainkandy87]

Ye...Pulp Fiction is good. Gotta love Ving Rhames in that one...gettin ass raped then blowin off the poor guys nuts. Tarantino's best work...no doubt.

[SILK]

cant argue wit that

[master_mischief]

Ok I've got one .......

" SWEET HOME ALABAMA ' MOM I'M COMING HOME TO YOU' "

[gibridehome]

Quotes from Better Off Dead:
Lane Myer: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.
Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.
Lane Myer: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!
[slams the door shut]

Charles De Mar: I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

Johnny: I want my two dollars! (you only get this one if ya've seen the movie) Here's a soundwave of that quote (http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/3998/bodsounds/2dollars.wav)

[ChEeRiNsWeeTie]

Originally posted by master_mischief
Ok I've got one .......

" SWEET HOME ALABAMA ' MOM I'M COMING HOME TO YOU' "

Sweet home alabama?

[Dumbass]

hmmm....let me think for a sec
"You actually wear these outside?"
"What did you expect, yellow spandex?"

[Kanism]

Originally posted by ChEeRiNsWeeTie
Sweet home alabama? uhhhh....no....try 8Mile :D

[brainkandy87]

I GOT ONE!

"I'm Johnny Knoxville...welcome to Jackass"

MUHAHAHA
You'll never guess it.

[CanadianBacon]

Originally posted by brainkandy87
Zoolander...lol...Google OWNS

ok...I have one...

"Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Cause of the leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA and then we'd all be put out in KP."

lol...classic stuff That's a silly quote.

[gibridehome]

Originally posted by CanadianBacon
That's a silly quote.

reminds me of a couple quotes-

Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[A vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]
Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!
[The vicar and the keep-left signs depart]

[Instigator]

from the mexican, between james gandolfini and julia roberts:
"you want me to rape you?"
"are you gay?"
"you want me to rape you?"
"are you gay?"
etc.

[CanadianBacon]

I'm not sure of the exact words, but another funny quote is in Billy Madison where the High School principal is on the steps of the school to start the academic decathalon and he says something along the lines of:
If anybody makes any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife who is a dirty tramp, they will be immediatly disqualified.
I know thats a little off. Somebody help me with the words...

[minia]

I think he said something like anyone who tries to get ahead, especially by sleeping with my wifewho is a dirty dirty slut, .....
the best from that movie was when he is drunk and goes to the girls house and sees the penguin- So sorry to en-ter-upt!! Proceed!! God I love that movie...

[Pimp_Bot]

Originally posted by Arachnid
brainkandy87 said:


Robin Williams - "Good Morning Vietnam" Classic flick!

"What's 'reefer'?"
"About 500 bucks an ounce!!"
:cool:

little nicky is the answer

[Arachnid]

Originally posted by gibridehome
reminds me of a couple quotes-

Sergeant-Major: Now, I would just like to point out that this film is displaying a distinct tendency to become SILLY. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do... except, perhaps my wife... and some of her friends. Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson. Come to think of it, most people like a good laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point! I'm warning this film NOT to get SILLY again! Right!

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
[A vicar is attacked by keep-left signs]
Sergeant-Major: Right! Stop that! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little idea about old ladies attacking young men, but now it's just got SILLY! His hair's too long for a vicar, too, and you can tell those are not proper keep-left signs! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!
[The vicar and the keep-left signs depart]

All 100% Monty Python. Gotta love 'em.
:cool:

[Jerk Store]

"Where you going, General?"

"Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paper-hangin' son of a bitch!"

[Woody]

"I'll see ya tomorrow. I am gonna go shave, shower, then give my wife a little pickle tickle." :D

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Kanism
the very best movie in all of the world!!!! Pulp Fiction!!!!!....back in my partying days (last week, if I recall...ROR)...I'd be all like....."I said, GOD DAMN!!!!" Anyone who's done way too much blow in their lives would understand that line, Kane. Unfortunately for me I got it immediately.:D

[Arachnid]

"In Paris, you can buy beer in McDonalds. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?"
"No, they got the metric system there... they call it a Royale with Cheese."
"Royale with Cheese... what do they call a Big Mac?"
"A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it 'Le Big Mac'."
"'Le Big Mac'...huh...what do they call a Whopper?"
"I don't know, I didn't go to Burger King."

Sam & John - Pulp Fiction.

[Arachnid]

"I can't take no pleasure in killin'. There's some things you gotta do. Don't mean you gotta like it."
Jim Siedow - Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[Arachnid]

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill' my father. Prepare to die."
Mandy Patinkin- The Princess Bride

[Arachnid]

"You realize suicide is a criminal offense. In less enlightened times they'd have hung you for it."
Peter Cook- Bedazzled (original)

[greeno144]

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care." - Peter Gibbons, Office Space

[Lawngnome]

"Hi, Ted, im Margeret, you sound down, has this not been the hapiest of new years?"
"No, Margeret this has not been my happiest new year,This ones starting off pretty fucking bad."
"well how come?"
"Well, Betty leaves me here all by my self and the first thing, right of the bat, im FUCKED by a coven of witches."
"You were fucked by an oven full of witches?"
"A COVEN OF WITCHES, not an oven, well one witch."
"Was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?"
"no, no she was very beutiful"
"well ted, whats the problem?"
"well admittingly that was the best part of the evening. bloody good actually. But its still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night."
"sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me."


Name that movie :)

[Arachnid]

"The ghosts are moving tonight, restless, hungry... I'll show you the only real haunted house in the world."
Vincent Price- House on Haunted Hill (original)

[Arachnid]

"You don't put out, he don't get out."
"Your Majesty, I simply don't do it!"
"C'mon, you do it. You know you do it. We all do it. We love to do it. You do it... you want to do it. I do it. I love to do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again. Don't tell me you don't do it. Now... either you do it, or your father dies."
Mel Brooks- History of the World: part 1

[minia]

Originally posted by Lawngnome
"Hi, Ted, im Margeret, you sound down, has this not been the hapiest of new years?"
"No, Margeret this has not been my happiest new year,This ones starting off pretty fucking bad."
"well how come?"
"Well, Betty leaves me here all by my self and the first thing, right of the bat, im FUCKED by a coven of witches."
"You were fucked by an oven full of witches?"
"A COVEN OF WITCHES, not an oven, well one witch."
"Was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?"
"no, no she was very beutiful"
"well ted, whats the problem?"
"well admittingly that was the best part of the evening. bloody good actually. But its still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night."
"sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me."


Name that movie :)


FOUR ROOMS!!!!! And lawngnome you are officially a cool ass motherfucker!! I think my favorite part is with the Misbehavers-
AHA You can't see SHIT with the mentholadum on your eyes!
I washed it off! You never thought of that??

[chris_78660]

"do you mind if i call you teddy?"

[droogsteve]

"What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolence." Alex- A Clockwork Orange

[Colonel Cortez]

From a few pages back:
You keep talking like a bitch Im gonna slap you like a bitch

Training Day, isn't it?

Here's one
"Why can't I be Purple?"
What movie?

[chris_78660]

resevoir dogs...
"are you gonna bark all day, little doggy?.
or are you gonna bite?"

[minia]

You mean I am gonna be this color forever??
Steve Martin- The Jerk

[Colonel Cortez]

No... Reservoir Dogs was right

[Illicit]

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN!?!?"

[Lawngnome]

"its still unclear, You stole a car, Shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?"


Name the movie, and thanks minia, now i feel all special :cool:

[chris_78660]

GO
"just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?"

[Lawngnome]

"whats with today....today?"

See if you can get that one :)

[chris_78660]

see if you can get this one..
"hello"

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Illicit
"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? CHICKEN!?!?" Spaceballs!!!

[Lawngnome]

Is that one too hard for you chris, let me make it easier for you.

"Yesterday you were normal, and today your like the old guy from the karate kid, i mean, whats with you today?"

"Whats with today....today?"

Ill even give you another qoute from the same movie:

"Joe, i can catagorically say you are NOT the bigger banana head."

[Kanism]

Originally posted by chris_78660
GO
"just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?" that movie is sooo tits...I've got the DVD...and I will say that it is one of the more frequently viewed DVD's in my collection!!!

something about the two female main characters....very spicy!!!!!

[chris_78660]

stumped

[Lawngnome]

esp. when one of them is the lovely katie holmes ;)

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Lawngnome
Is that one too hard for you chris, let me make it easier for you.

"Yesterday you were normal, and today your like the old guy from the karate kid, i mean, whats with you today?"

"Whats with today....today?"

Ill even give you another qoute from the same movie:

"Joe, i can catagorically say you are NOT the bigger banana head." I'm guessing Joe vs the Volcano...but, only cause I'm bored and wanna take a guess...

and yes...Katie Holmes.......*drool*..../homer

[Lawngnome]

wow, im amazed im stumping you guys, its a movie from the early 90's, it starred liv tyler, renne zellweger. you get ONE more qoute:

"Who glued these quarters to the floor?"
"i did"
"what the hell for?"
"I dont think i should have to explain my art to you warren"

[Kanism]

ahhhh....renee zellweiger.....pardon me....thinking of the loveliness that is renee....*sigh*

[Illicit]

Good call on the spaceballs droogsteve.

And another:

"We['re] cool and the gang..."

[minia]

It isn't Empire Records is it?? The more I read the more I think it is....I haven't seen it for a while but it was one of my favorite movies!!

[Illicit]

You ean the Renee Zellweger one, right? Otherwise you're way off.

[minia]

yeah, Liv, Renee, Warren, Gwar, and Robin Tunney

[droogsteve]

Wasn't that Jules Winfield(Samuel L Jackson) talking to his friend Jimmy(Quentin Tarentino) in pulp fiction? Here's one. Hint:80's movie: "I'm learning about Cuba, and having some food."

[Illicit]

Yet again, right on the money.

As for yours, I have no Idea. Here's a shot in the dark. Ford Fairlane???

[Illicit]

I'm way off and I know it.

How about this. It should be easy.

"Ummm.... Yeah.... Why don't you go ahead and come in on Sunday too... Yeah..."

[minia]

Was I right, Ilicit??

[Illicit]

About what?

[droogsteve]

Nah. I should have told you EARLY 80's. It was actually Jeff Spicoli(Sean Penn) in one of my favorites "Fast Times At Ridgemont High." Mr Hand asked him what the hell he was doing after Spicoli had a a pizza delivered to history class. That was his response.

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Illicit
I'm way off and I know it.

How about this. It should be easy.

"Ummm.... Yeah.... Why don't you go ahead and come in on Sunday too... Yeah..." Another of my favorites. Office Space.

[Illicit]

Very good!

How about:

"And they ask me how I do it. And I say: 'Cus I've been with Del Griffith..."

[droogsteve]

Here's one that's kind of tough:"It wasn't the murder and insanity that concerned them. There was enough of that to go around for everyone."

[minia]

About the Renee movie...

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Illicit
Very good!

How about:

"And they ask me how I do it. And I say: 'Cus I've been with Del Griffith..." You got me on that one. I have no idea. :confused:

[Illicit]

Sounds like Lesley Nielsen to me.

[Illicit]

Minia: I don't know. I didn't post the Renee movie quote...

[chris_78660]

anyone know this one "tell your fucking girlfriend to shut the fuck up, before i fuck start her face"

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Illicit
Sounds like Lesley Nielsen to me. Actually it was Captain Willard(Martin Sheen) in "Apocalypse Now." But I heard Lesely Neilsen was originally offered that part. j/k:D

[minia]

Originally posted by chris_78660
anyone know this one "tell your fucking girlfriend to shut the fuck up, before i fuck start her face"

The Way of the Gun

Ilicit- Sorry!!

[chris_78660]

minia, you have good taste in movies ;)
that was the first time i saw deltoro (sp?) act....he played a good part.

[Illicit]

Yeah, that's an awesome movie. I'm not sure the quote is entirely accurate, but I got the gist of it.

[Illicit]

Originally posted by Illicit
Very good!

How about:

"And they ask me how I do it. And I say: 'Cus I've been with Del Griffith..."


Trains, Planes and Automobiles.

[Illicit]

"It's not like we're making a run on Gatorade...!"

[minia]

Thanks, Chris....back at ya home skillet. Let's see....

It seems we are at an impasse....

[Illicit]

Originally posted by minia
It seems we are at an impasse....

Is that a quote, or are you just at an impasse?

[minia]

lol It is a quote...

[Illicit]

Well then I have no idea...

[minia]

Same movie...
"Humperdink, Humperdink, Humper-dink!!"


I think someone might have actually mentioned this movie already....

[droogsteve]

Princess Bride!! Good movie.

[Illicit]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory???

I have absolutely no idea. None. I don't even know why I bothered guessing...

[Illicit]

Originally posted by Illicit
"It's not like we're making a run on Gatorade...!"

Any ideas???

Droogsteve, you know this.

[minia]

You ok there Ilicit?;) It's funny now that I am trying to remember a movie to quote I an't think of any....

[droogsteve]

It sounds familiar but I can't quite place it....

[minia]

Originally posted by Illicit
Any ideas???

Droogsteve, you know this.

Nope, sorry

[droogsteve]

C'mon Illicit, don't leave us hanging!

[droogsteve]

OK how about this one? (Please don't be offended by the language, it's a comedy) "We'll take the niggers and the chinks, but we don't want the Irish!!"

[minia]

Blazing Saddles??

[droogsteve]

Of course. :D

[Illicit]

"It's not like we're making a run on Gatorade...!"

It's from Clerks. When they're playing hockey on the roof.

[Illicit]

Ok, here's another one.

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

[droogsteve]

The Usual Suspects. Great Movie. Here's kind of an obscure quote from a very famous 70's movie: "That's a bad hat, Harry." (It's not from a Dirty Harry movie.)

[Illicit]

That's not fair. I wasn't alive yet in the 70's :)

[droogsteve]

Yeah, that one was a little out there anyway. It's from "Jaws." The only reason that I know it is because a friend of mine thought it was funny and named his band Bad Hat Harry.

[DonnyBaseball]

"Shiiit, you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize."

[DonnyBaseball]

" I love the smell of napalm in the morning! You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours, and when it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of them, not one stinking dink body. The smell -- you know, that gasoline smell -- the whole hill -- it smelled like victory."

[Illicit]

Apocalypse Now.

[Illicit]

"Hi, can I help? I speak jive."

[DonnyBaseball]

"It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!"

[Illicit]

Suicide Kings?

[DonnyBaseball]

Originally posted by Illicit
Apocalypse Now.
OK, maybe that was a little too obvious.
I was going to go with this one but thought it was too hard:" We do a lot of surfing here. I like to finish operations early. "

[Illicit]

Originally posted by Illicit
"Hi, can I help? I speak jive."

This is from Airplane.

[minia]

"Girl, you better use what you got to get what you want!"
-Ole Ronny Ho' quote

[Illicit]

Originally posted by DonnyBaseball
I was going to go with this one but thought it was too hard:" We do a lot of surfing here. I like to finish operations early. "

I would have got that one too :)

[DonnyBaseball]

Originally posted by Illicit
Suicide Kings? Nope, totally wrong direction....it's more rugged of a movie.

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by DonnyBaseball
"It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!" Was it Doc Holliday(Val Kilmer) in Tombstone?

[DonnyBaseball]

Yes sir....great movie!!

[Illicit]

Dammit! I should have known that! ("I'm your huckleberry...")

[DonnyBaseball]

Come on, no guesses?

"Shiiit, you shoot me in a dream you better wake up and apologize."

[Illicit]

I have no idea. Sounds like a tough mo-fo, though.

[droogsteve]

I think it was Mr White in Reservior Dogs

[Illicit]

Sounds right to me.

[Illicit]

"You're trailing off. And did I catch a 'niner' in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"

[droogsteve]

No, I'm on my computer because I didn't go to work today and.. oh wait, that's a quote isn't it. Hmm.. Don't think I know this one.

[minia]

Originally posted by Illicit
"You're trailing off. And did I catch a 'niner' in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"

I know it's David Spade...I think it was Black Sheep.

[Illicit]

David Spade, yes. It's from Tommy Boy, though.

[Illicit]

"That shit might fuck up my game..."

[Illicit]

White men can't jump. And that's the end of the day. I'm going home. Laters!

[Dumbass]

"Why don't you just be like everybody else? No one would know."
"Because we shouldn't have to"
between Nightcrawler and Mystique, regarding Mystique's morphing ability

"Every man dies. Not every man really lives."
Braveheart

[Lawngnome]

Damn, this board LIT up today, there have been like 30 posts since i checked it last night, im glad to see that.
First of all "mad props" out to minia from the crew down at empire records.

how bout this one, rather easy if you ask me:

"Your Mother was a Hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!"

And for those with balls, i give this hard one:

"I never saw the brothers again, in time this war, like every other war ended. But i never forgot, and i come to this place often, when noone else does. In the early days of world war three, guerrillias, mostly children, placed the names of their lost upon this rock, they fought here alone, and gave up thier lives, so this nation shall not perish from the earth."

I will give you ONE hint, the qoute is the last few seconds of the movie. Also, unrelated to movies or qoutes, i have a headache.

[Bergs]

I have balls

That is from Red Dawn starring Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen

I have only one thing to say about that movie. WOLVERINES!!!
That kicks ass

[Bergs]

OH and by the way the first one is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Very easy if you ask me

[chris_78660]

"i spit in your general direction!":p
"it's a mere flesh wound":p
holy grail was great:D

[Lawngnome]

Very good Bergs, Red dawn is one of my favorite action movies.
and Holy Grail is one of my favorite comedies.

how bout this one:

"Did you guys hear i got a shotgun pulled on my ass?"

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by chris_78660
"i spit in your general direction!":p
"it's a mere flesh wound":p
holy grail was great:D "Go away or I will taunt you a second time, silly English types!:D Lawngnome, your quote is Ben Affleck in Dazed and Confused.

[greeno144]

Tyler: "Did you know that if you mix equal parts
of gasoline and equal parts frozen orange juice
concentrate, you can make napalm?"
Narrator: "No, I did not know that, is that true?
Tyler: "That's right. One can make all kinds of
explosives using simple household items."
Narrator: "Really."
Tyler: "If one were so inclined."

[Bergs]

Fight Club

Awesome movie

[greeno144]

Damn straight.

[Lawngnome]

Fight club was a better book.

"the sky is blue, and all the leaves are green
The air is warm like a baked potato
I think you know exactly what i mean
When i say its a shpidoinkle day!"

I'll give you a hint, that is the lyrics to a song from the movie.

[greeno144]

Mmm...baked potato...:)

[Mester]

Got two, one's easy

1"they send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take"
2"You're my wife?"

The second is hard

[DonnyBaseball]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lawngnome
[B](add any movie ever made) was a better book.

Just out of curiosity, has this line become a cliche yet?

[Kanism]

Originally posted by DonnyBaseball
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lawngnome
[B](add any movie ever made) was a better book.

Just out of curiosity, has this line become a cliche yet? I read "Debbie Does Dallas: the novel"...it was nowhere as good as the movie. :p

[Lawngnome]

Originally posted by DonnyBaseball
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lawngnome
[B](add any movie ever made) was a better book.

Just out of curiosity, has this line become a cliche yet?

I HATE saying that phrase cuz, your right its true ALOT, but ive meet too many ignorant fuckers who have never read Jurassic Park, or clockwork orange, fight club, trainspotting. And im sure there will be TONS of them talking about Lord of the Rings(BTW books WAAAAYYYY better.)

[Illicit]

You're right on all counts but one. Clockwork Orange WAS better as a movie. In my opinion anyway.

Ok:

"It would have been worth it too, if only I could have caught him doing it."

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Illicit
"It would have been worth it too, if only I could have caught him doing it." I'm not completely sure Illicit. Was it Vincent Vega talking about the guy that keyed his Malibu in Pulp Fiction?

[chris_78660]

wasn't vic vega in resevior dogs?

[Illicit]

Nope, right director though.

[droogsteve]

Are you sure my first post was wrong Illicit. The more I think about it the more it sounds right to me. :confused:

[Illicit]

It's Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction, if you must know.

[Illicit]

Oh, sorry, I got confused by chris' post. Right movie, wrong guy. One out of two ain't bad.

[Illicit]

(with incredible scorn) "You fucking people... You don't know the first thing about defending a country..."

[droogsteve]

That's Jack, of course, as Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men. OK how about this one: "That's what I like about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

[Illicit]

I got nothing.

[droogsteve]

It was Wooderson (Matthew McConehey sp?) in Dazed and Confused.

[Illicit]

Brilliant. Great movie. I'm dumb.

"I've got no place else to go." (I hate this movie)

[droogsteve]

Officer and a Gentleman *retch* OK, Illicit(or anyone else) this one is pretty tough. What movie is the quote I have at the bottom of my posts from?

[greeno144]

From The Terminator :
"I'll be back." and "Hasta la vista,baby."

[Lawngnome]

Originally posted by droogsteve
It was Wooderson (Matthew McConehey sp?) in Dazed and Confused.


allright, allright, allright

Damn, curse my stupid computer for crashing yesterday, i totally would have gotten that one.
I HOPE someone gets this one right away:
"You call him Dr. Jones!!"

[Mester]

Since no one guessed from my previous quotes, I have four quotes now

1."They Send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take"
2."You're my wife?"
3."Fubar"
4."You live by the book?"

[droogsteve]

Gnome, your quote is Short Round in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. Mester, I believe quote #1 is from The Shawshank Redemption and #3 is from Saving Private Ryan. I don't know the other two. Since no one has even guessed where the quote I have at the bottom of my posts came from I might as well give the answer: It was Clint Eastwood in The Good The Bad And The Ugly. Here's another one: "These are great days we're living, bros. We're Jolly Green Giants walking the earth...with guns!! The people we wasted here today are the finest people we will ever know."

[Illicit]

I think #3 is originally from Tango & Cash.

Sorry droog, I didn't see your post before I left work yesterday. I knew it was Clint, but I think I would have said 'For a fist full of dollars'.

As for the Jolly Green Giant with guns, sounds like Full Metal Jacket to me :)

[droogsteve]

You are correct, sir!

[Illicit]

"At no point, in your rambling, incoherent, response, were you anywhere close to anything that could have been a rational thought. We are all dumber for having heard it. I award no points and may god have mercy on your soul."

[droogsteve]

I think that was from Billy Madison. Wasn't it said by the principal who kept referring to his wife as " a dirty, dirty whore" ? I love that movie. How about this one? "The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me!"

[Illicit]

Right on the money.

And you're talking about Animal House, I presume. That movie's hilarious. I haven't seen it in ages. I think I'll rent that one of these days.

[Illicit]

"Who... does number... two... work for??"

[TOOL illusion]

Austin Powers...the first one

[Illicit]

bing-bing-bing!!! That's right!!!

"Don't go in there!!!"

[Mester]

From my earlier post:
#1 was The Shawshank Redemtion
#2 was The Family man (terrible movie)
#3 was saving private ryan
#4 was Jay and Silent Bob Strike back

here's a new one
"Now that takes balls"

[Dumbass]

"I'm bulimic."
"You can read minds?!"

[Kanism]

okay kiddies...the game is hard enough without you throwing in two or three word quotes that could be applicable in a array of movies...

ex; quote: "Hi there"....

blech, way to suck the life out of an amusing game

[Lawngnome]

hear hear Kane


Can anyone get this one?
"Thirteen of them, only one of you.. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to kill them all, Sir."

[Arachnid]

"So... can we 'ave yer liver then?"

Anyone?

[Bergs]

Lawngnome: Soldier

[minia]

Here's one of my favorites...


Whatever, don't play dumb...we're better at it! You were having cheer sex with him!!

[Arachnid]

Originally posted by minia
Whatever, don't play dumb...we're better at it! You were having cheer sex with him!!
Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion??

[soundnthefury]

Tyler Durden: Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

[Arachnid]

"You seen a little midget-dude with a hundred dollar bill?"

Name the actor and the movie.

[Dark Lord]

"Face it grandma, we're younger and faster." BANG(destruction of VW beetle. "Face it girls, I'm older and have better insurance."

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by minia
Here's one of my favorites...


Whatever, don't play dumb...we're better at it! You were having cheer sex with him!! I think that was from Bring It On. Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku in cheerleader uniforms, hell yeah!!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by droogsteve
I think that was from Bring It On. Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku in cheerleader uniforms, hell yeah!! and the reason to bear the pain that is high school cheerleading movies is given...guess I could see if the dvd is for rent at the dollar rental place.

[Arachnid]

I bought it for them. Mmmmmmmm, cheerleaders....[/Homer]

[Arachnid]

That reminds me, it's not a movie quote, but see if you know where it's from...

GOD , The original Tony Soprano.

[CaptHowdy]

"hey shut your bitch up or im gonna fuckstart her head"

name it

[CaptHowdy]

hers one i know some of you will get without trying

"oh george lucas gonna sue somebody"

[CaptHowdy]

and heres a hard one for you :D

"There goes one of God's prototypes"

[CaptHowdy]

this is sad that i know this darklord...fried green tomatoes

[Dark Lord]

yea its sad i know it too but it is kinda cool when they get the sheriff to eat the evidence (barbecued ribs of the murder victim) and he saya "Why this is the best barbecue i ever tasted"

[Necros]

indeed. any clue as to the quotes i put up?

[CaptHowdy]

you didnt do those you basted. anyway same qustion.

[ypsidan04]

She'll be back
------------------
I'm disinclined to aquiesce (sp?) to your request...........It means 'No' - Pirates of the Caribbean
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So you intend to leave me on a deserted island with nothing but a name and your word, watching you sail away with my ship?

No, I intend to leave you on a deserted island, with no name at all, watching me sail away with MY ship, and I'll shout the name back to you. - Pirates of the Caribbean
------------------
That's a HUGE bitch! - Deuce Bigalow
------------------
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
------------------
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
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[minia]

Yeah, sorry guys that it took me so long to get back to ya. That WAS Bring It On....don't know why but I love that movie. Capt Howdy- Someone already put up that quote from The Way of the Gun.

[shane_o_mac]

Heres one or two to guess:

1. You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies?

2. I fucking hate Paikeys

3. We grow copious amounts of ganja, and you are coming home with a half wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser! Alarm Bells are ringing! And you don't look like your average hort-er-fucking-culturalist!

4. This guy puched me in the nose, and this piece of shit here kicked me

5. I am serious, and dont call me Shirley

6. What the fuck was that? Makes you look like a fucking lizard!

[ypsidan04]

Originally posted by shane_o_mac

5. I am serious, and dont call me Shirley


How could I forget that?!!

1. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

2. YOU CAN DO IT!

3. We're on a mission from God.

4. - What do you want?
- Just white toast. Dry.
- And you?
- 2 whole chickens, and a coke.

[oopyman]

"My mother told me never to look into the sun. So once when i was 6 i did." thats from Pi

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by ypsidan04
1. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. I think you mean Dean Wormer in "Animal House", but the quote is FAT, drunk and stupid.

2. YOU CAN DO IT! Rob Schnieder in The Waterboy

3. We're on a mission from God.

4. - What do you want?
- Just white toast. Dry.
- And you?
- 2 whole chickens, and a coke. Blues Brothers, but it was 4 fried chickens, not 2 whole chickens. At least make an attempt to post correct quotes.

[minia]

Originally posted by oopyman
"My mother told me never to look into the sun. So once when i was 6 i did." thats from Pi

I don't know if I was too tired and fucked up but that movie sucked....

[Lawngnome]

Thanks to whoever brought this thread back from the dead.

Me and my friends have been playing the quotes game like mad for the past few weeks.

"this is crazy"*claps hands*"this is crazy"*claps hands*"this is crazy"


"Mr. P Loves you"


"Princeton could use a guy like Joel"


"Can you speak a little louder, im deaf in that ear"


"you hear that "Youll be sorry""
"im already sorry"


sorry for doiing so many at once, but these are the ones i've been driving my friends nuts with, i was wondering if you guys knew them.

[Anti-Hero]

"I love the power glove..... Its bad." you moght not even think this is from a movie its so funny in context.

[Kanism]

it is greatness...minia comes back and she brings her favorite threads along with her...this is a fun one!!! woo hoo!!!! where you been, minia?

[droogsteve]

Originally posted by Lawngnome
Thanks to whoever brought this thread back from the dead.

"this is crazy"*claps hands*"this is crazy"*claps hands*"this is crazy" Clark Griswold (Chevy Chase) in National Lampoons Vacation


"Mr. P Loves you" Don't know that one.


"Princeton could use a guy like Joel" That's what the Princeton recruiter told Joel Goodsons father in Risky Business.


"Can you speak a little louder, im deaf in that ear" Sounds familiar, but I can't quite place it...


"you hear that "Youll be sorry""
"im already sorry" That sounds like Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) talking to Jack Cates (Nick Nolte) in 48 Hours.

[ypsidan04]

Originally posted by droogsteve
I think you mean Dean Wormer in "Animal House", but the quote is FAT, drunk and stupid.

Rob Schnieder in The Waterboy

Blues Brothers, but it was 4 fried chickens, not 2 whole chickens. At least make an attempt to post correct quotes.

Sorry, the first one was from a radio show I listen to. They have a bunch of clips from movies or TV shows they play sometimes. And that one they play doesn't include the fat part. It was just going to make fun of drunks, so they left that out. And I haven't seen that movie in years, so I didn't know.

Other ones they use:

"They may be drinkers Robin, but they're also human beings."
"That's going to leave a mark."
"You a man whore."
"You get nothing, you lose. Good day, sir."
"Go home and get your f****n shinebox"
"Mmmmm.....that's good yacky" (thats from the Simpsons)

(Wire 17 should know what I'm talking about)

[Wire17]

o yea, and homer saying
"You mean you guys are those guys who like guys"

also, my signature has some of the best quotes.

[shane_o_mac]

1. You ever listen to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies?
Reservoir Dogs-Before he cuts the cops ear off

2. I fucking hate Paikeys
Snatch-About 10 times in the movie by several characters

3. We grow copious amounts of ganja, and you are coming home with a half wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser! Alarm Bells are ringing! And you don't look like your average hort-er-fucking-culturalist!
Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrells

4. This guy puched me in the nose, and this piece of shit here kicked me
From Dusk Till Dawn-Not Really a famous quote, but the funniest in the movie

5. I am serious, and dont call me Shirley
Airplane-Leslie Neelsin
6. What the fuck was that? Makes you look like a fucking lizard!
Scarface

[Lawngnome]

Sorry for brining an old thread back from the dead, but I love this thread, actually its not the first time i resurrected it, if it dies again, i will let it go.
Although in re-reading the last posts, it might have been my fault it died, sorry :(
Droog the answers were
#1-Correct
#2-From the best movie of all time, see the thread, PM if you want to know what movie
#3-Correct
#4-Willy Wonka
#5-Empire Records
Sorry for leaving you hanging


For the newbs
If done right this game rocks:

I say a qoute from a movie, then you name what movie, any other pertinant information, (bonus points for correcting the qoute, and/or going above and beyond answering). Then you post a new qoute for the next guy.

One/two word qoutes will be ignored, e.g. "hi there"

No Gene Hackman qoutes


To get it started heres a lowball

"May the Force be with you"

[KinkyKlown]

"May the Force be with you" Im gonna take a lucky guess and say Star Wars.

"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

[droogsteve]

Tyler Durden in Fight Club. Since the only reason that I got that one is because I happened to watch the movie last night, I'll give everyone an easy ground ball. "I don't need to wipe out everyone,Tom. Just my enemies."

[Instigator]

5 FOOT 9, PRIVATE? I DIDNT KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!

since that one's pretty obvious, how about this one:

An eye for an eye, I say. If someone hits you, you hit back, do you not? Why then, should not the state very severely hit by you brutal hooligans, not hit back? Also, the new view is to say no. The new view is that we turn the bad into good. All of which seems to me to be grossly unjust.

[Lawngnome]

instigator your first one is full metel jacket, i have no clue about your second.

Droog, thats not an easy one for me, im not a war movie buff, it sounds familiar, im gonna take a shot in the dark, Platoon, there thats my shot, im sure im wrong.

Im good at giving the qoutes, but i suck at remembering where some are from.

pretty easy one:
"....And in less than a year, I'll be dead"

[droogsteve]

Inst, if I'm not mistaken your second quote is Mr. Deltoid talking to Alex in A Clockwork Orange. I'm ashamed to say I haven't watched it in a while. I replaced my vcr with a DVD player and haven't gotten around to buying a copy yet. Lawngnome, you were on the wrong track. It's not a war movie. It the part in Godfather 2 when Mike reponds to Tom Hagen's questioning of his decision to kill Hyman Roth. I'm not sure about yours. Was it American Beauty?

[Lawngnome]

You is correct Droog

Damn i suck at this game, on second look, that does sound like Clockwork Orange, Damn, i have to watch that again, Glad i bought the Kubrick Collection DVD, btw it comes with a film cell from the movie.

[Instigator]

Very well done, droog. Here's two more for anybody who wants to step up to the plate:
The Easy one:

"Anyway, this chick, Elois, was a
man-eater-upper. I bet every guy
who's ever met her has jacked off
to her at least once. You know
who she looked like? Christie
Love. 'Member that TV show "Get
Christie Love"? She was a black
female cop. She always used to
say 'You're under arrest, sugar.'"

The Hard one:

"Sometimes 76 or 80 hours a week. Sometimes I
squeeze a few more hours in the
morning. Eighty miles a day, a
hundred miles a night."

[MrHardy]

resevoir dogs opening scene

and i have no clue what the other one is but something tells me droog does

[droogsteve]

Nope. Not a clue.

[Instigator]

Hint: Martin Scorsese had a cameo.

[biscuit]

what movie.


"yo , yo , yo yo! let me borrow your yo-yo"

[hayterade]

here is a good one
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Lawngnome]

Originally posted by hayterade
here is a good one
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

princess bride

"Got something in a low rise bikini? maybe a mesh?"

hint: NOT spoken by a female

[droogsteve]

That was Bill Murray in "Stripes" when he was being issued his army uniforms. One of my favorite movies.

[Anti-Hero]

okay this is a given

" BUt like, if we need the extra kick and all we just push it up to eleven."