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Scrapple
07-19-2007, 09:00 PM
What do you call a trunk full of Bison?

A Buffa-load.

Scrapple
07-19-2007, 09:05 PM
ROTFLMAO! I just picked the popsicle stick from my popsicle I had this morning out of the trash! Here is the joke from it:

Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?

Because they are hard to iron!

lol. :lol:

That's it, I am going to go get another popsicle, I will let you know what the joke is when I get done.

Scrapple
07-19-2007, 09:17 PM
Ok, I finished another popsicle, here is the joke!

What's the best way to prevent fish from smelling?

Plug their noses!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scrapple
07-20-2007, 01:02 AM
I just had another popsicle. Get ready for the joke:

What has spots and rides on a fire truck?

A fireman with the measles!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

evil joe
07-20-2007, 08:41 AM
Amazing! I don't think I've ever read anything funnier than those jokes! The pure genius and wittiness of the jokes are astounding! How could someone think up something so clever and at the same time, hilarious?

sweetxnightmare
07-20-2007, 08:56 AM
Quadruple post?

4savo4
07-20-2007, 10:48 AM
I have a great one i made up!

What's Blue and White and sit's up a tree?....A Fridge with a denim jacket it on

ROFL LMAO HAHA PWNAGE..

Nemo
07-20-2007, 11:24 AM
I have a great one i made up!

What's Blue and White and sit's up a tree?....A Fridge with a denim jacket it on

ROFL LMAO HAHA PWNAGE..

Quite, Quite.


OP, Don't you think you eat too many popsicles?

4savo4
07-20-2007, 12:27 PM
Quite, Quite.


OP, Don't you think you eat too many popsicles?

Awww..Fine i'll leave...*Closes door"

Nemo
07-20-2007, 12:33 PM
Awww..Fine i'll leave...*Closes door"

You'll close the door if i tell you to close the door!



I found a bouncy ball. I'll post pics.

EDIT: In action:
Bouncy bawl (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/5173/picturedx5.jpg)

You know how hard it was to get a picture of a close range ball, bouncing? :mad:

Scrapple
07-20-2007, 01:42 PM
Quite, Quite.


OP, Don't you think you eat too many popsicles?

Yeah, I was high at the time. I also ate about a pound of potato salad and half a jar of tomato bruschetta on crackers. And I hate bruschetta.

Trevi626
07-20-2007, 03:21 PM
I just had another popsicle.

LOLOL That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

gators#1
07-20-2007, 08:44 PM
LOLOL That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

seriously?

4savo4
07-21-2007, 09:43 AM
LOLOL That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

You have a shit life.

Trevi626
07-21-2007, 01:44 PM
seriously?

No.

The guy just had three fucking popicles just to unravel a new joke for us.
Gotta admit, If I find a fantastic joke on a pogo stick, am I going to eat another one just to see another joke?

...

Shit, I caught myself there.

Zuken
07-21-2007, 03:34 PM
stop eating so many popsicles

4savo4
07-21-2007, 06:56 PM
Brainfreeze FTW!

evil joe
07-22-2007, 06:19 AM
I ate some joke popsicles today.

What did the calendar maker name his three daughters?

April, May, and June


What has three feet, but no toes?

A yardstick.

Rambler
07-22-2007, 06:50 AM
What did the calendar maker na

LOL!
......

evil joe
07-22-2007, 10:48 PM
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