veXati0n
07-23-2007, 12:16 PM
A gambler traveled to vegas via taxi cab multiple times a year. Often he'd even get the same driver out of coincidence. After much small talk, the two people became aquainted with one another.
One day the man came out of a casino without a dollar to his name. He gambled his whole life savings away. When he hailed a taxi cab, low and behold, it was the same driver who had driven him back and forth all these years.
He hopped in and told the cabby 'Hey, will you please drive me home? I've gambled all my money away and have nothing to pay you with. I don't know what I'm going to do! I've lost everything and have no way to get home!"
The cabby yelled at the broke gambler to get out of the cab! No money, no travel. :mad:
:mad: Angry by the cabby's lack of compassion, the man steps out and slams the door.
He struggles by pan handling tourists and finds a way home.
Flash foward a year later. The man has regained control of his financial situations and is back on track. Not only that, but he's even better than before and decides to go gambling once again.
The gambler takes a taxi down to his favoirte casino and gets out. The man comes out later that night a big winner with $400,000 in a suitcase. Life couldn't be better!
The man walks outside with his suitcase of cash to hail a cab. Just as luck would have it, waaay at the end of the line of taxis, he sees his old dear 'friend' at the end of the line.
:idea: This is the perfect moment to get even, he thinks. The gambler gets into the first taxi and says to the driver, "How much for a ride to the airport and a blow job?" :eek: The taxi diver screams to get the fuck out of the cab.
"Fair enough." The man steps out and into the next cab.
Gambler asks, "How much for a blow job? :uhoh: Can I cum on your face for an extra large tip?" And obviously the next driver yells at him to get out.
The gambler continues this stunt all the way down the line of taxi drivers. Each cab driver yelling at him with the same disgust and anger.
Finally the gambler makes it to his 'buddy' in the last spot in line. The gambler hops in and says, "Drive me to the airport please."
The cab driver asks, "Do you have money this time?"
The gambler replies and hands him the money up front.
As the cab driver pulls out, the gambler rolls the window down. With a big, shit-eating grin on his face, he waves to all of the other disgusted cab drivers who said no to his initial request and gives them a big thumbs up. :raiseeyeb :D
One day the man came out of a casino without a dollar to his name. He gambled his whole life savings away. When he hailed a taxi cab, low and behold, it was the same driver who had driven him back and forth all these years.
He hopped in and told the cabby 'Hey, will you please drive me home? I've gambled all my money away and have nothing to pay you with. I don't know what I'm going to do! I've lost everything and have no way to get home!"
The cabby yelled at the broke gambler to get out of the cab! No money, no travel. :mad:
:mad: Angry by the cabby's lack of compassion, the man steps out and slams the door.
He struggles by pan handling tourists and finds a way home.
Flash foward a year later. The man has regained control of his financial situations and is back on track. Not only that, but he's even better than before and decides to go gambling once again.
The gambler takes a taxi down to his favoirte casino and gets out. The man comes out later that night a big winner with $400,000 in a suitcase. Life couldn't be better!
The man walks outside with his suitcase of cash to hail a cab. Just as luck would have it, waaay at the end of the line of taxis, he sees his old dear 'friend' at the end of the line.
:idea: This is the perfect moment to get even, he thinks. The gambler gets into the first taxi and says to the driver, "How much for a ride to the airport and a blow job?" :eek: The taxi diver screams to get the fuck out of the cab.
"Fair enough." The man steps out and into the next cab.
Gambler asks, "How much for a blow job? :uhoh: Can I cum on your face for an extra large tip?" And obviously the next driver yells at him to get out.
The gambler continues this stunt all the way down the line of taxi drivers. Each cab driver yelling at him with the same disgust and anger.
Finally the gambler makes it to his 'buddy' in the last spot in line. The gambler hops in and says, "Drive me to the airport please."
The cab driver asks, "Do you have money this time?"
The gambler replies and hands him the money up front.
As the cab driver pulls out, the gambler rolls the window down. With a big, shit-eating grin on his face, he waves to all of the other disgusted cab drivers who said no to his initial request and gives them a big thumbs up. :raiseeyeb :D