Let's make a "Who's Ow" bracket.

[Shymega]

What we will do is, post one player who you think is Ow! right now. Let's see if we can get up to 32 athletes, or atleast 16. Maybe we can add in refs, coaches or any other people that are close enough to sports. I'll sort out where the players get seeded, and i'll just edit this original post everytime someone new is added. When we are done, i'll send it to ESPN:lol:

I'll make up the first bracket.

Region 1 - Ryan Leaf- Peyton Manning's Rival..Yea Ok

#1 Seed- Michael Vick- Dogfighting
#8 Seed- John Daly-Wife Beater
#2 Seed- Cincinnati Bengals-Benglas stripes are really jailbars
#7 Seed- Carl Pavano- 15 mill per yr to stay healthy, but cant
#3 Seed- Stephen Jackson- Shootings, beatings ect..
#6 Seed- Dallas Mavs- Threw NBA finals; lost 1st rd to 8 seed
#4 Seed- Tank Johnson- Loves to get arrested as well
#5 Seed- Elijah Dukes- Death threats

Region 2 - Sam Bowie-Picked Before Jordan

#1 Seed - Barry Bonds- Record breaking roid rage
#8 Seed - Delmon Young- Bat tossing at the umps head
#2 Seed - Floyd Landis- Tour De France cheater
#7 Seed- Royce Gracie- Steroids
#3 Seed- Prior & Wood- Great talent-Never healthy,huge busts
#6 Seed- Philadelphia Phillies- 10,000 losses. Most ever
#4 Seed- Ricky Williams- Marijuana, from NFL to CFL
#5 Seed- Kenny Rogers- Shoves camerman, tar on ball

Region 3 - Jose Canseco-Steroids; rats out others

#1 Seed- Pacman Jones- More famous for his arrests
#8 Seed- Randy Moss- Best loved receiver, to a hated nobody
#2 Seed- Troy Smith- Heisman to Horrible BCS, barely drafted
#7 Seed- Chris Simon- Highsticking across opponents neck
#3 Seed- Ugueth Urbina- Murder
#6 Seed- Albert Haynesworth- Head stomp
#4 Seed- Lindsey Jacobellis- Blew 2 races falling near end
#5 Seed- Jason Giambi- Admits to using "that stuff"



Region 4- Marion Jones- Drug user, financial problems

#1 Seed - Ron Artest- Beats girls, fans, cameras..you name it.
#8 Seed - Daunte Culpepper- From First to Worst..in 2 years!
#2 Seed- Sergio Garcia- Blows major, spits in golf cups
#7 Seed- Rafael Palmeiro-Potential HOFer,Classy. Not anymore
#3 Seed- Gary Sheffield- Accusing Joe Torre of being racist.
#6 Seed- Steve Francis- All-star player, to a no one quickly.
#4 Seed- Marcus Vick- Stepping on player, Marijuana ect..
#5 Seed- Tennessee Titans - Just stop it already.

[splinter]

what about Pac man Jones. or O.J. Simpson.

[Mr. Heskey]

John Daily
Half of the Cincinnati Bengals team

[splinter]

Delmon Young because of his throwing of a Bat. and Ron Artest because of his chair throwing and Gary Sheffield for his assholishnish and Maurice Clarrett

[DontBottaMe13]

bonds cuz of his steroids

[Nick is cool]

ya maurice clarett sounds like a good one..



hmm




anyone remember that one linebacker who was like a top 5 pick and on all the magazines and shit but ended up sucking in the pros, i think he went to oklahoma, and is famous for getting run over by bo jackson?


robert thomas

tommy maddox?

rex grossman

andrew walter

kwame brown

micheal olawaunkandi or whatever the hell his name is

tim donaghy

[Shymega]

Players can only make the seeding if they are an active athlete, Calrrett doesn't cut it.

Try and think of a bad boxer, golfer or someone to represent the 4th region..someone famous for being really bad or an embarassing moment, just make it another sport not already taken up.

[splinter]

Chris benoit, is it to early for that or is he not coonsidered and athlete?Why does it have to be an active athlete? some of the worse are already gone. oh and dont forget Tyson

[Shymega]

Chris benoit, is it to early for that or is he not coonsidered and athlete?Why does it have to be an active athlete? some of the worse are already gone. oh and dont forget Tyson

I want to make like ESPN's. Active in the sedding, retired in the region representing. I don't think Benoit cuts it. If we can't fill it up with regualr athletes, we can throw him in somewhere i guess.

[splinter]

Carl Pavano might need a spot for his frequent screw ups with New York. and Jamal Lewis. and Kobe Bryant for his rape charges even though he was found innocent

[psychotic n00b]

Phil Mickleson.

whos that golfer that shot 13 on the final hole of the masters?

[chengy]

Elijah Dukes currently off the Tampa roster for threatening his wife with a death threat on his cell phone in addition to sending a picture of a gun. He's way worse then Delmon or Daly (who got beat up).

Also impregnated an underage girl.

[Marcos2990]

A-Rod for his alleged cheating on his wife.

[chengy]

Sean Sherk, Hermes Franca and Royce Gracie for being caught with roids.

[YankeesSuck]

This kid isnt really a big name yet. But he had every thing going for him. Best pitcher in the state of Mass for high school players. And got drafted by the Marlins his name is Jeff Allison. But the Marlins suspended him for a club violation. Then he had numerous heroin overdoses, stole some cars. He may not be good for this list because nobody probably knows about him. Except people in florida and mass but idk.

Also did anyone mention Chris Henry of the Bengals yet?
Edit haha nvm you got the whole team.

[sinner78]

Ugueth Urbina

goes from winning the world series with the marlins ,being a highly paid relief pitcher..
to doing 14 years in a venezuelan jail for attempted murder.

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/wireStory?id=2988549

[Offcell]

Kobe Bryant - Colorado Sex Scandal
Sammy Sosa - Corked Bat

[poopchow]

Not sure if this was on, but Mike Tyson-his life


Jayson Williams- kills limo driver

Rae Carruth- kills pregnant gf

Ray Lewis- almost murdered someone

[GALLIENVS AVG]

Players can only make the seeding if they are an active athlete, Calrrett doesn't cut it.

Try and think of a bad boxer, golfer or someone to represent the 4th region..someone famous for being really bad or an embarassing moment, just make it another sport not already taken up.

I didn't read the whole thread, and I don't know if this is what you're looking for, but check this out: this is probably the biggest sports downfall I've ever seen. It's Jean Van de Velve, who just had a bad time at the 1999 Open Championship.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Van_de_Velde

And a video: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1dR1pkCGY80

[atreyu_2020]

Charles Barkley - gambling
Pete Rose - gambling
Kobe Bryant - whiner that has sex with under agers
Chris Benoit - suicidal maniac
Philadelphia Phillies - most losses in any team sport
New York Yankees - best team money can buy that cant win a WS's
Steve McNair - the shit with guns and his DUI
Ray Lewis - Murderer

[Nick is cool]

theres no way you can put bryant on there, best player in the nba and hes on the damn whos now thing

[mathue]

Sergio Garcia - Blew a 3 stroke lead at the british open

[gatorpatric0]

Gary Sheffield - Racial Comments.
Seems like a 6th or 7th seed to me.

Raphael Palmeiro - Convicted Steroid User...probably caused himself the Hall of Fame.
3 or 4 seed.

[Shymega]

Some of you are a bit confused here. This has to be about some what recent news, and athletes that are still in the leagues or were just in the leagues pretty recently.

Guys like Ray Lewis don't cut it, that's real old news. And Bryant doesn't cut it, he still has best selling NBA jersey.

[sprak_]

Nick Saban- "I'm not going to Alabama"

Orlando Magic- ridiculous Rashard Lewis contract

Tim Donaghy- NBA scandal

Tour de France- is anyone legit in cycling?

Athletes who fail at riding motorcycles (Roethlisberger, Jay Williams, Kellen Winslow, Lavar Arrington)

[jagger04]

you can't tell me that pete rose isn't in there..

and that donaghy referee is pretty good too.

edit: the girl who told her boyfriend to take out the figure skating competition with a bat back in the day..

Tonya Harding.

[poopchow]

Some of you are a bit confused here. This has to be about some what recent news, and athletes that are still in the leagues or were just in the leagues pretty recently.

Guys like Ray Lewis don't cut it, that's real old news. And Bryant doesn't cut it, he still has best selling NBA jersey.

Oh gotcha.

Brett Myers hitting wife in public last year count?

[snyderman]

anyone remember that one linebacker who was like a top 5 pick and on all the magazines and shit but ended up sucking in the pros, i think he went to oklahoma, and is famous for getting run over by bo jackson?


Brian Bozworth

There should be an 'All-Time' division, in which case I would nominate the original star football fuckup, Lawrence Phillips.

[YankeesSuck]

What about the gambling nba ref?

[jagger04]

albert haynesworth..

the guy who stomped on an opponent's head during a football game..
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/sports/Football_Head_Stomp/

[PattyWackit]

Ricky Williams - Failing every drug test ever. lol

[poopchow]

Randy Moss- life

[Shymega]

Only 4 slots left. Easier than i thought.

Who is that female snowboarder? you know the one who blew 2 races by falling right before the finish line? She's gotta make it in.:D

EDIT: Lindsey Jacobellis.

[sinner78]

I see floyd landis is in there...
in the current tour de france various cyclists are failing drug tests left right and center at the moment.
if there is a slot left you might stick Alexandre Vinokourov in there.

[PattyWackit]

you could toss mike tyson in there for a number of things, take your pick.

[frank1477]

mike tyson- rape and biting evander holyfield's ear

[mathue]

hahah i actually laughed out loud at sergio garcias description, good one

[splinter]

so, when we gonna vote?

[baumy300]

Maurice Clarrett - Blew his shot at NFL because of drugs and weapons. Moron.

Kenny Rogers - Shoved camera man, total dick.

Dennis Rodman - Dick, kicked dudes in the nuts.

Roberto Alomar - Spits in peoples faces.

Jaison Williams - Pointless murder of limo driver.

[Shymega]

so, when we gonna vote?

Alright, only 2 slots left. After that, someone else has to do the duty of creating the polls. Do one bracket at a time, and leave the poll open for a week, than do another bracket ect..I'll take it from there at the end of the month.

[PattyWackit]

I dunno if this is bracket worthy but:
Juan Gonzalez - Pulls hamstring in 1st AB after Indians give him a chance

this was in 2005 i believe?

[jagger04]

fuck..

well just to fill it out..

how about vince young for being such a douche in training camp and smaking a teammate.

not very deserving, but it needs to be filled out, so....

[Farout]

oj wins. next thread

[Shymega]

All done. I put in the Titans. What a joke of an org.:help: