boy loses virginity

[Admit it!!!]

so this teenager walks up to his dad and tells him he just lost his virginity
the father was very proud of his son and asked him how he felt
the son replied"Great, but my butt hurts a little"

[Regit]

wait, does that mean he's gay?

[Jonathan]

wait, does that mean he's gay?
No lol he just had a massive dump after eating 4 ultra hot sausages, which burned his asshole a little bit

[UltimateRef]

You forgot the other half of the joke where the Dad skids through the rest of his life abusing alcohol and pain killers. Then one night puts a .45 to his head and gets rid of his troubles.

[veXati0n]

No lol he just had a massive dump after eating 4 ultra hot sausages, which burned his asshole a little bit


I like how you added the fact that the ultra hot sausages burned his asshole. As if we were going to miss that intricate little detail. Way to be.:redface:

[Tiny Iota]

You forgot the other half of the joke where the Dad skids through the rest of his life abusing alcohol and pain killers. Then one night puts a .45 to his head and gets rid of his troubles.

damn...i lol'd

[Jonathan]

I like how you added the fact that the ultra hot sausages burned his asshole. As if we were going to miss that intricate little detail. Way to be.:redface:

*Pika pika Pikachu in a victorious tone* =D

[suzy]

not so good .