Funny Jewish Joke

[mikew0440]

So a Jewish wife asks her husband for $20. To which he replies, "$10? What do you need $5 dollars for?"

[Krippled By Kush]

So a Jewish wife asks her husband for $20. To which he replies, "$10? What do you need $5 dollars for?"

ehh I don't get it. but I am pretty bad at jokes..

[evil joe]

ehh I get it. but mikew0440 is pretty bad at jokes..


Nice try, but I just don't see much lulz here.

[Krippled By Kush]

ehh I get it. but mikew0440 is pretty bad at jokes..


Nice try, but I just don't see much lulz here.

explain it to me?:)

[evil joe]

The jew is cheap and doesn't want to give his wife $20 so he tries to change the price without her noticing.

[Mr.Softee]

since when are jews allowed to carry currency

[r0flowned]

since you got raped by a old lady

[veXati0n]

since when are jews allowed to carry currency

They hide it in their yellow star of david, pinned to their coats.:wave:

[Debsx7x]

since when are jews allowed to carry currency

i think this joke is unfare i am a jew and jews are not allowed to carry money on shabbat (friday and saturday) otherwise we are allowed to do the usual things and you could say this joke without it being jews

[Crazy-B]

i think this joke is unfare i am a jew and jews are not allowed to carry money on shabbat (friday and saturday) otherwise we are allowed to do the usual things and you could say this joke without it being jews

No you cant, Jews are cheap and that is essential in this bad joke.

[Fireal87]

i think this joke is unfare i am a jew and jews are not allowed to carry money on shabbat (friday and saturday) otherwise we are allowed to do the usual things and you could say this joke without it being jews

lol... you are a jew

[Hemlock]

We are what we are, they are just jokes ...

[Debsx7x]

yeh im a jew not by my choice and it is annoying doing jewish things but...meh live and learn

[lordfarquad]

LOL you being a jew is funnier than the joke

[Dayve]

yeh im a jew not by my choice and it is annoying doing jewish things but...meh live and learn

Eat a cheeseburger and i'll give you $5.

[silverspade14]

Eat a cheeseburger and i'll give you $5.

I only eat cheeseburgers. Then again my family isnt exactly religious. Then again I'm not exactly jewish by blood.

[XXile]

i think this joke is unfare i am a jew and jews are not allowed to carry money on shabbat (friday and saturday) otherwise we are allowed to do the usual things and you could say this joke without it being jews

stfu... don't think he really cares

[utromshredder]

I know one... how did the mexican jew get into america? Someone threw a penny on the other side of the fence (border). LOL

[Debsx7x]

Eat a cheeseburger and i'll give you $5.

lol cheeseburger give me one...il take the cheese of it BLOODY HELL you really think i care about the bloody jewish laws, ive eaten pork and mixed milk and meat!

[silona]

lol cheeseburger give me one...il take the cheese of it BLOODY HELL you really think i care about the bloody jewish laws, ive eaten pork and mixed milk and meat!

Ditto, I'm probably the worst Jew in existence...mmm...bacon...