spank the monkey

[nelly26]

beat my new record of 1814 unless you have already done so

[Dr. Dre]

How many threads does it take...

aight my highest his 895 or something.... how do you get over 1k? There another trick?

[LordKnightOwl]

Sorry, Nelly...I got 2381...supposedly GrrrrGoddess got 2469, but I don't know about that...the last two digits look suspicious, don't you think? ;) That (your score) IS a great score, though. Most people can't even bust a grand...lol

[donkey]

who gives afuck..thats just cuz all of yer practise ..get a girlfriend fagot

[Boosh]

ghey

[LordKnightOwl]

Donkey...

Why don't you try learning how to spell before you try to criticize me. ( "It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it" - Mark Twain ) Oh, and I don't need any practice with the wrist to play this game. Mind over matter, my boy. Use your head, not your hand. There's a trick to everything, including Spank the Monkey. Maybe if you would focus your energy on figuring out how to cheat Spank the Monkey instead of throwing a jealous fit of rage, you TOO might someday be a GOD like me. lol

[jondlogan]

It's completely possible but takes patience.
ALOT

[Dr. Dre]

*cough* doctored *cough*

[deermaster]

Originally posted by donkey
who gives afuck..thats just cuz all of yer practise ..get a girlfriend fagot

Hey look, a Donkey quote before he registered.

[Dr. Dre]

or after...

[deermaster]

Regardless, I'm just trying to deflect the rash of anti-deermaster posts onto donkey. It's funny how angry you can get when people gang up on you in a forum like this.

[jondlogan]

Sorry Dre but have 5 witnesses in my office.
Not that this silly game means anything but I thought it would be funny watching people say my score was fixed or 'doctored' as you say. Guess what...I was right..

Good luck Spankers!!

[TOOL illusion]

I like the music that the game plays when u get a really high spank........it makes me feel all fuzzy inside....:eek:

[LordKnightOwl]

aaauuuuuummmmm.........
aaauuuuuummmmm.........

......We're not worthy!......

aaauuuuuummmmm.........
aaauuuuuummmmm.........

...lol...

You're the man( or woman?) Jondlogan. We bow to you.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Grrrrrrr Demmit --- I have gotten 1008 --- thats as high as I have gone --- How the hell do you guys get so high??? Throw your dayum mouse across the room?!?! Come on --- Tell me --- I wanna be a kool kid too!

[DEICIDE666]

JONDLOGAN YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT.THAT PICTURE HAS TO BE DOCTORED OR WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.YOU JUST CHANGED IT ON A PIC EDITING PROGRAM OR SOMETHING.STUPID PC FUCKER.DIE!

[svfdjw]

4156

[SoaDChick88]

Why is it that everyone thinks my scoe is a hoax? (This is grrrgoddess182 4 those who dont kno) i did get that score, n im srry if u guys r horny n think i am, well, i am, but i ahve my bf 4 fulfill that need 4 me, so my score isnt fake. stop accusing me of it!

[Eminem]

what does horny have to do with any thin?

[PapaSmurf]

Im the king of the swingers with a score of 3567................. hahaha beat that!:p

[Holy Moly]

i got 2444243... I put a screenshot

[Nope]

no, you didn't

[Holy Moly]

my picture isn't there... I think, I'll try to put it now:D

[Eminem]

doctored.... dont u see that the 2 is above all the other numbers... ?

[Kanism]

you suck...you can't even photoshop right...if yer gonna be a tool (no offense TOOL_Illusion)...at least make sure your shit lines up correctly

[Pretty_Kitty]

now now you two, at least he TRIED...

but, a pokemon? that explains itself

[Holy Moly]

haha, i think I'll go to all of the boards and doctor them poorly...

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Pretty_Kitty
now now you two, at least he TRIED...

but, a pokemon? that explains itself

I think it scares me more that you not only recognized that it is a Pokemon...but, admitted to it as well ;)

[Kitty Offline]

I can't help it that I'm a babysitter to my sisters' kids... I have to play pokemon with them cause it makes them feel better to beat a grown up... I'm all like, "ok so... I use this lizard Charmander" and they go "I use my Jigglypuff, your asleep" I go (under my breathe) "fuck" they go "I hit you and put you back to sleep" I just don't know anymore, at least I don't have to watch it... I can handle playing the with the cards... but not watching some little monster things run around and doing shit.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Kitty Offline
I can't help it that I'm a babysitter to my sisters' kids... I have to play pokemon with them cause it makes them feel better to beat a grown up... I'm all like, "ok so... I use this lizard Charmander" and they go "I use my Jigglypuff, your asleep" I go (under my breathe) "fuck" they go "I hit you and put you back to sleep" I just don't know anymore, at least I don't have to watch it... I can handle playing the with the cards... but not watching some little monster things run around and doing shit.
Man you got it easy lol --- When my brother was little and OBSESSED with Pokemon he used to ask me to watch the tv show AND play the game with him --- Of course my mom made me cause she didnt wanna hear the spoiled little brat cry his ass off --- So I did it. And to make matters worse he had the DAMN movie playing in the living room every day. Ugh I am so glad his pokemon stage is over with ---- But now we are getting into Yughio --- *Rolling eyes*

[Kanism]

hah!!!! I've had to endure 3 waves...3 frickin waves!!!!!...of Barney the blasted dinosaur...with my neice and 2 nephews...the damn songs haunt me in my dreams now!!!!!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Kanism
hah!!!! I've had to endure 3 waves...3 frickin waves!!!!!...of Barney the blasted dinosaur...with my neice and 2 nephews...the damn songs haunt me in my dreams now!!!!!

OH GOD --- I KNOW YOUR PAIN!!!
My brother has liked Barney also --- He had a FUCKING cd that he ABSOLUTELY HAD to listen to in my moms car or he would BAWL! GOD --- Why do I have to have an annoying little brother?!

[chris_78660]

"bob the bulider!
CAN WE FIX IT?
bob the builder
YES WE CAN!"
thats the annoying ass jingle to bob the builder.......it stays stuck in my head for DAYS!
my little brother (2 yrs old) is additced to bob the builder like a crack feind.....although he's slowly making the transition to Sponge Bob...

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

SPONGEBOB--- YAY!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE Spongebob!!!! Never watched Bob the Builder --- But my cousins like him.

[Pretty_Kitty]

thank you all, you have made me fell better about myself.... HUGS FOR ALL OF YA'!

[Cyberborg975]

i am the almighty master of this game... http://aok.y6.net/adafsdf.jpg

[Pretty_Kitty]

I sadly, my babysitting friends, do not feel your pain, I just say "here watch your pokemon aunt Felicia is going to watch while reading her book, yeah I can do that, it's the glasses" aww kids and their gulibity...

[disturbed2]

im sorry coberborg but i think that image has been edited

[Kanism]

man, Bob The Builder is one cool cat! I choose him over Barney!!! and that Wendy chick...it's obvious that she digs Bob...why doesn't Bob realize that she's got the hots for him and go out with her already? and why is it that in that town...there are 2 actual people...1 crazy scarecrow...and more talking construction vehicles than necessary? is this a town you'd want to live in?

the only kid show I would actively work against my nephew watching right now is "The Wiggles"...those guys seem a little too happy to be hanging out with each other exclusively...where the women at?!?!?

[Kitty Offline]

Blues clues.... FRIGGIN BLUES CLUES!!!

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by Kanism
the only kid show I would actively work against my nephew watching right now is "The Wiggles"...those guys seem a little too happy to be hanging out with each other exclusively...where the women at?!?!?

exactly, on top of that they have the stupidest songs and the stupidest characters......i hate them, i truely do

[Kanism]

I never watched The Wiggles enough to develop that strong for it and its characters (you know the characters?!?!?!?)...the promos on the Barney and Bob tapes get me disgusted enough....blech

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

The wiggles?!? Yep --- never heard of it --- Blues Clues --- I LOVE BLUES CLUES!!!!! and I never watch Bob the Builder so I have no idea what Kanism is talkin about lol --- The Telletubbies --- OMG --- I HATE THEM! THEY SHOULD ALL BE SHOT! I cant even understand what they are saying half the time and you know the purple in is TOTALLY GAY!

[Kanism]

someone kindly remove red from the kid's video section please before she traumatizes the tykes.

bob is a stud!!!! wendy is obviously trying to throw her panties over to him...but, he just doesn't seem to get it and would rather spend time with his talking vehicles....

wiggles are kinda really scary.
blues clues...that guy freaks me out...
tubbies...I'm not even gonna start

where were these drug induced shows when we were kids?

[Pretty_Kitty]

puff the magic dragon, speed racer, banana splits, and some others that I don't remember... that doesn't help much though

[disturbed2]

hmmmm interesting

[Pretty_Kitty]

what?

[disturbed2]

i dunno! hmmm interesting

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh man --- There is Dragon Tales --- I used to watch bananas in pajamas --- There has been ALOT --- But sheesh those DAMN telletubbies just annoy the hell outta me! I dont see how ANY kid could sit infront of the tv and watch them!!! Grrrr and noooooooooo I dont wanna be removed ---- I need to stay with the little kids --- I am one of them!!!!!!

[Pretty_Kitty]

it always sounds like the red one says "ho" instead of "po"... it like the blue one and the purse and the baby in the sun... what the hell is up with that

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

OMG --- NO MORE TELLETUBBIES!!!! PLEASE *Plugs ears* NO NO NO NO *Featle position and rocking* STOP THE DAMN MADNESS!!!!!

[Pretty_Kitty]

here ya go red (http://www.newgrounds.com/tubby/)

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

YAY --- The Sun killed the Teletubbies --- BURN CREEPY THINGS BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BURN!

[Pretty_Kitty]

thought you might have liked that

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh yea --- I liked it alot ---- Bout dayum time those Telletubbies BURNED!!!! DIE DAMN TELLETUBBIES!!!! DIE!!!!

[disturbed2]

i have seen that show ONCE because of my sister and i thought the sun was down right scary! I was scarred for life:(

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by disturbed2
i have seen that show ONCE because of my sister and i thought the sun was down right scary! I was scarred for life:(

I love the sun now look at the thing Pretty_Kitty sent --- It BURNED those damn telletubbies!!! BURN DIE BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the sun is da bomb --- aha I havent said that word forever -- it kinda sounds funny now lol! Ok Enough blabbering ---- DIE TELLETUBBIES DIE!!!!!

[Osama's Mama]

hey wasabi with this, homeys? i get 848 as my highest score. so wasabi with that, homeboys? i mean SHEEEIIT. i mean wasabi with that, holmeses? you know? wasabi with that SHEEEIIT? how you dumb-ass muthafuckaz gettin higher than 848 in the first muthafuckin place and SHEEEIIT anyways? i mean SHEEEIIT, homeys. SHEEEIIT and gee-whiz, muthafuckaz. Tell me how yawllz got highah than 848 or i bust a nut in your bitch asses, muthafuckaz.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I mean SHEIIIIT SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB ASS!!!!!!!!!

[Osama's Papa]

HEY, goddamnit! don't you EVER talk to Osama's Mama like that again, goddamnit! You dumb prostitute! I oughta whack your face, cut open your stomach, rip out your intestines, and cut a piece off and shove it in your mouth, goddamnit! you're a whore, goddamnit! Goddamnit, if you ever do random "lady of the night" shit to my woman again, then, goddamnit, i'll show you a piece of my fist, goddamnit!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Goddamnit Goddamnit Goddamnit --- DO YOU NOT KNOW ANY OTHER FUCKIN WORDS?!?!? GODDAMNIT SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHA FUCKA --- Come fucking find me and do all that shyte to me --- I dare ya --- Ill give ya hint --- Missouri --- FIND ME! goddamnit!!!!

[Osama's Papa]

YOU ASKED FOR IT, GODDAMNIT! YOU MADE A BIG GODDAMN MISTAKE, GODDAMNIT! NOBODY DISRESPECTS THE PARENTS O' OSAMA, GODDAMNIT AND I MEAN NOBODY, GODDAMNIT! YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SHIT, GODDAMNIT! GIVE ME A STREET ADDRESS, GODDAMNIT! MISSOURI ALONE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, GODDAMNIT! YOU'RE THE ONE WORTH DYIN, NOT ST. LOUIS! SO GIMME A GODDAMN STREET ADDRESS, GODDAMNIT, SO I CAN SETTLE THE SCORE WITH YOU, GODDAMNIT!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

lmmfao ---- Come find me --- Your so damn smart right?! If Missouri aint enough for ya then you aint no real psychopathic duranged (Sp?) killer huh?!?! Come out Come out where ever you are --- Peeka BOO -- I DONT SEE YOU!!! COME FIND ME YOU LITTLE PUSSY ASS MOTHER FUCKER!

[BurtonRider911]

Ok listen up my friend, When my uncle Osama gets angry I get angry, and when i get angry my camel Omar gets angry, and when we are both angry we will fuck some shit up. you got that red head, I will come over your house and pretend im postman then when you open up the door i will rip off my shirt and kablammo. Just to let you know that is a suicide bombing.

[disturbed2]

does anyone other than me think BurtonRider911 is not funny? i think suicide bombings are a serious issue, so dont joke around.

[Osama's Papa]

YOU'RE TOYING WITH ME, GODDAMNIT! IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO COME OVER AND SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR ASS, THEN GODDAMNIT, GIVE ME A CITY AND STREET ADDRESS, GODDAMNIT! YOU HAVE THE DEATH WISH, GODDAMNIT! BESIDES, GODDAMNIT, I CAN TELL YOU ARE EITHER A KID OR REALLY STUPID, GODDAMNIT! WHO THE FUCK MISSPELLS DERANGED, ANYWAY, GODDAMNIT?! AND WITH A "U" OF ALL LETTERS, GODDAMNIT! YOU ARE AN IGNORANT, PREPUBESCENT HEADACHE, GODDAMNIT! DENIRO WAS RIGHT, GODDAMNIT! LIAR! LIAR! WHORE! WHORE!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by BurtonRider911
Ok listen up my friend, When my uncle Osama gets angry I get angry, and when i get angry my camel Omar gets angry, and when we are both angry we will fuck some shit up. you got that red head, I will come over your house and pretend im postman then when you open up the door i will rip off my shirt and kablammo. Just to let you know that is a suicide bombing.


Ahahahahahahahaha YOU ARE FUNNY! NOT --- Oh and we dont have "Postmen" Here --- People dont come to our house and bring our mail --- We have a "Postoffice" So if you pretend to be a postman I wont open the door and you dont even know where I live so how would you do that anyway?! Oh yea --- YOU WOULDNT!!!!


YOU'RE TOYING WITH ME, GODDAMNIT! IF YOU REALLY WANT ME TO COME OVER AND SHOVE MY FIST UP YOUR ASS, THEN GODDAMNIT, GIVE ME A CITY AND STREET ADDRESS, GODDAMNIT! YOU HAVE THE DEATH WISH, GODDAMNIT! BESIDES, GODDAMNIT, I CAN TELL YOU ARE EITHER A KID OR REALLY STUPID, GODDAMNIT! WHO THE FUCK MISSPELLS DERANGED, ANYWAY, GODDAMNIT?! AND WITH A "U" OF ALL LETTERS, GODDAMNIT! YOU ARE AN IGNORANT, PREPUBESCENT HEADACHE, GODDAMNIT! DENIRO WAS RIGHT, GODDAMNIT! LIAR! LIAR! WHORE! WHORE!



Well Im 18 if you think that is a little kid --- I was never really good at spelling --- I am soooo sorry. You walk around like you are GOD and post like you are GOD --- Well think again -- You aint got shyte on me --- If you were half the person you claim to be then you would be trying to find me now --- Missouri is a big state and you dont have much time --- Come on --- You want to hurt me --- Come do it --- Im not dumb enough to tell you no fuckin street adress fuck you! You are the smart one here --- You can come find me and do all that shyte. Like I said in another thread --- Dont walk around like your shyte dont stink cause Ill cut off ya nose and stick in ya ass so you can smell it!!!! *Waits* Im waiting for you to come find me --- Come on man ---

[Osama's Papa]

WELL, GODDAMNIT! IT APPEARS YOU ARE NOT A COMPLETE GODDAMN IDIOT AFTER ALL, GODDAMNIT. IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR GODDAMN STREET ADDRESS, THEN GODDAMNIT, YOU WOULD HAVE A STRONG GODDAMN DEATH WISH, GODDAMNIT. YOU STILL HAVE A GODDAMN DEATH WISH SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU FUCKED WITH THE PARENTS OF OSAMA, GODDAMNIT! NO MERCY, GODDAMNIT!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Sorry could you repeat that?! All I heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!

[Osama's Papa]

YOU HAVE CROSSED THE GODDAMN LINE, YOU STUPID TROLL BITCH! YOU ARE A GODDAMN TEENAGE SLUT, YOU GODDAMN FUCKING WHITE TRASH. YOU THINK YOU HAVE POWER, GODDAMNIT? WELL THINK AGAIN, GODDAMNIT. IN A MATTER OF GODDAMN DAYS OR WEEKS, YOUR LIFE OF HAPPINESS AS YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT WILL END, GODDAMNIT. YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCY FROM ME, GODDAMNIT. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, BUT GODDAMNIT, YOU BETTER ENJOY YOUR LAST FEW GODDAMN DAYS OF FREEDOM, GODDAMNIT. I WILL RAPE YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER, AND WHILE YOUR MOTHER WILL BEAR MY SON, GODDAMNIT, YOU WILL NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO DELIVER. AND IF YOU DON'T SAY YOU ARE GODDAMN SORRY SOON, THEN MY FATHER WILL HELP ME OUT, GODDAMNIT.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Osama's Papa
YOU HAVE CROSSED THE GODDAMN LINE, YOU STUPID TROLL BITCH! YOU ARE A GODDAMN TEENAGE SLUT, YOU GODDAMN FUCKING WHITE TRASH. YOU THINK YOU HAVE POWER, GODDAMNIT? WELL THINK AGAIN, GODDAMNIT. IN A MATTER OF GODDAMN DAYS OR WEEKS, YOUR LIFE OF HAPPINESS AS YOU GODDAMN KNOW IT WILL END, GODDAMNIT. YOU WILL BEG FOR MERCY FROM ME, GODDAMNIT. THESE THINGS TAKE TIME, BUT GODDAMNIT, YOU BETTER ENJOY YOUR LAST FEW GODDAMN DAYS OF FREEDOM, GODDAMNIT. I WILL RAPE YOU AND YOUR GODDAMN MOTHER, AND WHILE YOUR MOTHER WILL BEAR MY SON, GODDAMNIT, YOU WILL NOT LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO DELIVER. AND IF YOU DON'T SAY YOU ARE GODDAMN SORRY SOON, THEN MY FATHER WILL HELP ME OUT, GODDAMNIT.


First you got the slut part wrong lol -- Im not a slut --- And how are you gonna find me and you are gonna do all this shyte because I pissed you off on the internet?! That is fucking gay as hell but whatever --- Here --- I am sorry Mr. Osama --- Is that better now?! are you happy?! I APOLOGIZED! There ya go --- Jeezus christ

[Osama's Papa]

By apologizing, you have kept my father from intervening, goddamnit. But only goddamn time will goddamn tell how the family of Osama will take your goddamn foolish attempts to insult our dynasty, goddamnit. Our council will meet and decide how your goddamn apology will affect your treatment, goddamnit.

[Eminem]

hey pops....
did you know that your son is afraid of having sex? yup, every time he opens them legs he sees Bush and it scares the shit out of him...... guess you aint gonna be a grandfather. tsk tsk tsk

[Osama's Papa]

How dare you insult me, M&M, goddamnit! You will goddamn respect the parents of Osama, goddamnit! Apologize for your goddamn insulting comment if you know what's good for you, goddamnit.

[Brycelink]

I'm gonna take a page outta sExAys book but all i heard was BLAH BLAH BLAH, I'm a stupid cunt with no pubic hair.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

lmmfao --- GO BRYCE and EMINEM GO GO GO BRYCE and Eminem GO GO *Singing a lil tune*

[Eminem]

Originally posted by Osama's Papa
How dare you insult me, M&M, goddamnit! You will goddamn respect the parents of Osama, goddamnit! Apologize for your goddamn insulting comment if you know what's good for you, goddamnit.

what happened to the caps? am i not worthy of them?

[Eminem]

Originally posted by Osama's Papa
WELL, GODDAMNIT! IT APPEARS YOU ARE NOT A COMPLETE GODDAMN IDIOT AFTER ALL, GODDAMNIT. IF YOU GAVE ME YOUR GODDAMN STREET ADDRESS, THEN GODDAMNIT, YOU WOULD HAVE A STRONG GODDAMN DEATH WISH, GODDAMNIT. YOU STILL HAVE A GODDAMN DEATH WISH SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU FUCKED WITH THE PARENTS OF OSAMA, GODDAMNIT! NO MERCY, GODDAMNIT!


my address is 1600 Pensylvannia (sp?) Av. Washington DC.

U WANNA MESS WITH ME BIATCH?!? IMA FUCK YOU UP!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I hope to GOD that isnt your address --- I wouldnt EVER give ANY one muh address even if I think he is just fucking around!

[Eminem]

arre u being sarcastic?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

nah -- I wouldnt give muh address out --- Im not afraid to die --- But I think bout muh family living here too

[Eminem]

well its just that, 1600 pen. avenue cant posiblly be my house unless....

[Kanism]

pssst....red...that's the address for the White House...and I really doubt Em is one of those party girl twins...

[Eminem]

stop giving away my secrets....

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Well you know what --- I am fucking retarded ok?!?!? Point and laugh at me cause I am dumb! I think Ill just leave now --- *Sniffle* Sorry :(

[BurtonRider911]

Eminiem where do you live

[BurtonRider911]

i mean just state and city none of that adress stuff

[Osama's Papa]

M&M, YOU HAVE CROSSED THE GODDAMN LINE WITH THAT LAST INSULT, GODDAMNIT! DO NOT TOY WITH THE PARENTS OF OSAMA, GODDAMNIT! ONE OF MY MEN NEARLY SNIPED A GODDAMN YELLOW-HAIRED WHITE-HOUSE TOUR GUIDE BECAUSE HE BELIEVED YOUR GODDAMN IDIOCY, GODDAMNIT. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO GODDAMN FUCK WITH THE OSAMA DYNASTY, GODDAMNIT! NOW MY FATHER WILL ANSWER TO YOU, M&M, GODDAMNIT!

[Osama's Grampa]

Hey, man. You shoulda stayed outa this, Emmy, for your own good, man, and for the good of your family, man. Do you care about your family, man? Do you want to watch them suffer and die in front of you, man? That's what happens when you mess with the Osama Dynasty, man. It ain't smart, man. Apologize to us immediately and sincerely, man, if you know what's good for you and your family, man.

[BurtonRider911]

hey osama that shit is getting old

[Eminem]

Originally posted by BurtonRider911
Eminiem where do you live


would you believe it if i said WV?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh Jeezus --- Osama --- You and your "Family" Need to learn more words --- I get sick of hearing GODDAMNIT and MAN all the damn time. Just STFU already!

[Osama's Grampa]

HEY, MAN! DON'T IGNORE ME, MAN! EMMY, MAN, YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY AND STOP IGNORING ME, MAN, OR YOUR PARENTS AND ANY SIBLINGS YOU HAVE WILL BE RAVISHED AND SKEWERED, MAN. YOU DARN MORON, MAN. AND IT'S TOO LATE FOR THE WHORE TO SAVE HER FAMILY, MAN, SO SHE NEEDS TO APOLOGIZE SICERELY AND NEVER INSULT US AGAIN IF SHE WISHES FOR HER FAMILY TO SUFFER LESS, MAN. AND DISTURBED KID, MAN, DON'T TELL MY SON THAT STUFF IS GETTING OLD, OR YOU MAY FACE CONSEQUENCES TOO, MAN. KANISM, CHRIS, AND BRYCE, YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE TOO, MAN, OR SHOOT WILL GET WORSE FOR YOU TOO, MAN!

[Eminem]

did anybody hear something?

[Kanism]

hey em....give it a rest...eventually it will go away...

[disturbed2]

is there a whole famly of osamas? mamma, father, grandfather, what next osamas bitch??

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Fuck if I know disturbed --- I agree with Kanism --- Im outta muh bitchy phase --- lets just ignore him --- *Puts hand up* Talk to the hand cause the face dont give a damn --- Oh jeez its been along time since I heard that hehe.

[disturbed2]

fourth grade!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Like totally third grade here lol

[BurtonRider911]

more like hes in 7th grade riding the tard cart:p

[Osama's Grampa]

WHAT, MAN? YOU IDIOTS CAN'T JUST IGNORE ME AND EXPECT TO GET OUT OF THIS! YOU AND YOUR FAMILIES WILL PAY, MAN! THAT'S IT, MAN. MY NEPHEW WILL HELP ME OUT.

[Osama's Uncle]

You frickin morons need to apologize now and heed our frickin warnings! You blasted morons need to learn some frickin respect, you morons! Your families are frickin history, but if you apologize, we might feel better about ourselves when your frickin families are slaughtered.

[disturbed2]

fuck you, you bad excuse for a terrorits' father

[Osama's Uncle]

Disturbed! You will frickin apologize for that comment, you blasted moron! No one insults me, you moron! Respect! Apologize now, you frickin moron, or you will suffer the same frickin consequences as the other morons.

[BurtonRider911]

hey osama you need to shut your mouth, people in this board are starting to think that i am you. I seriously hope that ebaum kicks you off this site cuz all you are doing is trying to get attention and i dont appreciate it ok;)

[Osama's Uncle]

BURTON! YOU WILL FRICKIN RESPECT ME, YOU MORON! APOLOGIZE NOW, ALONG WITH DISTURBED, OR YOU WILL BE FRICKIN PUNISHED!

[disturbed2]

punish me uncle i dare you. you dont have shit, other than camels and A-k 47's. we got skud missles tanks anti aircraft and anti asshole weapons. so i should be afraid?

[Osama's Uncle]

DISTURBED! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE FRICKIN WEAPONS! ONLY THE FRICKIN ARMED FORCES DO, AND YOU'RE JUST A FRICKIN PIMPLY-FACED ADOLESCENT WHO PLAYS WITH HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY AND MAKES LOVE TO IT ALL NIGHT CUZ YOU'RE TOO FRICKIN COWARDLY AND REJECTED TO GET A FRICKIN DECENT GIRLFRIEND, YOU BLASTED MORON! NOW APOLOGIZE!

[BurtonRider911]

Ok? your the one making up a ton of different screen names sitting in front of your computer making false threats all day

[disturbed2]

Originally posted by Osama's Uncle
DISTURBED! YOU DON'T HAVE ANY OF THOSE FRICKIN WEAPONS! ONLY THE FRICKIN ARMED FORCES DO, AND YOU'RE JUST A FRICKIN PIMPLY-FACED ADOLESCENT WHO PLAYS WITH HIS COMPUTER ALL DAY AND MAKES LOVE TO IT ALL NIGHT CUZ YOU'RE TOO FRICKIN COWARDLY AND REJECTED TO GET A FRICKIN DECENT GIRLFRIEND, YOU BLASTED MORON! NOW APOLOGIZE!
my military does. your military is a bunch of psyco cannibal mudders that ride donkeys as a calvary! whats this? i dont have a gf? so what! im not the one making up osamas family all day making bullshit threats! do you think im scared of you motha fucker? if you are so big, why dont you come and bomb my friggen house? thats right you are too stupid to do so, you need your psyco family to take care of things dont you? my point exactly.

[Osama's Uncle]

WE ARE IN THE PROCEES OF FINDING AND KILLING YOUR FRICKIN FAMILY MEMBERS, DISTURBED. GIVE ME YOUR FRICKIN ADDRESS SO IT WILL BE EASIER FOR US. AND YOU DON'T HAVE A FRICKIN ARMY! UNLESS YOU COUNT THOSE GREEN PLASTIC SOLDIERS AS YOUR FRICKIN ARMY!

[disturbed2]

whats that smell, smells like a terd, no its osamas uncle. i wish the wind can come back *woosh* there it goes!

[Osama's Uncle]

FIRST OFF, IT'S TURD, NOT TERD, YOU FRICKIN IGNORANT MORON! SECOND OFF, THAT WASN'T A FRICKIN APOLOGY! AND THAT WASN'T A FRICKIN ADDRESS EITHER! TELL ME WHAT WE WANT TO FRICKIN HEAR, YOU BLASTED MORON!

[disturbed2]

it is called a typo we type fast sometimes. my adress is *woosh* wow isnt the wind amazing

[Osama's Uncle]

HOW IS THAT A FRICKIN TYPO? THE U KEY IS FOUR FRICKIN KEYS AWAY FROM THE FRICKIN E KEY, YOU MORON! AND YOU ARE STILL TOYING WITH ME, YOU FRICKIN TWIT! TELL ME YOUR ADDRESS AND APOLOGIZE SO YOU CAN DIE MORE EASILY!

[disturbed2]

do you ever give up? stop being a fag and admit that you are a computer junky that sits around the computer jerking off to animated porn.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Dont the people for where ever Osama is from speak a diff lang?! Maybe not --- I thought they did though --- Im confused!

[Osama's Uncle]

IN ANSWER TO THE WHORE'S FRICKIN QUESTION (WHO STILL HASN'T SINCERELY FRICKIN APOLOGIZED FOR HER LATEST FRICKIN CONSPIRACY ACT) WE CAN SPEAK ALL MAJOR FRICKIN LANGUAGES. AND FOR DISTURBED, YOUR FRICKIN INSULTS ARE ONLY MAKING THE TORTURE FOR YOUR FAMILIES ALL THE MORE PAINFUL AND HIDEOUS, YOU MORON. APOLOGIZE...

[disturbed2]

do you speek Indian? cuz thats a big language. lets hear some afgani toungue(sp)

[Osama's Uncle]

YOU HAVE STILL NOT FRICKIN APOLOGIZED, YOU MORONS! I AM GROWING EVER MORE FRICKIN IMPATIENT! AND IN ANSWER TO THE DISTURBED MORON, I WILL NOT DO YOU ANY FRICKIN FAVORS UNLESS YOU SINCERELY APOLOGIZE!

[Kanism]

disturbed...do us the favor of not playing with this imbecile any longer...it just clutters the board of posts that have actual content....thanks :)

[disturbed2]

im trying to shut him up but its not working im just going to try to ignore him. its just too hard! sorry for messing up the thread :p

[Osama's Uncle]

KANISM, YOU FRICKIN DOLT! HOW DARE YOU COAX THESE BLASTED MORONS INTO IGNORING US WITHOUT APOLOGIZING! YOU WILL BE FRICKIN SORRY, YOU FRICKIN HOMOSEXUAL MORON! AND DISTURBED, YOU WILL FRICKIN APOLOGIZE!

[chris_78660]

check this out for spanking a monkey...all you monkey lovers (http://www.joecartoon.com/pages/monkeylooker/)

EDIT: click on cartoons, then in the center window click next, then click on "monkey looker".....its worth the effort;)

[Kanism]

man, chris...that site hasn't been updated in God knows how long...still...funny stuff

[chris_78660]

that used to be where i would kill time 3 years ago at work...

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Oh man Oh man --- Joecartoon --- good times good times --- I used to be on that sight EVERYDAY lookin up funny shyte --- Now I am on here --- hehe. With all these nice wonderful loving people --- Well most of them anyway! My favorite on there HAS to be the Supa Flie series --- lol -- Oh god that shyte was funny!

[Osama's Uncle]

HELLO! ARE YOU MORONS FRICKIN BLIND? NONE OF YOU HAVE APOLOGIZED! DO SO NOW SO WE CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES WHEN WE KILL YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES!

[Tote]

LOL, these little boys kill me with there wanna-be important asses. It's a shame his parents are goobers and raised him without any morales. He probably has some fucked up disease that makes him unable to go outside and play with all the other little boys in his trailer park. Now run along junior, your mom needs some help carrying in "the" grocery bag. HAaHAhah......man, I am the shit!

P.S. Whoever said his military was a bunch of pyscho cannibals that ride donkeys, OMG HAhHAhAhAhAh, that shit made me laugh so hard dude. Besides, you know he is American, only Americans can talk shit and back it up, towel-heads know better.

[Tote]

Aside from that dumbass, this site is the shit, thanks Ebaum, your the shit, ya, I gotta take a shit :)

[Eminem]

if youre "the shit" tahts a compliment right?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

lmmfao Eminem --- I believe it is a compliment --- But why would anyone wanna be "the shit" Because Shit is nasty, round, stinks, and ugly --- So if you are "the shit" Stay AWAY from me!!!!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Eminem
if youre "the shit" tahts a compliment right?

for future reference:

the shit = good
pile of shit = bad

damn...I'm still current with all the hipster lingo! :p

[Eminem]

aight aight.... i gotcha now. but what does "sick" mean? like in that is some sick shit.... can it mean cool or doese it have to mean ill?

[Kanism]

oh..."ill"...now you're getting all "old school" on us, em ;)

actually, I think "sick shit" is just that...sick shit...disgusting...then again, I may be wrong...

[Eminem]

look:

i told this guy that i had an 8 pack.... and he replied "sick!".... does taht mean he was disgusted?

[Tote]

LMFAO, Jesus Christ kid, you need some help. the shit=good/ you are a piece of shit=bad/ you smell like shit=bad/HOLY SHIT=good or bad/man, I gotta take shit=good/

[Eminem]

i gotta take a shit is good?!!?! and i knew that "the shit" was good. i just wanted to know what he would say. damn guests

[disturbed2]

im confused???:confused: :confused: :confused:

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU RETARDED FRICKIN MORONS! STILL NONE OF YOU HAVE FRICKIN APOLOGIZED! YOU CAN'T JUST IGNORE ME AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITHOUT A FRICKIN APOLOGY, YOU BLASTED MORONS! APOLOGIZE NOW, OR YOUR DEAD FRICKIN RELATIVES WILL BE DUG UP AND ASS-RAPED!

[Osama's Uncle]

The previous message was said by me, but our frickin scriptors incorrectly labeled it. They will be executed.

[disturbed2]

how much do you pay the scriptors? im looking for a job(sarcastic)

[Osama's Uncle]

DO NOT USE FRICKIN SARCASM WITH ME, YOU MORON! YOU WILL ADDRESS ME DIRECTLY AND HONESTLY, YOU FRICKIN DOLT! YOU ARE IN ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH US ALREADY! DO YOU WANT US TO DIG YOUR FRICKIN DEAD RELATIVES UP AND ASS-RAPE THEM? APOLOGIZE NOW!

[Tote]

LOL, that lil' goober is STILL trying?!?! Anyway, Em, I was just jokin' with ya babe, heh, pipe down. Lil' sensitive to be on such a board arent you? Anyway, you cats have fun, im gonna go take a shit!

P.S. Osama dogg, you should give up on trying to be cool, its obvious you fail everytime, but, you might want to consider basket weaving as a hobby, I heard it pays well, and takes very little skill!

[Nima]

Here's the closest thing to an apology your gonna get:
Shut the fuck up, you dumbass preteen...

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

man oh man oh man --- when will the insanity end?! I cant believe this bullshyte --- and what I dont understand is how they are gonna ass rape our dead relatives --- Most of mine are skeletons by now --- If you like the skeleton ass shyte --- So be it!!!!

[Osama's Uncle]

NIMA, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE FOR THAT FRICKIN INSULT! TOTE, YOU HAVE YET TO APOLOGIZE, YOU MORON! DO SO NOW OR SUFFER THE FRICKIN WRATH OF THE OSAMA EMPIRE! FOR THE REST OF YOU, WE ARE NARROWING OUR SEARCHES FOR YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES.

[disturbed2]

anyone other than me tired of this shit?

[Osama's Uncle]

DISTURBED, THAT WAS NOT A FRICKIN APOLOGY, YOU MORON! TRY AGAIN!

[Nima]

I'm fucking tired of this shit, I say we just ignore him and let him say whatever he wants... Good idea? I think so, atleast on my part I'll let him blabber on and on like usual...

Do whatever the fuck you want to whoever's ass you want (especially you're boyfriends -- you homosexual)

And the apology you wanted?:

I'm sorry that you grew up to be such an asshole with nothing better to do than threaten others cause you were probably bullied in school... :rolleyes: :o :rolleyes:

[Osama's Uncle]

NIMA, WHAT YOU SAID WAS FRICKIN INSULTING AND UNORIGINAL. I LAUGH AT YOUR PATHETIC FRICKIN ATTEMPTS TO INSULT ME. IF YOU WILL NOT APOLOGIZE, YOU FRICKIN DOLT, THEN YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES WILL BE MAIMED AND TORTURED ALONG WITH THE REST OF THOSE WHO CHOSE TO GET ON THE BAD SIDE OF THE OSAMA DYNASTY!

[Tote]

yeah

*looks around*........................................... .................................................. .................................................. ..................*makes sure no one is coming up the stairs*........................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ..*and says* " FUCK" te he he, I said a cuss word and my mommy didn't catch me, te he he

[Osama's Uncle]

I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR FRICKIN APOLOGIES, YOU MORONS! AND TOTE, WHATEVER THAT WAS YOU FRICKIN SAID, IT WASN'T A FRICKIN APOLOGY, YOU MORON!

[disturbed2]

english class anyone? *looks around* no takers... oh well

[Tote]

This one time, I banged a girl, ya...

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Tote
This one time, I banged a girl, ya...

ahhhh...a work of fiction is in progress...who ya kidding kid...the only girl you know is your mom, and even she doesn't acknowledge you in public

[Osama's Uncle]

YOU FRICKIN MORONS ARE PATHETIC! NOT ONE OF YOU FRICKIN INSOLENT TWITS HAS APOLOGIZED FOR YOUR WRONGFUL DEEDS. YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES ARE BEING FOUND, AND WHEN WE FIND THEM ALL, THEY WILL SUFFER OUR FRICKIN WRATH! APOLOGIZE NOW IF YOU WISH US TO FEEL BETTER AS WE MAIM YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES.

[PapaSmurf]

My score 3567, its just luck and how screwed ur computer is, thankfully my mouse is nakered, so.................. 3567, has anyone got higher?

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

heh -- I like your name PapaSmurf!!!

[Osama's Uncle]

HELLO? WHY HAVE YOU MORONS REFUSED TO FRICKIN APOLOGIZED? APPARENTLY, YOU DO NOT FRICKIN CARE ABOUT HOW WE FEEL AS WE KILL YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES. WE WON'T FRICKIN ACCEPT THAT, YOU BLASTED MORONS! APOLOGIZE!

[Tote]

LMFAO@Kanism............I gotta use that, but on the real, one time, I farted on this bitch, it was cool, ya

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, YOU BLASTED MORON! YOU HAVE YET TO FRICKIN APOLOGIZE! DO SO NOW! SAME GOES FOR THE REST OF YOU BLASTED MORONS!

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Tote
LMFAO@Kanism............I gotta use that, but on the real, one time, I farted on this bitch, it was cool, ya

hah hah hah...chicks like the gas...especially in the face...remember that :rolleyes:

cool, you take the insults in stride...yer okay, kid

[Tote]

lol..................well, if ya dish em out, ya gotta be able to take em, sometimes it just be's like dat. Osama's Uncle, dont you have something better to do, like beat off on Barbie dolls? Your a dumbass man, dont you know that the admin to this website views the IP address of every single person that post? And even if you WERE a relative of Bin Laden, dont you think the admin would have reported it by now to the military? THAT'S how we know your just a dumb little kid, playing around on daddy's computer. The REAL reason you are upset is because your white trash family had to sell your little sister into slavery to afford that piece of shit you type on, that CONTRAPTION you call a computer. The only reason you USE the computer, is to get the heat from it to warm up the ol' trailer. Your mom cooks on it and also uses it as a dryer. THAT'S why you always post on here, you are surrounded by clothes from the salvation army and can not get out. But listen, I'm gonna help you get out! It's gonna be tricky, but I think I can walk you through it. Look at the top of the pile....you see that retro 80's green and orange looking vest? Put it on, its gonna get you through the fire you are about to start. Now, lights the clothes on fire, your gonna burn a bit, so you'll have to dive into that hole in your backyard that your dad dug, I mean, your swimming pool, to extinguish the flames. I know man, I know its gonna be toughm but you have to do it, do it for your sister.

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, YOU FRICKIN MORON, WHILE YOUR INSULTING COMMENTS WERE NOT A BAD EFFORT FOR A PATHETIC TEEN COMPUTER FREAK WHOSE GIRLFRIEND IS THE HARDDRIVE, I WILL TAKE OFFENSE TO YOUR FRICKIN DABBLE! YOU CAN NO LONGER APOLOGIZE TO SAVE YOUR FRICKIN FAMILY. THEY WILL SOON BE FRICKIN HISTORY. BUT YOU CAN STILL FRICKIN APOLOGIZE TO ENABLE THEM AND YOURSELF TO BE ADMITTED INTO HEAVEN. APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU BLASTED MORON!

[Tote]

can I touch your balls?

[Caveman]

How do u guys get such high scores? The most I could get was 1008

[Tote]

Im not sure how they do it, but then again, all I know how to do is this.........

http://www.angelfire.com/va3/total/magician.html

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, I JUST WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I'VE BEEN ACTING. YOUR RIGHT, MY FAMILY DOESNT HAVE ANY MONEY, AND I AM UPSET ABOUT IT. I WILL NEVER TALK SHIT AGAIN, ALL IT DOES IS MAKE ME LOOK STUPID.

[Tote]

Aww

[Osama's Uncle]

YOU PATHETIC FOOLS! WHOEVER THAT FRICKIN WAS WHO IMITATED ME WILL APOLOGIZE NOW! THAT IS THE HIGHEST LEVEL OF OFFENSE! YOU WILL BE KILLED FOR SUCH A FRICKIN ACT! NO ONE PRETENDS TO BE A MEMBER OF THE OSAMA DYNASTY! TOTE, YOU HAVE YET TO FRICKIN APOLOGIZE SO WE CAN FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES AS WE RAPE YOUR FRICKIN RELATIVES! THE OSAMA DYNASTY WILL NOT BE IGNORED NOR MADE FUN OF! FRICKIN APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU BLASTED MORONS!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Man Tote --- that shyte was funny --- Im to lazy to quote it and you know what I am talkin bout --- hahaha! Good job yo!

[Tote]

lol, thx. Aww, its ol Osama, I know it was you, and apology is accepted........(*grins*)

[Tote]

ol = ok

[Osama's Uncle]

ONCE AGAIN, IT IS ME, THE REAL OSAMA'S UNCLE. I DONT KNOW WHO IS COPYING ME TRYING TO KEEP THIS ARGUMENT GOING, BUT I'VE HAD ENOUGH, SO PLEASE STOP. I CRIED ALL LAST NIGHT THINKING ABUT HOW I AM GONNA GET OUT OF THIS PILE OF CLOTHES WITHOUT BURNING MYSELF, NO ONE HAS EVERY TRIED TO HELP ME GET OUT BEFORE. THX TOTE, YOUR THE SHIT.

[Osama's Uncle]

YOU HAVE YET TO FRICKIN APOLOGIZE, YOU MORON! I AM GETTING TIRED OF YOUR FRICKIN INSOLENCE! APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU FRICKIN DOLT SO WE CAN FEEL BETTER WHEN YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES ARE MAIMED!

[Osama's Uncle]

AND WHOEVER IS IMITATING ME WILL FRICKIN APOLOGIZE AS WELL! NOBODY IMITATES A MEMBER OF THE OSAMA DYNASTY! TOTE, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE, YOU FRICKIN PRICK!

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, SERIOUSLY, I WAS JUST WONDERING IF I COULD BLOW YOU, YOU SOUND LIKE YOUR DELICIOUS. YA

[Tote]

Well.......................I dunno man, my saying is, "There's no age or sex on an asshole or mouth" so sure, I guess you can! HAAhHAhAhhAhh.....man, if I was anymore the shit, I'd be stankin'.

[Tote]

Originally posted by Osama's Uncle
YOU HAVE YET TO FRICKIN APOLOGIZE, YOU MORON! I AM GETTING TIRED OF YOUR FRICKIN INSOLENCE! APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU FRICKIN DOLT SO WE CAN FEEL BETTER WHEN YOUR FRICKIN FAMILIES ARE MAIMED!


I only have one frickin family, I dont have families. See, that's also how I know you live in a trailer with your moms side of the family AND your dad's side. Man, I hope you guys have a double wide! LMFAO

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

oh jeez ---- Tote --- Your posts may be funny --- But all it is doing is making this guy blab more --- Why dont you let it go already and ignore him like the majority of the people?! I am so sick of him!

[Tote]

Hah....well, I know what your saying, and it seems like the logical thing to do, but, you see, I would like to "correct" this disturbed little boy. If we let him ramble on and just keep going, he'll feel like he's accomplished something, all I am trying to do is show him he's not very smart, or intimidating, and that he should give up on trying to be, thats all.......

[Osama's Uncle]

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU PATHETIC FOOL, TOTE. FIRST, YOU FRICKIN INSULT ME. THEN YOU FRICKIN PRETEND TO BE ME AND SAY RETARDED BULLHOCKEY WHICH ONLY INSULTS ME MORE. YOUR ATTEMPTS TO INTIMIDATE ME ARE FRICKIN FRUITLESS, YOU PATHETIC FRICKIN TWIT! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR MISDEEDS NOW AND CEASE WITH THIS FRICKIN FOOLERY! THE SAME GOES FOR THE WHORE AND THE OTHERS WHO HAVE FAILED TO APOLOGIZE TO AND RESPECT THE OSAMA EMPIRE! KANISM, GUY, CHRIS, M&M'S, GREENLEE, DISTURBED, AND THE REST, APOLOGIZE!
AND IF ANYONE FRICKIN IMITATES A MEMBER OF THE OSAMA LEGACY AGAIN, MY NEPHEW WILL BE FORCED TO INTERVENE!

[Tote]

ya

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, THAT WASN'T A FRICKIN APOLOGY! APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU FRICKIN MORON!

[Tote]

Can i touch your balls? That would be swell!

[Osama's Uncle]

WELL FRICKIN, I NEVER REALLY FRICKIN THOUGHT ABOUT IT, BUT, I WOULD FRICKIN LOVE FOR A BOY TO TOUCH MY BALLS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO EXPERIENCE FRICKIN ANAL SEX. MY DAD TRIED IT ON ME A COUPLE MONTHS BACK, BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT THAT MUCH, DUE TO HIS SMALL PENIS SIZE. AND YES TOTE, I KNOW YOUR GOING TO ASK "WAS HIS PENIS SIZE HERIDITARY" THE ANSWER IS YES, I WAS CURSED WITH A VAGINA-LIKE PENIS OK!!! NOW PLEASE, NO MORE JOKES, IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IF YOU KEEP NATIONALLY HUMILIATING ME, JUST PLAY WITH MY BALLS.....PWEASEEEEE!!!!

[Tote]

Will do cap'n,.............will do.

[Osama's Uncle]

TOTE, YOU PATHETIC FOOL! I FRICKIN WARNED YOU ABOUT IMITATING ME AND YOU STILL FRICKIN DID IT, YOU DUMB FREAK! IT SHALL BE KNOWN FOR ANYONE WHOSE FRICKIN INTELLIGENCE IS SUBPAR THAT THE PREVIOUS FRICKIN MESSAGE WAS NOT MINE. IT WAS THIS FRICKIN DOLT, TOTE, PRETENDING TO BE ME AND ACTING AS IF I AM A COMPLETE MORON. TOTE, YOU FRICKIN TWIT! YOU WILL PAY EVER MORE FRICKIN DEARLY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! WE WILL USE EVERY THINKABLE METHOD OF TORTURE TO MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY! AS I WARNED BEFORE, MY NEPHEW WILL INTERVENE.

[Osama's Cousin]

Tote, you fucking faggot. I cannot fucking believe you insulted the Osama Dynasty the way in which you did. Nobody, and I mean nobody pretends to be a member of the Osama empire! You and your entire family will fucking pay for your misdeeds, you fucking homosexual faggot! You wanna play with my balls? How about I fucking cut yours off and make you eat them, you fucking homosexual faggot. You will apologize immediately to the entire Osama Dynasty for your insults.

[Kanism]

Originally posted by Tote
Hah....well, I know what your saying, and it seems like the logical thing to do, but, you see, I would like to "correct" this disturbed little boy. If we let him ramble on and just keep going, he'll feel like he's accomplished something, all I am trying to do is show him he's not very smart, or intimidating, and that he should give up on trying to be, thats all.......

actually, that's where you are wrong tote...ya see...this fucktard and those of his ilk (i.e. donkie and deadpool) are what we refer to as attention whores...they come into forums and stir up shit just to get somebody....anybody to exchange dialogue with them...and the more reaction they get, the happier they are and the more they berate and annoy...so, logic would dictate that by ignoring them, they would have nothing to whore off of and would eventually disappear...so, best thing for all to do is just ignore and go on our lives a lot happier knowing that we really aren't the dumbest people in existence...

also, go ahead and register on the site...come...join the dark side :)

[Osama's Cousin]

Kanism, you fucking gay homosexual faggot! For the last time, STOP TRYING TO MAKE THESE PEOPLE IGNORE THE OSAMA DYNASTY! You don't even have the fucking courage to answer us anymore, you fucking retard. You just go around telling everybody how to conspire against the Osama Dynasty. What the fuck is your fucking problem? You need to learn how to apologize to those who have more power than you, you delinquent faggot. I am not a fucking kid nor a fucking attention whore, you ignorant fucking fools! None of us are! RESPECT FOR THE OSAMA LEGACY, EVERYONE!

[Tote]

ok, no more poo-poo talk.

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Poo poo ---- *Giggles* That is such a funny word!

[Osama's Cousin]

Tote, you fucking retarded faggot! What the fuck is going on in that immature head of yours? Why the fucking hell have you not apologized yet? DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE FUCKING DEALING WITH? The Osama Dynasty demands respect, you ignorant fucking faggot! Apologize NOW, so we can feel better about ourselves as we tear apart your family members. It really is not too much to fucking ask. It's for your own fucking good.
And as for the whore, you need to fucking realize that this is not a joking matter. You fucking treat us like we are children! That is a very high level of insult that we take seriously! Apologize now for your rudeness to the Osama Legacy, you demented fucking faggot-whore!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

WTF did I say?! I just said that poo poo was a funny word --- I wasnt even fucking talking to you Osama... Chill out!!!!!!!

[Osama's Cousin]

That is beside the point, you fucking whore! You still have not apologized for the conspiracy acts and rude comments you have previously made. Do so now! The same is for you Tote, and the rest of you fucking faggots who have disrespected the Osama Empire!

[Osama's Cousin]

Are you pathetic fucking fools blind or something? You still have refused to fucking apolgize, you demented fucking faggots! Do so immediately! THE OSAMA DYNASTY WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

[Osama's Cousin]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? APOLOGIZE! YOU ARE NOT BLIND! WE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

[BurtonRider911]

shut up!!!

[KeaneBean]

*raves* :cool:

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Damn it you all messed it up....I was wanting to see how many times he would post with out anyone responding to him.

[KeaneBean]

oh right,i just shoved that stupid post in there cause i was bored.I am sorry...can you ever forgive me? :(

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

I guess so..... just this once!!!!!!!!!

[KeaneBean]

:D..........great thanks.It wont happen again mam.

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU FOOLS! YOU CONTINUE TO DISRESPECT ME! WHOREGIRL, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! STOP TELLING THESE LOSERS TO IGNORE ME! THE OSAMA DYNSTY CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE IGNORED! AND KEANEBEAN! YOU WILL FUCKING APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR RUDE COMMENT, YOU BRAINLESS FUCKING FAGGOT! THE REST OF YOU HAVE NOT YET APOLOGIZED! DO SO NOW!

[ToteHPT]

shhhhh

[Osama's Cousin]

TOTEPHT, YOU WILL NOT TELL ME TO QUIET MYSELF AT A TIME LIKE THIS, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING AUTHORITY THAT I KNOW OF! THE OSAMA LEGACY WILL NOT QUIET UNTIL IT GETS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES! WE DEMAND APOLOGIES FROM EVERYONE WHO HAS FUCKING INSULTED US! DO SO NOW!

[BurtonRider911]

lol john is that you

[Osama's Cousin]

My name is not fucking John. My name is Abdul. But you may call me Osama's Uncle. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU FUCKING INSULTEES, RESPECT US AND APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU GODAWFUL FAGGOTS!

[Osama's Cousin]

My name is not fucking John. My name is Abdul. But you may call me Osama's Cousin. AS FOR THE REST OF YOU FUCKING INSULTEES, RESPECT US AND APOLOGIZE NOW, YOU GODAWFUL FAGGOTS!

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU FORSAKEN FUCKING FAGGOTS! STILL YOU FAIL TO APOLOGIZE TO US! DO SO NOW OR FEEL OUR WRATH! THE OSAMA DYNASTY WILL NOT BE IGNORED!

[ToteHPT]

shhhhhhh

[Osama's Cousin]

AGAIN YOU ATTEMPT TO SUSH ME, TOTEPHT, YOU FUCKING FOOL! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATELY FOR DISRESPECTING ME, AS YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED THE ENTIRE OSAMA EMPIRE! AND THE REST OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WILL APOLOGIZE ALSO! THIS IS NOT A GAME! WE HAVE NARROWED OUR SEARCHES ON YOUR FAMILIES' WHEREABOUTS! GIVE US YOUR APOLOGIES BEFORE IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE!

[Baby_Zeus]

Good God. This Osama's Cousin guy is really fuckin serious about something. Who spends time obsessing this much about apologies? News flash, Osama's Cousin! You're most likely never going to receive your apologies!

[gUy]

i cant take this shit

OSama fuck you and fuckin generation. i have said tis before to you but ur tiny shitty as brain(or if you have 1) cant get da god dam fuckin message.

FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!

need i say more?

[ToteHPT]

Originally posted by Osama's Cousin
AGAIN YOU ATTEMPT TO SUSH ME, TOTEPHT

Once again, you misspelled my name, now..........shhhhh

[ToteHPT]

NOTE* To the members of this board............. Just leave this thread to Osama, I know I said I'd leave him alone, but he's just so easy to pick on, I have too much fun.......sowwy:(

[Osama's Cousin]

TOTEPHT, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! YOU WILL NOT DISRESPECT ME! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER?! YOU ARE NOT PICKING ON ME. YOUR INSULTING IS NOTHING BUT A SIGN YOU WANT TO DIE! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE IMMEDIATLEY FOR YOUR CONSPIRING ACTS, YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT! NO ONE IGNORES THE OSAMA DYNASTY!
AND BABYZEUS, YOU WILL NOT GIVE THESE FAGGOTS FUCKING HINTS! THEY WILL APOLOGIZE, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!

[gUy]

u no i always get a good laugh at osama. i think hes really mrs.beckham cuz i always get a good laugh. sorry totehpt i just had to pic on him.

PEOPLE LETS HAVE A BET HOW MANY TIMES WILL OSAMA POST, WITHOUT OUT ANY1 TALKING 2 HIM???

AFTER THE 5TH PERSON BETS, NO ONE TALK



IGUESS 3

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

No no no.... Not 3... Cause there was a while he wasnt getting talked to and he posted 4 er so times... I am betting 10!!!!

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU FUCKING FOOLS! YOU STILL CONSPIRE TO IGNORE ME! THE OSAMA DYNASTY WILL NOT BE IGNORED! THE OSAMA DYNASTY CANNOT BE IGNORED! WE WILL ACQUIRE THE RESPECT WE DEMAND! ALL WHO HAVE PAID TREACHERY TO US WILL APOLOGIZE! DO SO IMMEDIATELY, AND STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH US!

[BurtonRider911]

im betting 6

[Osama's Cousin]

HOW DARE YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS CONTINUE WITH YOUR CONSPIRACIES! YOU WILL BE AVENGED! WE WILL HAVE OUR DAY! APOLOGIZE NOW AND CEASE WITH THIS USELESS BABBLE! WE DEMAND RESPECT, AND WE WILL GET IT! THE OSAMA LEGACY GETS WHAT IT WANTS!

[ToteHPT]

This guy is starting to make me horney

[ToteHPT]

and when I get horney, I start fucking things, like toasters...

[Eminem]

making me horny too....

gotta pull out that Anne Malle strip tease. but, ill pass on the toaster thing. what elase do ya fuck?

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOTS! YOU SAY SUCH STUPID, FOOLISH THINGS AND YET YOU DON'T APOLOGIZE! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK ARE YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? ARE YOU ALL JUST FUCKING STUPID? STOP TOYING WITH ME AND APOLOGIZE THIS INSTANT!

[SeXaYrEdHeAd03]

Originally posted by Eminem
making me horny too....

gotta pull out that Anne Malle strip tease. but, ill pass on the toaster thing. what elase do ya fuck?

I'll fuck anything that walks!!!

[gUy]

LOOL

[ToteHPT]

One time I fucked a rabid squirrel,...lil fucker scratched meh balls

[Osama's Cousin]

BOO! NOW HAVE I GOT YOUR FUCKING ATTENTION?! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS! WE DEMAND RESPECT! APOLOGIZE NOW! YOU ARE ONLY DELAYING THE INEVITABLE! THE OSAMA DYNASTY CANNOT BE IGNORED!

[Truerussian558]

if the osama people are the same ppl why not ban their ip. i know that these boards are able to ban ips so why not do it because the little fuckers are annoying and dumb

[Osama's Cousin]

HOW DARE YOU THREATEN US, YOU RUSSIAN FAGGOT! YOU WILL APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR DISRESPECT IMMEDIATELY! NO ONE CONSPIRES ABOUT THE OSAMA EMPIRE! NO ONE! ALL YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WILL APOLOGIZE!

[Eminem]

i dont think you can ban guests... or maybe eBaum is etching us a lesson. never argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level and then beat you with expirience

[gUy]

Originally posted by ToteHPT
One time I fucked a rabid squirrel,...lil fucker scratched meh balls

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA fuckin funny how u catch da squirrel??
(ignoring Osama)

[Osama's Cousin]

YOU WILL NOT IGNORE ME, GUY! YOU HAVE NOT YET APOLOGIZED! YOU WILL DO SO NOW! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?! ALL OF YOU FUCKING RETARDED FOOLS WILL APOLOGIZE TO US IMMEDIATELY!

[ToteHPT]

Welp, i ran over it, over its head...........so its ass was still nice and fuckable, it felt so good man, almost as good as fucking that beer can I just set down, lil fucking tab scratched meh balls...

[Osama's Cousin]

THIS IS PATHETIC, ALL OF YOU FUCKING GAY FAGGOTS! TOTEPHT, YOU FUCKING RETARDED FOOL, YOU WILL NOT IGNORE ME! YOU WILL NOT IGNORE ANY MEMBER OF THE OSAMA LEGACY! WE CANNOT BE IGNORED, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING FOOL! APOLOGIZE NOW FOR YOUR TREACHERY! ALL OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS WILL APOLOGIZE! IT IS YOUR DESTINY!

[ToteHPT]

oh ya...........keep talking dirty to me daddy Osama, my dick is soooo god damn hard, its like, really hard, like, think of something that is really hard, and thats how hard it is....

[Osama's Cousin]

SO, TOTEPHT, YOU ARE TRULY A HOMOSEXUAL FUCKING FAGGOT. IT'S NOT MY CONCERN THAT YOU BECOME FUCKING AROUSED BY MALES, BUT YOU WILL STILL APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR MISDEEDS! AND DON'T FUCKING HIT ON ME, YOU GAY FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT! I AM NOT A FAGGOT LIKE YOU! ALL OF YOU, APOLOGIZE NOW!

[Eminem]

Originally posted by Osama's Cousin
IT IS YOUR DESTINY!


i thought we get to choose our own destiny.... who lied to ya biatch?..... and keep talking, my dick is still flaccid (sp)

[ToteHPT]

HAHAAHA, mmmmmm I love lil dirty sand boys with diapers on their heads, keep talking, its just about detination time ahhhhhhh

[ToteHPT]

*Spanking the peep saying* T-minus 9.....8.......7........6......oh god, just post one more time so I can get mine.....5.....4

[Osama's Cousin]

YOUR ATTEMPTS AT BEING STUPID JUST MAKE ME LAUGH. YOU ACT LIKE FUCKING FOOLS AND THINK I WILL FORGET ABOUT WHAT YOU OWE ME, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. YOU WILL ALL APOLOGIZE TO ME FOR YOUR TREACHEROUS WAYS! DO NOT SWALLOW YOUR OWN SOULS BY CHANGING THE FUCKING SUBJECT! WE WILL HAVE OUR RESPECT! APOLOGIZE! FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!

[Truerussian558]

osomas cousin you are a fucking retard.
neway you CAN ban guests but not directly you can ban their IP. so that they can't post in these forums if they use the same computer.

on a side note i'm making my personalized avatar (different from other forums) for this forum and i just wanted to know what the maximum size is for the avatars, AND the maximum sig size (i think usually the sigs are 468 x 70)

[ToteHPT]

3........2..........1....................*squirt* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I knew ya wouldn't let me down.....thx pal, maybe we could be fuck buddies one day....you just helped me out so damn much....I think I......I think I.....I think I am falling in LOVE with you Osama....yes....thats what it is, our little on-line relationship has taken another step, please, come to my house, I wanna make a baby...we'll name it Sam... I like Sam

[chris_78660]

Originally posted by Truerussian558
on a side note i'm making my personalized avatar (different from other forums) for this forum and i just wanted to know what the maximum size is for the avatars, AND the maximum sig size (i think usually the sigs are 468 x 70)

there are no sigs allowed here....but the MAX size for an avatar is a meager 50x50....almost need a magnifing glass

[Truerussian558]

damn 50 x 50 is a tad small so i guess animated avatars are gonna be hard to read to i gues i'll do a cool still one :cool:

[Eminem]

my avatar is the best small pic of em i oculd find.... i like it anyways