why mince never got laid

[Itsamadhouse12]

ok so three guys are sitting at a table talking, one of them says: "im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest hands" another one says "oh yeah well im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest ears!" and the third one says "OH YEAH, im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest penis!"

the next week...

sure enough they got in, the guy with the smallest... hands got in and said "told you so, to the guys"

the guy with the smallest.... ears got in and said "WHAT?"

and the guy who entered for the smallest penis said "who the fuck is mince?"

The end

[Sleek]

ok so three guys are sitting at a table talking, one of them says: "im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest hands" another one says "oh yeah well im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest ears!" and the third one says "OH YEAH, im gonna go in the guiness world records for smallest penis!"

the next week...

sure enough they got in, the guy with the smallest... hands got in and said "told you so, to the guys"

the guy with the smallest.... ears got in and said "WHAT?"

and the guy who entered for the smallest penis said "who the fuck is mince?"

The end

not bad, not bad.

[Trevi626]

Aside from the random grammar mistakes, it wasn't that bad lol.

[Hemlock]

I just dont get it ... is it cos Im British ?

[evil joe]

I just dont get it ... is it cos Im British ?

Mince is a member here. He used to be the site virgin before he started having sex with high-class hookers. The one guy comes back from the world record place and he finds out that he can't win for smallest penis because someone named 'Mince' is the record holder. :wave:

[kingofallmedia]

lulz pretty good

[Krippled By Kush]

hahaha that was awesome. kudos to you.

[brdispatch05]

uhhh I actually posted that joke here about 8 months ago..... ass

[drawinger]

lol halarious

[Leesin]

lool poor mince

[Hemlock]

Mince is a member here. He used to be the site virgin before he started having sex with high-class hookers. The one guy comes back from the world record place and he finds out that he can't win for smallest penis because someone named 'Mince' is the record holder. :wave:

lmao ! Cheers, now I get it !

[mince]

You people make me sick!

good jk though.

[psychotic n00b]

uhhh I actually posted that joke here about 8 months ago..... ass

i remember that. i laughed more at your joke than this guys.

if that helps you in any way

[Hemlock]

You people make me sick!

good jk though.

Sorry Mince, its just life, if its any consolation my last girlfriend used to call me 'Justin' for obvious reasons and the one before her ... '2 stroke'.

[Itsamadhouse12]

uhhh I actually posted that joke here about 8 months ago..... ass

i wasn't here 8 months ago :rollseyes