New Chat!!! Garbage, Complete And Utter Garbage

[WEtakinOVER]

k im sure u all know that the chat has changed and i know ur not happy, i figured out how to use the old chat but im not sure if every1 knows... so im sure alot of ppl rnt goin 2 b on.... and also the new chat doesnt even work 4 me.... it says its loading then it just goes 2 a blank screen. i really dont want to even use the new chat because its different ppl bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing.... EBAUM PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT TO UR USERS AND CHANGE IT BACK. AND NOT TO MENTION I ENJOY THE SITE BUT NOW WHEN IM BORED THERES ONE LESS REASON THAT WILL DRAW ME TO GO TO UR SITE. IM SURE IM NOT ALONE

[catgarvin]

You've stated your case, but now you're starting to spam. One thread is enough.

Why not just sign up?

[Rick Derris]

k im sure u all know that the chat has changed and i know ur not happy, i figured out how to use the old chat but im not sure if every1 knows... so im sure alot of ppl rnt goin 2 b on.... and also the new chat doesnt even work 4 me.... it says its loading then it just goes 2 a blank screen. i really dont want to even use the new chat because its different ppl bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing.... EBAUM PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT TO UR USERS AND CHANGE IT BACK. AND NOT TO MENTION I ENJOY THE SITE BUT NOW WHEN IM BORED THERES ONE LESS REASON THAT WILL DRAW ME TO GO TO UR SITE. IM SURE IM NOT ALONE

Time to dust off my Holy Shiter decoder...

Translation:

OK, I'm sure you all know that the chat has been changed, and I know you're not happy. I figured out how to use such a simple Java based chat applet such as it. Hell, even a toddler could figure it out, but now, I'm not sure if everyone knows how. So, I'm sure a lot of people aren't going to be on because they're too fucking retarded to click a button and type some letters. But alas, the new chat doesn't work for me. It says it's loading, but then it just goes to a blank screen. I don't even want to use this new chat because I'm too fucking retarded to realize that I'm missing a plugin. I really don't even want to use the new chat, because it's different. Momma says that change is bad and I should stick to what I know...

syntax error... {ppl bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing....}

Indecipherable...

Mr. Bauman, please have some respect for your users and change it back to the way we want it. I do enjoy the site, but now when I'm bored, I have to say 'fuck eBaum's' and readily insert two digits into my anal cavity. I'm pretty sure I'm alone on this one.

Holy shit, that almost broke the translator. I should have wrath on your soul.

[ouchies]

I hate it also. Bring the old chat back.

[WEtakinOVER]

Time to dust off my Holy Shiter decoder...

Translation:

OK, I'm sure you all know that the chat has been changed, and I know you're not happy. I figured out how to use such a simple Java based chat applet such as it. Hell, even a toddler could figure it out, but now, I'm not sure if everyone knows how. So, I'm sure a lot of people aren't going to be on because they're too fucking retarded to click a button and type some letters. But alas, the new chat doesn't work for me. It says it's loading, but then it just goes to a blank screen. I don't even want to use this new chat because I'm too fucking retarded to realize that I'm missing a plugin. I really don't even want to use the new chat, because it's different. Momma says that change is bad and I should stick to what I know...

syntax error... {ppl bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing....}

Indecipherable...

Mr. Bauman, please have some respect for your users and change it back to the way we want it. I do enjoy the site, but now when I'm bored, I have to say 'fuck eBaum's' and readily insert two digits into my anal cavity. I'm pretty sure I'm alone on this one.

Holy shit, that almost broke the translator. I should have wrath on your soul.
ok so yea.... why dont u look for a life for sale or sumthing.... wut did u spend 42 mins on botching fine internet slang? incase u havent noticed ppl on the internet have reluctance 2 writing complete words; netherless complete sentences...this is not english class geez.... and btw i see u need assistance to figure out a couple simple sentences... dont worry im cool wih helpin our common sence lackin ppl...

here is my "indecipherable" passage converted to ur terms:

I, a common citizen of our great community, have the possession of a trait known as reluctance towards forming in participation in the more recent replacement contributing towards the accretion labeled as "live chat." My analysis concludes that the individuals that are concomitant in the regenerated chat happen to be dissimular to those in the familiar unit. The abutment that i acquire is as follows: in order to socialize in the neoteric configuration you have to be a registered member of database belonging to the domain called ebaumsworld.com; while contrary if one has the desire to preform in a communicative event in the conventional essembly it is prerequiste for that being to beget a personal identification username using the enterprise recognized as userplane (userplane is the premier provider of communication software for online communities). Ergo, if the affilates of the dissimular units are conjointly indifferent the users are likely, but not limited to, to have the possession of different identification sectors.


ok .... the above is a definition of what normal ppl can understand... below is what i said b4... not many ppl would have trouble with such fimiliar words other than you obviously...

"i really dont want to even use the new chat because its different members... bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing" (thats what normal ppl ,except u, can understand)

and btw... obviously u need more mental experience to realize that im not saying that sum ppl dont know how to use the chat, im saying some ppl dont know how to access the old chat since the link to it has been revised...

pwnd :)

and also, heres a link to access to old chat directly from userplane (if ebaumsworld.com/chat.html ever doesnt work in the future: http://www.userplane.com/chatlite/directory/detail.cfm?app_str=ch&guid=87FF43AC-F4D3-408E-BE9D-5DB03909F2F2

[talking head19]

im done giving u hits ebaums ur nothing but an evil empire, show respect for your users and give us our chat back or ill have no incentive to visit ur shitty site, theres plenty of other sites with videos and fucking forums. u just wana cut userplane out. suck my cock ebaums. im done with ur shit.

[Rick Derris]

ok so yea.... why dont u look for a life for sale or sumthing.... wut did u spend 42 mins on botching fine internet slang? incase u havent noticed ppl on the internet have reluctance 2 writing complete words; netherless complete sentences...this is not english class geez.... and btw i see u need assistance to figure out a couple simple sentences... dont worry im cool wih helpin our common sence lackin ppl...

here is my "indecipherable" passage converted to ur terms:

I, a common citizen of our great community, have the possession of a trait known as reluctance towards forming in participation in the more recent replacement contributing towards the accretion labeled as "live chat." My analysis concludes that the individuals that are concomitant in the regenerated chat happen to be dissimular to those in the familiar unit. The abutment that i acquire is as follows: in order to socialize in the neoteric configuration you have to be a registered member of database belonging to the domain called ebaumsworld.com; while contrary if one has the desire to preform in a communicative event in the conventional essembly it is prerequiste for that being to beget a personal identification username using the enterprise recognized as userplane (userplane is the premier provider of communication software for online communities). Ergo, if the affilates of the dissimular units are conjointly indifferent the users are likely, but not limited to, to have the possession of different identification sectors.


ok .... the above is a definition of what normal ppl can understand... below is what i said b4... not many ppl would have trouble with such fimiliar words other than you obviously...

"i really dont want to even use the new chat because its different members... bc its ur ebuam id not ur userplane id/// so its a whole different thing" (thats what normal ppl ,except u, can understand)

and btw... obviously u need more mental experience to realize that im not saying that sum ppl dont know how to use the chat, im saying some ppl dont know how to access the old chat since the link to it has been revised...

pwnd :)

and also, heres a link to access to old chat directly from userplane (if ebaumsworld.com/chat.html ever doesnt work in the future: http://www.userplane.com/chatlite/directory/detail.cfm?app_str=ch&guid=87FF43AC-F4D3-408E-BE9D-5DB03909F2F2

Dude, it took literally 45 seconds. Not sure where you get 42 minutes from. I'm sorry you had to write all that.

[WEtakinOVER]

ohh thats y u read over 1/2 of it wrong...lol

[Refuse]

I, a common citizen of our great community, am in possession of a trait that which can be described as a reluctancy towards forming in participation(doesn't make sense) in the more recent replacement contributing towards the accretion labeled as "live chat." My analysis concludes (removed "that") the individuals that are concomitant in the regenerated chat happen to be dissimilar to those in the familiar unit. The abutment that i acquire is as follows: in order to socialize in the neoterical configuration, you have to be a registered member of the database belonging to the domain (Removed, "called") "Ebaumsworld.com"; while (bad use of thesaurus, "contrary" in this context doesn't make sense) if one has the desire to preform in a communicative event in the conventional assembly it is (remove, "for that")prerequisite being to beget a personal identification username using the enterprise recognized as userplane (userplane is the premier provider of communication software for online communities). Ergo, if the affilates of the dissimular units are conjointly indifferent the users are likely, but not limited to, to have the possession of different identification sectors.


ok .... the above is a definition of what normal ppl can understand... below is what i said b4... not many ppl would have trouble with such fimiliar words other than you obviously...



I tried to help you out by making corrections, seen in red, but I had to give up. I don't have the time.

You tried, but failed.

[okwedc]

I tried to help you out by making corrections, seen in red, but I had to give up. I don't have the time.

You tried, but failed.

you are a homo dis is intanet not englihs classs

[Refuse]

you are a homo dis is intanet not englihs classs

No shit dumbass.
Try reading the thread next time.
He was trying to be a smart ass by being as bombastic as possible but failed.


Btw, it's pretty hard for people to take you seriously when you call them a homo while sporting an avatar of some queer in a pink hat.

[The_Jag]

The Chat had turned to shite anywho....so wash ya hands and turn the page!
I like the Forumns better these days, less pervs and more laughs....
And it aint a bad read if ya snoop around and check out the scene, true!

funpeeps.com is a great chat maybe ya wanna broaden ya hirizons and step outta the square?

[okwedc]

The Chat had turned to shite anywho....so wash ya hands and turn the page!
I like the Forumns better these days, less pervs and more laughs....
And it aint a bad read if ya snoop around and check out the scene, true!

funpeeps.com is a great chat maybe ya wanna broaden ya hirizons and step outta the square?

maybe u need a gun to end your misery.

[Rick Derris]

you are a homo dis is intanet not englihs classs

Quoted for posterity.

[chalupa]

dis fred is teh funneh n m guna tel all me peepz 2 yoos ta sliggity-slang 4 evr. wurd ta yo baumsnissity fashizzity. nizzle.

[okwedc]

dis fred is teh funneh n m guna tel all me peepz 2 yoos ta sliggity-slang 4 evr. wurd ta yo baumsnissity fashizzity. nizzle.

2 bad you have no friends.

[Refuse]

maybe u need a gun to end your misery.

Or you could do the same and end all our misery...

[queenchaos]

i miss the old chat. i liked it better than this new one. but i still enjoy ebaums.