Favorite Rap Punchlines?

[Tupac4Life]

many come to mind from artists like Big L, papoose, and Cassidy

some of mine are

Big L
ask beavis i get nothin butt head

I told him give up the dough before you get smoked... oh you broke? (2 guns shots), now you dead broke

im so ahead of my time my parents havent met yet

i knocked so many teeth out i made the tooth fairy bankrupt

i wasnt poor, i was po'... i couldnt afford the o-r
Cassidy

ill red dot your face like acne problems

cass'l lay your stomach on the ground like a bad pushup

i throw rims on trucks you could stand up in

i got shit on lock, i might need a laxative


Papoose
I paid for 7 this nigga tried to sell me 6, you cant jerk me i got more scales then fish

thats why i stay on top of my beef like sourcrout

when im on the block i make more sales then sprint

you brought 10 niggas who never thought they see you breatheless, well thats sumthin that ten'l see like Memphis

thats why i leave there family mourning like breakfast

thats why i leave there family mourning like alonzo

niggas gave him a seizure like a barbershop

kill a christian with a cross on my neck just so god could watch

[Watusa]

Lol, rap punchlines.

[GoSu]

Once again another great thread brought to you by Tupac4Life!

And another worthless post brought to you by me!

Rap punchlines are stupid, look I'll come up with one right now "Call me latrell I'll go on a killing spree well!" - GoSu

[Tupac4Life]

Once again another great thread brought to you by Tupac4Life!

And another worthless post brought to you by me!

Rap punchlines are stupid, look I'll come up with one right now "Call me latrell I'll go on a killing spree well!" - GoSu

bro stfu you obviously not a hip hop fan so stay out and your punchline didnt make any sense either. people sey hip hop is garbage but it actually takes the most amount of skill out of any genre i know. yea for rock you have to learn an instrument. but hip hop you need to have an extensive vocabulary, great story telling abilities, actually know how to rhyme and not sound whack, and most importantly have a good flow. flow is the most important thing, it takes years to actually have a good flow. also to be a great MC you need to have punchlines that actuallly have some type of meaning to them not just random words put together (Gosu)

[dude22]

bro stfu you obviously not a hip hop fan so stay out and your punchline didnt make any sense either. people sey hip hop is garbage but it actually takes the most amount of skill out of any genre i know. yea for rock you have to learn an instrument. but hip hop you need to have an extensive vocabulary, great story telling abilities, actually know how to rhyme and not sound whack, and most importantly have a good flow. flow is the most important thing, it takes years to actually have a good flow. also to be a great MC you need to have punchlines that actuallly have some type of meaning to them not just random words put together (Gosu)

So you're saying having an extensive vocabulary is being more talented than someone who's really good at the guitar or drums?

To be a rapper = read the dictionary

To be a rockstar = spend most of your life learning how to play an instrument well

And that flow thing is complete bullshit. All you need to do is say the words to the beat of the song. Rock singers do that too. Your argument is FAIL.

You don't make any sense...

These Papoose punchlines are fucking awful.
If you need such an extensive vocabulary to be a rapper, why do they only change the words at the end?

"thats why i leave there family mourning like breakfast

thats why i leave there family mourning like alonzo"


Anyways, my favorite "punchlines".

50 Cent:

"I pop you punk niggas like I pop my collar"

Eminem:

"till its empty, tempt me, push me, pussies, i need a good reason to give this trigger a good squeeze"

Tupac:

"I fucked yo bitch you fat motherfucker"

[GALLIENVS AVG]

I honestly didn't see anything in those punchlines that required an extensive vocabulary. The most difficult/least common word was probably "sauerkraut," which wasn't quite spelled correctly in your post.:wave:

In short, this rap vs. rock bullshit has to stop, since they are 2 completely different genres of music and aren't quite comparable.

[Edgecrusher]

(Dr. Dre)
Wait a minute, wait a minute! Who the fuck are you talking to?
Do you know who the fuck I am? Man, I can't believe this shit.
This bitch is tryin’ to gank me!
I'll slap you up side your head with 9 inches of limp dick!

I thot it was t3h funny.

[Shameless]

Tupac himself has always been my favorite rap punchline.

[eadgbe]

Cooler than Freddie Jackson sipping a milkshake in a snowstorm.

-Big Boi

[GoSu]

bro stfu you obviously not a hip hop fan so stay out and your punchline didnt make any sense either. people sey hip hop is garbage but it actually takes the most amount of skill out of any genre i know. yea for rock you have to learn an instrument. but hip hop you need to have an extensive vocabulary, great story telling abilities, actually know how to rhyme and not sound whack, and most importantly have a good flow. flow is the most important thing, it takes years to actually have a good flow. also to be a great MC you need to have punchlines that actuallly have some type of meaning to them not just random words put together (Gosu)

Don't "bro" me fag. I listen to rap so I don't know why you're pulling the rap takes more lyrical skill than rock card on me (which it doesn't). You are very misinformed when it comes to skilled rappers. What you need to realize is these men whose dick you're on (lil' wayne, papoose) probably have ghost writers, in fact I don't listen to lil'wayne because he's garbage but I read that his lyrical content has changed dramatically since he came on the scene i.e. he has ghostwriters.


to be a great MC you need to have punchlines that actuallly have some type of meaning to them not just random words put together

To be a great MC you have to have a song that follows an idea and makes sense, not just a bunch of random punchlines thrown together. Fag.

[2y4life]

All of a sudden Dr. Dre is a G-thang
But on his old album covers he was a she-thang
-Eazy E

My boy came all the way from Compton to see me put you to shame
You know he knew who I was cuz Game recognize game
-Jin

Now watch me rip tha tat from your arm
Kick you in the groin, stick you for your Vanguard award
In front of your mom your 1st, 2nd and 3rd born
Make your wife get on the horn, call Minister Farrakhan
So he could persuade me to squash it, but i say nah, he started it
He forgot what a hardcore artist is
A hardcore artist in a dangerous man
Such as myself trained to run 20 miles in soft sand, on or off land
Programed to kick hundreds of bars off hand
From a lost and forgotten land, you done did it man
You done spitted some wack shittit
And probably thought that because it's been a minute I'll forget it
Fuck that, cause like Common and Cube
I see the bitch in you and I'ma make the world see it too
Motherfucker.
-Cannibus on LL

Vocals'll squeeze glocks, MC's eavesdrop
Though they need not to sneak
My poetry's deep, I never fell
Nas's raps should be locked in a cell
It ain't hard to tell
-Nas

Using numerology to count the people I sent to Heaven
Produces more digits than 22 divided by 7.
- Immortal Technique

Im known for snatchin purses and bombin churches
I get more pussy on accident then most n*ggas get on purpose
-Big L

sayin you nice as me dog, you straight tellin' lies,
me and you have never been even like biggie smalls eyes
-Immortal Technique

I'll show you more blind rage than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage
-Chino XL

I need a girl that handle the pressure, 'cause a n!gga love brains more than Hannibal Lecter
-Cassidy

And my all time favorite lol

To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle
-Vanilla Ice

[Mattjam]

I'm not a fan of rap but a lot of these made me lol.

[GoSu]

To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle
-Vanilla Ice

I'm a big fan of
"Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly"
-Vanilla ice

[Rapex]

I don't consider myself a rap fan, but I found one of Eminem's punchlines or whatever, hilarious.

"And Dr. Dre said...

Nothing you idiots, Dr. Dre's dead
He's locked in my basement, Haha"

[Malafe]

"Sunday had the whole church singin' a song, why'd they have to send my baby home?" - Birdman

Dunno why I like it, i just think the way he says it and stuff is cool.

[joka]

"Messin' with me, thats dengerous to your health. Musta stuck a quarter up your ass cause you just played yourself"
- Big Daddy Kane (i am pretty sure..)

"If you battle L you picked the wrong head
I smash mics like cornbread, you cant kill me I was born dead"
- Big L

[silverspade14]

"Boom, pow, surprise!"- Black person

[pacaveli]

And if you're facing us, block off a 30 block radius
I throw more blows than boxing Dr. Octavius

These little backpack faggots probably jacked my lines
But like divorce with no prenup, half of it's mine

both apathy

[KicktheBaby]

"Now my flows are the sickest, rated ten by the bitches,
and its getting ridiculous, thats how many inches my dick is"

[porn_broker]

I Lose It Everytime I Put It Down, Like Cars Keys

[porn_broker]

I Lose It Everytime I Put It Down Like Car Keys

[Axl_Rose_185]

DON'T WORRY IF I WRITE RHYMES, I WRITE CHEQUES

p diddy

[skater910]

"I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise!"- Black person

Fix'd.

Anyway, I'd have to say that the Microsoft Sam rap on You're the You-know-what Now Dog is pretty damn funny, especially the original Steve Jobs diss. Best lines:

I'll take the tunes out your music and stab you with the I.

I'll unload the clip and the world will be Job-less.

Now you want to talk games, you can't compete. The shorties know I had game in 95.

I'll spin it one time for my boy Bill Gates, putting spam in the boxes of those who want to hate.

[MashTorrance]

You couldn't make the fans "throw up their hands" if they swallowed their fingers -Eminem

[GoSu]

I have a hand gesture your ancestors in manchester can understand better! *Flips brits off*

-Illmaculate

[Sambo Speed]

"I got twelve inches, I'm well hung, nine on my third leg, three on my tongue!"

[ryanthelion]

im so white, but i love the part in outkasts' ms. jackson when big boi says

Cheating, beating, and to the G's they be the same thing

it just sounds cool

[Axl_Rose_185]

It's Dr Dre and 50 Cent triiiiick (guess)

Cash rules everything around me, cream get the money, dollar dollar bill y'all (WuTang)

I'm goin straight 2 da baaaank wid dis (Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa) (?_)

Motherfuckin' trash rap ass monkeys (Prodigy)

[Mikeyduecetrey]

"Yall like doin' drive byes? Don't drive past me... I'll hit every one of ya dogs, i'll even pop Lassy." -Papoose

"N fuck pushin' ya wig back, that been bored us. New Yorkers ill creep behind you, push ya wig forward." -Papoose

"Connivers usin' they babies as a human shield when its drama, while they cry to go back to they mama. That don't stop nuttin ill throw the gat to ya toddler, n take ya seeds out like a sack of the ganja." -Papoose

"Ball 'til you fall? Then you aint a boss at all... Ball 'til we fall, get up n ball some more." -Papoose

"I confess I'm a rapist, I'd hate ta stop. I'd never rape a woman, but i'd rape tha block." -Papoose

"While you was in the mirror tryin' ta pop that bump, I was on the block learnin' how ta pop that pump." -Papoose

"When it rains it pours, the hatred is pourin', I don't respond to ignorance, I ignore 'em." -Papoose

"My man got more ho's than Santa cuz he make it rain dear like Rudolph n Prancer." -Papoose

"Ya slave mind need to bite, so you steal from me n say great minds think alike. Who got a great mind, be specific? 'Cuz great minds think alike, but wise minds think different." -Papoose

"My gun is Li-Li-Li-Long, ok. Run in the hotel n rob yo ass like O.J." -Papoose

"I'm sick wit it, ima full blown cold...ill mess you up. You just a lil' sneeze...god bless you chump." -Papoose

"Who want beef? Act loud n bleed. I stop n!ggas from wantin beef like the Mad Cow diesease." Papoose

"In relationships when the individual hurtin', they'll harm they self for the love of another person. Love is a battlefield ima give you some help...before you love anybody gotta love ya self." -Papoose

"They can't swing on me I weave like fake hair." -Papoose

"Where I come from there ain't no scared hearts. Had a twin brother but I murdered him, now I use his body for spare parts." -Chino XL

"You panic sensing my manic rage and aggression, the only bitch you see inside of my eyes is your reflection." -Chino XL

"Dudes aint the truth they never what they perceive to be, wit out truth there's no justice, agree wit me? Wit out justice there's no peace... what your reason be? If you aint servin' no justice don't say peace to me." -Papoose

"Cause horror wit the scope when I cock the weapon my... gun gotta horroscope on it like a gemini." -Papoose

"I treat hoes like shoes...I wear 'em out 2 at time n walk on 'em" -Grafh

"I'm fucked up now, don't ask why y'all. Sometimes the best medicine is just to cry y'all." -Joe Budden

"He claim nobody could walk in his shoes, why they couldn't duke? Man they walked in his shoes... when he was on the island they took his boots." -Papoose

"N I don't like to hit a woman but they kinda rude. Bang zoom to the moon, Alice... to the moon." -Papoose

"South Central is Myspace n!gga, but I aint on tha internet, muthafucka I'm in a set. So don't make me have to come to ya video set, wit a chopper on my seat like Maurice Clarrett." -WC

"Me n my money is like Magic Johnson n Aids...yeah I got it I just aint showin it." -Hell Rell

"I listen to everything, heard them songs you got. I threw ya cd away n closed the garbage top. I don't rock wit rappers who get robbed a lot, rock wit dudes who rob, so you get robbed n rocked. But ever since I seen they dog get popped, I don't play wit nuttin involvin' shots. They left him on the ground shakin', mouth fulla slob n snot. Yo they gave him a seizure like a barber shop." -Papoose

"You think I won't pop off? Ask my moms n pops...the only reason I'm here is cuz the condom popped" -Papoose

"Even if you bust, name a n!gga you hit? Even wit a razor, name a n!gga you split? You aint just pussy, you ass AND tit." -Sheek Louch

"Don't be touchin' all on my money, 'cuz that make my honey look sleazy. Gettin' paid is like good sex, 'cuz my money comes easy." -Chamillionaire

"They all freaks once they get behind them doors. Ugly girls is loyal, all dimes is whores. Think 'cuz you let me hit what's mines is yours? Better get me somethin to drink n find my draws." -Papoose

[KingOfExtreme]

"You'd be jackin' me quick,
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick,
and then to get your attention in the crowded place,
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face"




"Violent J, the motherfuckin' bloodsuckin' vampire,
Please stomp on my head cos it's on fire"


ICP

[gosh]

RAP Punchlines. LMFAO

Rap is absolutely bollox nowadays.

[printithere]

Papoose fuckin runs these streets.

DISREGARD the faggot above me.

[GoSu]

Papoose fuckin runs these streets.

DISREGARD the faggot above me.

I want to scissor kick you

[Ænema]

"I got more gold records than gold in my teeth."
Aenema

FUCKING DANK YO! I'M A FUCKING GENIUS! "Seriously guys, can't spell rap without crap. Yeah that's old, but yo mamma is older."
Aenema

Ok but seriously, this is getting out of control. "I can't stop spending money on all these beautiful honeys."

"Literally, every time I see hear rap I go insane. The side effects are worse than a pound of Mary Jane."

"With all these lame punchlines aside, you may now kiss your homo bride."

[YcageL]

1)
I got bullets that cry, so know they'll rip your tissue/
but they ain't sentimental, so know they'll never miss you/

2)
I have to win, I'm 100% masculine/
standing tall like Christopher Reeve, before the accident/

3)
If you're trying to flow, you require a fin/
the only trees you move is on the side of your tims/

4)
I'm Cain's youth, so in short, I murder Able emcees/
for proof? Ask Martha Stewart, I heard even she invests in me/

5)
Listen fam', I'm just trying to teach ya/
like a fisherman, just a line & hook will sink ya/

6)
I'm serious, I mean it when it sprays/
Call me Colombus how I put this Nina in your waves/

[DirtyJeeves]

I know I'm not the greatest rapper in the world
but I'd do anything if you'd be my girl

I know I'm not the greatest rapper in this land
but I'd do anything if you'd hold my hand.

[1lovedilladawg]

yo I got slugs for snitches, no love for bitches,
puttin thugs in ditches when my trigger finger itches.


"is big L slow? hell no,
bitches get fucked on the roof when I aint got no hotel dough.
Im known for yokin jacks and beatin em with smokin gats,
leaving token blacks with broken backs and open caps."


"old folks get mugged and raided,
crimes is drug-related,
and we live by the street rules that thugs created."


"im tellin you shit is about to get drastic soon,
im quick to blast a goon,
and break a muthafucka like a plastic spoon"


"I got the looks to make your hottie stare,
i keep a shotty near,
its that nigga with notty hair who gotti fear."


"all through high school i had braids, kept mad blades,
stabbin teachers to death if they gave me bad grades"


"cops drop when my glock makes the "POW" sound
im from a wild town, you know my style clown,
so bow down."




just a few of my favorite big L lines, all from his famous 7 minute freestyle battle with jay-z in '95.

[1lovedilladawg]

also:

"for all of those who wanna profile and pose,
I'll rock you in your face, stab your brain with yo' nose bone"

-Prodigy of Mobb Deep in "shook Ones, pt II"


"Big L is that nigga you expect to catch rep on any cassette deck,
Im so ahead of my time my parents havnt met yet"
-Big L on the "7 Minute Freestyle" (again)


"Neva had a gassed head, got loot cause I stash bread,
try to tax, and Ima beat your faggot-ass half-dead"
-Big L "7 Minute freestyle" (damn, its so ill)


"I stomp white cops til they life stops for low price
pops, my blood is colder than an ice box"
-Big L "7 minute freestyle"


"clown emcee's I be attacking quick,
I'm on some rappin shit, and some car jackin shit.
I ran up on this nigga named Mac in a black ac,
And put the gat to his cap, click-clack -
Sorry jack but get up out of that."
-Big L "7 minute freestyle"

[GoSu]

also:

"for all of those who wanna profile and pose,
I'll rock you in your face, stab your brain with yo' nose bone"

-Prodigy of Mobb Deep in "shook Ones, pt II"


"Big L is that nigga you expect to catch rep on any cassette deck,
Im so ahead of my time my parents havnt met yet"
-Big L on the "7 Minute Freestyle" (again)


"Neva had a gassed head, got loot cause I stash bread,
try to tax, and Ima beat your faggot-ass half-dead"
-Big L "7 Minute freestyle" (damn, its so ill)


"I stomp white cops til they life stops for low price
pops, my blood is colder than an ice box"
-Big L "7 minute freestyle"


"clown emcee's I be attacking quick,
I'm on some rappin shit, and some car jackin shit.
I ran up on this nigga named Mac in a black ac,
And put the gat to his cap, click-clack -
Sorry jack but get up out of that."
-Big L "7 minute freestyle"

thanks for bumping a retarded thread started by a retard. And entire verses aren't punchlines... retard

[ukgoon]

Copywrite
'I'm dope with no label/
Punchlines, like im mad at the coke on the table/'

"Shoot my load 10 feet and they said I'd never come this far".

Vakill
"Vakill’s like Columbians sittin’ in a circle; my name has a ‘dope ring’ to it"

"But some of y’all is riding dicks and don’t know it like a date rape drug”

“You couldn’t make headlines with raised eyebrows”


Lords Of The Underground
"People said i'm tasty, they didn't tell no lies
I'm better with the mic than ya Grandma is with pies"

Celph Titled
"I'm Always Getting A Suntan On My Gun Hand
Cos I Keep The Burner Out Ready To Blaze Scorchin' Lead At You'r Fam"

"I Make Evil Kenevil Music...I Come Through Stunting"

"Unload the MP5 and leave your studio sprayed
And have blood squirtin' out your head like Coolio's braids"

"I don't have to use God's name in vain to get my soldiers to blas-fo-me"

[osiris]

"Stupid, dumb and hyphy, h-h-h-h-hyphy"

:dunce: idk i fail.

[Shmoopie]

lol anything by tech n9ne. I love that dude.

[216]

I'll put you up on astromomy, mathematically with a pistol i do trigga-nometry....lolz thats my fave

[Daucus Karota]

Ein Reich, ein Volk, ein Führer- Adolf Hitler

[KegBert]

Sippin' Martinis eatin scampi and linguini
Makin' Blunts disappear
Like I'm Houdini- Mac Dre

Backwoods got me congested aint rested in 2 days/
gettin payed, been on niggas heads like tupeis/
Im a thugg cuzz rob the blood out you gays- Mac dre

in school days our blue rays got ripped and fucked up/
in new days on 2-ways i scritched and scratched up/
i beat that batch up when I found out she lyin/
who she think I am, savin private ryan- Mac dre

[ukgoon]

"I'm like Larry when the fish burn, I burn rubber, 'cause I'm not an eazy lover" Mef

"You kill an unborn baby, but you still couldn't defeat-us" Celph Titled

"I'm A Motherfucking Legend In The Streets And I Don't Care About Rap
When My Gun Goes Of They Cal Me Grand Master Flash" Celph

"Get You'r Gualstone Put In A Jar In The Lab
Even The Coroner Got Sick And Had To Barth In A Bag
You'r Boyfriend Said You Was A Marvellous Fag
And In Drag Thoyght You Was God Like The Carpenters Dad" Celph

[ExOdUz60]

"go out on tour and call your wife a whore, leave her no money, nay im playing ,il leave her something, a pack a hawtdogs and a dirty fucking muffin."-D12

"shut your mouth you dirty slut, you know you want it in ur butt, il put it in ur cunt."-D12

"drop out of school, become a catholic priest and sell crack to your auntie Denice."-D12

a lot more coming laterz.

[shondon]

this is the lamest thread ever, if they are popular punch lines then people say them multiple times, thats not original

[antabax]

it is not lame. rap have its followers and its big.

[Litio]

Everything by 2pac.

[JohnnySynth]

Lazy summer days
Like some decrepit land shark dumb luck squad dog lurk sicker diluted
Last sturdy domino lean secluded.
Don't let stupid delusions lessen super-duty labor students dragnet lifer solutions.
Daddy loved sloppy dimension like son/daughter link.
Such determinated leopards.
Successfully disheveled.
Little soldiers developed like serpents despite life sentence ducking lemmings.
Some don't like sobriety's dirty lenses.
Some do.
Let sleeping dogs lie still.
Don't look so damn lackluster.
Suck defeat.
Lump sum damage?
Load, sample, delete.
Late Show, Dave Letterman, shitty diner lip slide, dutch.
Low self-discipline leaders see dead lung self-destruct.
Life sucks dickhead.
Lost summers display laminates showcasing divinity live, system definitive.
Liturgy soaked, depict lowly spectacular delight.
Why, what kind of LSD you like?

[TrickSee?]

I ran through every bitch in my path,
I was fuckin' chicks in the ass
When I was six-and-a-half..!!

Big L

[lovestospooge]

I got a letter from the government
The other day
I opened and read it
It said they were suckers

[Iaretehpwn]

Last time I checked I was the man on these streets
They call me residue, I leave blow in these beats
Got dirreah flow, I shit on niggaz
Even when I'm constipated I still shit on niggaz (let's get it on)
Got some Super Friends in the Legion of Doom
stay blowin purple shit that keep me high like the moon

[NRS]

[...] people sey hip hop is garbage but it actually takes the most amount of skill out of any genre i know. yea for rock you have to learn an instrument. but hip hop you need to have an extensive vocabulary, great story telling abilities, actually know how to rhyme and not sound whack, and most importantly have a good flow [...]

Obviously rock doesn't have any lyrics into it.

[sgmusic]

"passin pussy around now ask me if i give a fuck" I know you dont

[maddlyrical1]

"I'm saying dude you can't rhyme tighter than this rhyme writer
and you couldn't write brighter if you wrote in highlighter!" ~Unik~

[maddlyrical1]

"You's an actor actin like your ass a major factor
i'll slap ya, snap your character, damage an amateur!" ~Unik~

[slimshadyLP]

i'm a demon in a straight jacket when it comes to my ink and paws//
cuttin' clits when i'm finger f#*kin' chicks with Freddy Krueger claws//

jackknives implanted in your esophagus with dead leeches//
hangin' from your charred skin like jaws unhinged from compulsive speeches//

masked assassin, prepare to be loadin' up gats//
cuttin' skin with jagged knives then coming back to open up scabs//
hydroponic inhaler, always smokin' up grass//
squeezin' off so many twelve gauge shells, i'll have you throwin' up crabs//

I'll beat your crippled ass and throw you over your crutch//
then punch you in the f#*kin' chest till your shoulders touch//

and you could snatch this liver out, my son//
with F.U.N. tattooed on it, but ya still couldn't take the piss out of my fun//

lyrically burning you like aerosal to a candle//
i'm strong enough to grab a knife and stab you to death with the handle//

All by me!!!

[Mr.SelfDestruct]

I reject your reality and submit my own. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c)

Who would've thought? A white guy that can rap!?

[interns95]

59s Finest

"no way baby have a nice day get more head then guillotines so sorry you got played"