Requesting Search Permission

[CptObviousTADAA]

May I request that I be granted permission to use the search function please. Thanks.

Cpt

[catgarvin]

You need to buy premium to do that.

You can keep up with your own threads or threads you've posted in, or any other threads you want to keep up with, by changing your thread subscription options.

[Caveman]

http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/premium.html

[Morpheus]

I've requested this before. For some reason some time back the "forum rules" etc. was removed from the top line of forum tool links. Such as:
User CP,
FAQ,
Members List,
Calendar,
Arcade,
New Posts,
Log Out,
Etc.
The forum rules used to be part of this. If the link to that was replaced where it was, I think posts like this would stop. I assume that, as I remember something relating to this topic was mentioned in the forum rules.

But hey, I'm just a member. What do I know.

~sp

[OneClassyBroad]

Might I request that I be granted with the ability to ban people?

[Morpheus]

Might I request that I be granted with the ability to ban people?

NO


But I still <3 you.

/stu/

[Bidwell]

You can't just request permission. That's not how we roll.

Back in my day, we earned our right to search. Why, must've been nigh on 3 years ago now. It was a simpler time - a time when you knew who you were because people told you who you were. And they'd give you boxes.

Get the green boxes. Gotta get the green boxes.

You get enough green boxes, they'd let you into this new place where everybody had green boxes. And we'd all just sit around with our green boxes and look at naked things.

Then we could search.

Seems like these days, we've lost touch with peer pressure. All you kids with your Walkmans and your indoor plumbing. We don't have a system in place to tell you that you're not a good person anymore. And look where we've gone.


And get off my lawn!

[Iaretehpwn]

May I request that I be granted permission to use the search function please. Thanks.

Cpt

$25 dollars and permission shall be granted!

[CptObviousTADAA]

You can't just request permission. That's not how we roll.

Back in my day, we earned our right to search. Why, must've been nigh on 3 years ago now. It was a simpler time - a time when you knew who you were because people told you who you were. And they'd give you boxes.

Get the green boxes. Gotta get the green boxes.

You get enough green boxes, they'd let you into this new place where everybody had green boxes. And we'd all just sit around with our green boxes and look at naked things.

Then we could search.

Seems like these days, we've lost touch with peer pressure. All you kids with your Walkmans and your indoor plumbing. We don't have a system in place to tell you that you're not a good person anymore. And look where we've gone.


And get off my lawn!


what??

In all seriousness though, thanks for the info. I suspected the premium thing, but just thought I'd ask nicely first. Sorry, I'll have to respectfully decline the offer for now. What else do premium members get? Do you get like an ebaums world t-shirt or something? 12-pack of Sam Adams?

[Nova]

Dude read the fucking post Caveman made. It has every privilege prems get.

You really need to change your name because you're missing a lot of obvious shit.

[CptObviousTADAA]

Sorry matey, it was late at night. I missed one obvious sh!t. Now, if you want to, you can keep track of everything that I miss for me. I could really use a personal assistant (heavy sarcasm).

[burningcow422]

Get the green boxes. Gotta get the green boxes.



yeah i remember that system. had to be years ago by now. mine were all red. :banghead: lol