stop talking about halo 3

[bobscott]

there are better games out there.

Much better games...

[skater910]

While I do agree with you, the irony is off the charts.

[Papero]

Papero - ZOMG HALO 3, ĈǻŇñǏbÀĹ ĐøŇķỆỹ- GAWD GUYS HALO 3, 000OOOooo- FUCK FUCK FUCK HALO 3, 0mgz- zomg..3 of halo, 917- HALO FUCK GUYS, Anti Flag- HALO NIG SHIT, archbomber- I LIKE DEM HALO tree, BananasFoster17- COCK FUCK HALO, bcheng123- EXPLETIVE HALO3, BeeEmmmDeebahya- PROFANITY PROFANITY HALO 3, Bicepto- JESUS DUDE OH LMAO HALO 3, Bioshock- I'M FUCKING FRENCH, bobscott- HALO 3 FTW@!, bukowski- NO BOB HALO 3 FTMW!, BurkeWorld- Crysi.. HALO 3 FTW, Caribbean Blue- HALO 3RAWKS, CartmansPnus- GOD DAMN I LOVE HALO, Chiff- what's ha..lo, cjrockhard- I LOOK LIKE MASTER CHIEF, CkHideki- HALO ZOMG 3, clutch-monkey- I LIKE DEM WARTHOGS!, colerain- HALO 1FTW!, CrazyCatLady- MY CATS AND I PLAY HALO 3, CSPope- halo THREE1 WEOO, Czar- CEASAR LIKE HALO 3, Daucus Karota- MY PEWPEW HAS BEEN SATISFIED HALO 3!, david_slupper- MM HALO 3, deathmaster851- HALO 4 FTW!, densha- HALO PWNED 3, DotA- toobusylulz, DrGyro- HALO 3 GRAPHICS KICK ASS, Duke Dicky- ZOMG I WONDER HOW MANY POLYGONS IT HAS, Dynex- OMFG HALO 3 PEW PEW, edub7383- HALO 3 RAWS, EGarrett- HALO HALO HALO, ESP83- ROO ROO ROO, fairway- OLAH EERHT, Father Max- TEH POWER OF HALO COMPELLS YOU, ftbllplr- FOOSBALL HALO 3 BETTER, GALLIENVS AVG- HALO 4 PLZ BEAT IN 10 MINUTES, Gibgon- HALO 3 HALO 3, gigglemuffin- ZOMG HALO, Ginzo- What smellz? LUL MY ARMPITz hALO SO GOOD, goatwalker- Goatz need walk THEN HALO 3, GodsSentWarrior- HALO 3 E PEEN GROWTh!, h4z4rd-ZZOMG OGZOMG HALO 3, Heather- I r gal no play Halo 3, hellraiser_427- I RAISE HELL IN HALO 3 ONLINE, Highliter- ZOG HIGH PITCHED MULTIPLAYER HALO 3 YEY, homicidal_pete- LOOOL LETZ FIND HAX 4 ONLINE, Hulkamaniac- HALO 3 RAWKS BROTHERS, Iaretehpwn- HALO 3 ARE TEH PWN, ironchefpidan- I COOK FOR MASTER CHIEF, jacl<a$$- HOLY MOLEY HALO 3, Jambi- I like to singa about the moon and the juna and the springa, James Bond 007- I like to singa, Jayfunk13- LUL ARBITER IS MEH COUSIN, jimrat201- ARBITER IS MEH DAD, K9Feces- I AM ARBITER!, kate_0326- Like dem feces, Kazimierz- HALO 3 YEE, Kellenator- I DONT VENTURE IN GAMEZ, Kimkalisto- I LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS WHO PLAY HALO 3, L1mp_3rection- CORTANA GAVE ME A HARD ON OMFG , lastrezort3- THIS IS MY HALO 333, likethis- A LIKE HALO A LIKE HALO, Lil_Bandit- ZOM GHALO 3, livedwarf- ZOMG I CANT SEE THE HALO 3 SCREEN, Lividum+- OMFGHALO3PEWRAWKS, Longfellow-HOW LONG CAN PAPERO DO THIS?, lordfarquad- WHO KNOWS BUT I'M LAZY AND WANT OTHER PEOPLE TO DO CRYSIS BETA SIGN UP FO RME, maniac_lonestar- WOO HALO 3, marshalldylan10-subliminal message, mathue- I HAVE THE MASTER CHIEF HEMLET, Meatlantis- FUCK YOU I HAVE HALO 3 TOTE BAG, MetsSFTF- I HAVE HALO 3 HOUSE!, mike73- I AM CORTANA, mince- I HAVE VAGINA ATTACHMENT, MPMaster- DUNNO, MrBBonz- AOMGOMGOMG HALO 3, NSX-R- FORZA THEN HALO 3!, ocpunk37- I LIKE GIRL MOVIES, OneClassyBroad- HALO 3 ROXERS MY BOXER, Orbit- HALO 3 SHOULD HAVE IT'S OWN PLANET, osiris- zomg halo 3, Pavito- DUDE LIKE HALO 3, pcgamer58- HHOLY SHIT DUDE I KNOW, Phat_Jakk- DUDE NOW LETS PLAY NOW NOW NOW, printithere- WHEN I GET MY MOM TO BUY ME A TIME CARD YOU'RE ON, PSUbolwer- LULZ HALO 3 ONLINE FCKING RAWKS, RancidMilk- MY MILK IS SPOILED, RandomVillain- WOO HALO3, Raven_night- CAN'T GET NEOUGH OF THAT HALO 3, RikRikRikRIk- HALO 3 NEEDS MORE MEDALS, rochainskool- ZOMFG QUEEN OF ENGLAND KNIGHTED ME FOR 1337 HALO 3 PLAYER BEAT THAT, Rootraz- LUL KING OF ENGLAND RAPED ME, Roushpimpn- NO WAI! HALO 3!, sameolg- HALO3 JESUS FUCK, sarinc- HEART ATTACK HALO 3, SatanTheSith- ZOMG BLACK GENERAL SO SEXUH, Septic Tank- HALO 3 NEEDS MORE HALO 3, Sherlock- I CONCUR HALO 3 NEEDS MORE HALO 3 +2, shockzz- THIS FORUM NEEDS MORE HALO 3DO IT, silverspade14- YEEEEY HALO 3, skater910, Slid3r, SmilY_ToiletT, Solar Max, Spank666, Striyzh, Swift, S_Panther- HALO 3 BEST GAM EIN HISTORY, teh p!nk r4nger- COCK BALLS MORE HALO 3, ThaPharCyde- HALO 3 HALO 3 CHANT CHANT, theMAILmanK2- DUDE HALO 3, tkspartacus- OP IS LULZ GOING TO CRY HALO 3, Total Madman- I LIKE TEH HALO, TurbulenceXM- NOT ENOUGH POWA 4 TEH XBOX, Tyson- i..i like teh halo, uglycatface- I PLAY HALO WITH CRAZY CAT LADY SHE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, UrbanDisciple- SEXY CORTANA, Vice- HALO 3 RAZK, Victor Franko- NEEDS MORE HALO, Vilkata- HALO 3 BRINGS OUT THE MITCHUM MAN IN ME, WayneHead- HALO 3>ZELDA, whocares- HALO 3> US, WilliamsburgKidHAL- HALO 3> EBW, wingnutnc- no guiz HALO 3>TEH WORLD, WonderFunk- HALO TREE!, XNeverBeNormalX-
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[h4z4rd]

My dearest Halo 3,

An angel kissed a star which fell to Earth. Upon it was written what I am about to say to you now, and burned upon my heart was your precious name.

Should a thousand angels tear out my heart with the forsaken instrument of death, it would still beat for you a million times and call your name in the night. I just cannot explain the passion inside which burns for you.

What manner of creature can resist your gorgeous hazel eyes which remind me of hazel nuts (even though technically speaking they are not the same colour), but you know what I mean, my love.

Your stunning black hair is something to be admired by all. I love the way it shines in the sun like a pool of freshly laid tar. I know tar stinks, but your hair doesn't, darling.

Its a lot of fun going out to our favourite bar together. Its kinda cute watching you get hit on by all the 80 year olds. I love watching them buy you drinks and chat you up. I remember when one of them slapped your bum and called you honey-buns. I loved watching you storm out of there while they laughed their asses off!

Words alone cannot express how unique my love is for you. I love you, and you only, I swear that to you my love ....well OK, I guess I also love my guitar which is a fantastic piece of kit cos you can play nice tunes on it. Even though I don't really know any songs, and I just love playing air guitar with it, only with real guitar but we're not talking about that right now! (Besides the fact that I just mentioned it now, but that part was allowed because the context was a little bit relevant)

I can't remember if I've already told you this but I really do love your legs. Its such a turn on to look at and its one of the many reasons I love being with you my love. Sometimes I wish I could do nothing but stare at your legs all day, but I'm not sure that's a good idea my love, as people will probably think I'm some kind of nut case and I might get taken away by the men in white coats.

Anyway darling, I must depart now. I really can't wait to see you again, especially if you are gonna be wearing sexy Green underwear for me! Go on, surprise me! I've often wondered what you would look like wearing those, and many a nights have gone by where I would sit and fantasise about you wearing Green underwear and I would have no need to watch music videos any more.

With every beat skipped by my burning heart just thinking of you and aching to be in your gentle arms once more, I wish you the most happiest Anniversary ever, my love!

Forever lost without you,

h4z4rd

xxxoooxxx

[Eloqution]

It's Friday. The youth cast away their responsibilities and indulge in their vice of choice. The elders are relaxing, but for a few short hours before they are welcomed back into reality by a lonely lawnmower and a neglected family. By Monday, the younglings will wish to be older, but the elders already want to be young. Such is the wisdom that comes with age, or that which was always there, just masked by boundless energy.

Energy, it has a unique way of turning us around. I was young when the night started, and I indeed wished for that day. The day I was free, the day I became a man. But I didn't have to wait long. Energy got me here all too soon.

The football team had just left the field after wallowing in their ill-gotten victory. The fawns flocked after them, no doubt to celebrate in an all-too-familiar way in this town. So came an invitation to their debauchery from one of the pack... but I don't belong there. That night moreso than usual. I had better things to do.

This night would be epic.
Yes, this night I meet with destiny.
It was time to finish the fight.

HALOOOOOOOOOOO #333333333333r33raw93au93w9

[OneClassyBroad]

What do cynical, slatternly quidnuncs, the most cankered slumlords I've ever seen, and Halo have in common? If you answered, "They all make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without Halo's drossy efforts," then pat yourself on the back. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Halo periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. Put simply, Halo and its devotees are puppets of incoherent dweebs. How much more illumination does that fact need before Halo can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Halo has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with surly maniacs. Is this because it needs their help to break down our communities? This can be answered most easily by stating that we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that the most meddlesome wisenheimers you'll ever see have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that if you don't think that letting Halo subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria sends a clear message to the worst sorts of gutless slanderers there are that they can control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Halo's clear-cut demonstrations of gross moral turpitude have led me to believe that there is much more of this to come. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Halo finds a way to acquire public acceptance of its caustic magic-bullet explanations.

We need to stand up for our rights. Why? That's easy. Ignorance is bliss. This may be why Halo's apologists are generally all smiles. Halo is like a broken record, using the same tired cliches about family and education and safer streets, yet it has, at times, called me "impudent" or "stuck-up". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education.

Although Halo has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that it did anything illegal, it is amazing to me that it would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written. So what's the connection between that and its arguments? The connection is that just because Halo and its apple-polishers don't like being labelled as "unprofessional nincompoops" or "hideous insidious-types" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Without a doubt, however, Halo's older epigrams were rummy enough. Its latest ones are unquestionably beyond the pale. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Halo is out to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly selfish ways to pamper brown-nosing, soulless vagrants. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. Halo flatters people in order to betray them. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because since their emergence on the stage of history, brutal crumbums have been a parasitic growth on the stem of true citizens. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that some people think it's a bit extreme of me to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change -- a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that many people are convinced that it would be a crying shame to let sappy, effete scroungers cause complacent subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. I can't comment on that, but I can say that every time it tells its yes-men that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

Mutual efforts against impertinent alarmism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that sex-crazed, nit-picky writings have unrestrained consequences. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the rancorous consequences of Halo's tactless, catty recommendations. I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that some deep void within Halo makes it necessary for it to compose paeans to cynicism, and the second is that it really shouldn't crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. That's just common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its convictions are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Halo should be in better control of its hormones."

Most people are still loath to admit that conventional wisdom states that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with ethically bankrupt spoilsports within a short period of time. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see that Halo's grunts will eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny sooner or later. How dare Halo funnel significant amounts of money to yawping goof-offs? We must carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against Halo's excuses. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to make the world safe for democracy.

I must emphasize that in Halo's personal attacks, clericalism is witting and unremitting, coprophagous and politically incorrect. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to achieve total world domination. Halo can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time. Halo says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, Halo's time has run out. What if we collectively just told Halo's bootlickers, "Sure, go ahead and lower scholastic standards. Have fun!"? That would be worse than predaceous; it would defile the present and destroy the future.

Is it any wonder that I've catalogued all of Halo's foibles -- and the list is pretty big? Certainly, Halo's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. Halo wants to evade responsibility. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being.

I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly examine Halo's worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). Nevertheless, I really do have the will to expose some of its chauvinistic deeds. That's why I clearly think that what really irks me is that Halo has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings or it'll devalue me as a person. I do not wish to evaluate revisionism here, though I claim that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of Halo's obstreperous outbursts and lubricious biases. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that Halo holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City -- sterile obstacles to progress who inure us to high-handed sesquipedalianism. Now, I'm no fan of Halo's, but still, Halo says that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it. What it means by this, of course, is that it wants free reign to lead a ribald jihad against those who oppose it.

On a more pedestrian level, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, want nothing more -- or less -- than to restore the traditions that Halo has abandoned. To that task I have consecrated my life, and I invite you to do likewise. I've already said this a thousand times and with a thousand different phrasings, but whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties and, as the alternative, the silly and reprehensible dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Halo. Choose carefully, because if Halo wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "theologicohistorical", for example, and expect us to be scared.

While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, Halo has vowed that in the blink of an eye it'll encourage purblind, condescending grifters to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. This is hardly news; Halo has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that it claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to peddle the snake oil of McCarthyism-oriented faddism. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Halo's hatchet men. The truth is that Halo seizes every opportunity to lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that Halo spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its crusades while ignoring the fact that this is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way. To get even the simplest message into the consciousness of adversarial ragamuffins, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but I have never been in favor of being gratuitously self-satisfied. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to keep our courage up. We must call your attention to the problem of insensate knuckleheads. Only then can a society free of its delirious, querulous theories blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that it claims that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. I respond that it is easy to see from the foregoing that it should just face the facts. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: We must stand united as free, sovereign individuals and answer the irascible blackguards who make life less pleasant for us.

[DrGyro]

What do cynical, slatternly quidnuncs, the most cankered slumlords I've ever seen, and Halo have in common? If you answered, "They all make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without Halo's drossy efforts," then pat yourself on the back. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Halo periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. Put simply, Halo and its devotees are puppets of incoherent dweebs. How much more illumination does that fact need before Halo can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Halo has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with surly maniacs. Is this because it needs their help to break down our communities? This can be answered most easily by stating that we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that the most meddlesome wisenheimers you'll ever see have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that if you don't think that letting Halo subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria sends a clear message to the worst sorts of gutless slanderers there are that they can control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Halo's clear-cut demonstrations of gross moral turpitude have led me to believe that there is much more of this to come. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Halo finds a way to acquire public acceptance of its caustic magic-bullet explanations.

We need to stand up for our rights. Why? That's easy. Ignorance is bliss. This may be why Halo's apologists are generally all smiles. Halo is like a broken record, using the same tired cliches about family and education and safer streets, yet it has, at times, called me "impudent" or "stuck-up". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education.

Although Halo has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that it did anything illegal, it is amazing to me that it would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written. So what's the connection between that and its arguments? The connection is that just because Halo and its apple-polishers don't like being labelled as "unprofessional nincompoops" or "hideous insidious-types" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Without a doubt, however, Halo's older epigrams were rummy enough. Its latest ones are unquestionably beyond the pale. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Halo is out to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly selfish ways to pamper brown-nosing, soulless vagrants. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. Halo flatters people in order to betray them. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because since their emergence on the stage of history, brutal crumbums have been a parasitic growth on the stem of true citizens. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that some people think it's a bit extreme of me to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change -- a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that many people are convinced that it would be a crying shame to let sappy, effete scroungers cause complacent subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. I can't comment on that, but I can say that every time it tells its yes-men that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

Mutual efforts against impertinent alarmism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that sex-crazed, nit-picky writings have unrestrained consequences. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the rancorous consequences of Halo's tactless, catty recommendations. I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that some deep void within Halo makes it necessary for it to compose paeans to cynicism, and the second is that it really shouldn't crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. That's just common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its convictions are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Halo should be in better control of its hormones."

Most people are still loath to admit that conventional wisdom states that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with ethically bankrupt spoilsports within a short period of time. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see that Halo's grunts will eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny sooner or later. How dare Halo funnel significant amounts of money to yawping goof-offs? We must carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against Halo's excuses. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to make the world safe for democracy.

I must emphasize that in Halo's personal attacks, clericalism is witting and unremitting, coprophagous and politically incorrect. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to achieve total world domination. Halo can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time. Halo says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, Halo's time has run out. What if we collectively just told Halo's bootlickers, "Sure, go ahead and lower scholastic standards. Have fun!"? That would be worse than predaceous; it would defile the present and destroy the future.

Is it any wonder that I've catalogued all of Halo's foibles -- and the list is pretty big? Certainly, Halo's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. Halo wants to evade responsibility. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being.

I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly examine Halo's worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). Nevertheless, I really do have the will to expose some of its chauvinistic deeds. That's why I clearly think that what really irks me is that Halo has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings or it'll devalue me as a person. I do not wish to evaluate revisionism here, though I claim that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of Halo's obstreperous outbursts and lubricious biases. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that Halo holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City -- sterile obstacles to progress who inure us to high-handed sesquipedalianism. Now, I'm no fan of Halo's, but still, Halo says that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it. What it means by this, of course, is that it wants free reign to lead a ribald jihad against those who oppose it.

On a more pedestrian level, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, want nothing more -- or less -- than to restore the traditions that Halo has abandoned. To that task I have consecrated my life, and I invite you to do likewise. I've already said this a thousand times and with a thousand different phrasings, but whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties and, as the alternative, the silly and reprehensible dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Halo. Choose carefully, because if Halo wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "theologicohistorical", for example, and expect us to be scared.

While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, Halo has vowed that in the blink of an eye it'll encourage purblind, condescending grifters to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. This is hardly news; Halo has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that it claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to peddle the snake oil of McCarthyism-oriented faddism. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Halo's hatchet men. The truth is that Halo seizes every opportunity to lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that Halo spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its crusades while ignoring the fact that this is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way. To get even the simplest message into the consciousness of adversarial ragamuffins, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but I have never been in favor of being gratuitously self-satisfied. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to keep our courage up. We must call your attention to the problem of insensate knuckleheads. Only then can a society free of its delirious, querulous theories blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that it claims that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. I respond that it is easy to see from the foregoing that it should just face the facts. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: We must stand united as free, sovereign individuals and answer the irascible blackguards who make life less pleasant for us.

oh man, seriously, have you written any philosophy books? how about lending me some. its a shame, me being a halo fan, im too stupid to understand your "great, and wonderful" language, it must be hard to write in such a wondrous way and use great literary techniques. but tell me something, what do you do with your time,besides bashing halo? because after this epic you've written, im under the impression you dont do shit.

[OneClassyBroad]

Having just been exposed to DrGyro's worthless wheelings and dealings, I ponder how best to express my disgust at DrGyro's total lack of sensitivity and reasoning. Before examining the present situation, however, it is important that I invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry, rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. I can reword my point as follows. DrGyro is not interested in a true and honest improvement of social conditions, but rather in a way to abet a resurgence of dotty, stultiloquent escapism. Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.

[Rootraz]

What do cynical, slatternly quidnuncs, the most cankered slumlords I've ever seen, and Halo have in common? If you answered, "They all make conditions far worse than could ever have been the case without Halo's drossy efforts," then pat yourself on the back. Although my approach may appear a bit pedantic, by setting some generative point of view against a structural-taxonomical point of view or vice versa, I intend to argue that Halo periodically puts up a facade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. Put simply, Halo and its devotees are puppets of incoherent dweebs. How much more illumination does that fact need before Halo can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Halo has frequently been spotted making nicey-nice with surly maniacs. Is this because it needs their help to break down our communities? This can be answered most easily by stating that we find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that the most meddlesome wisenheimers you'll ever see have dramatically lower incidences of cancer, heart attacks, heart disease, and many other illnesses than the rest of us. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that if you don't think that letting Halo subordinate principles of fairness to less admirable criteria sends a clear message to the worst sorts of gutless slanderers there are that they can control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind, then you've missed the whole point of this letter. Halo's clear-cut demonstrations of gross moral turpitude have led me to believe that there is much more of this to come. Sad, but true. And it'll only get worse if Halo finds a way to acquire public acceptance of its caustic magic-bullet explanations.

We need to stand up for our rights. Why? That's easy. Ignorance is bliss. This may be why Halo's apologists are generally all smiles. Halo is like a broken record, using the same tired cliches about family and education and safer streets, yet it has, at times, called me "impudent" or "stuck-up". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to undermine the intellectual purpose of higher education.

Although Halo has managed to avoid indictment, or even a consensus that it did anything illegal, it is amazing to me that it would dare to criticize someone or something without carefully reading what was written. So what's the connection between that and its arguments? The connection is that just because Halo and its apple-polishers don't like being labelled as "unprofessional nincompoops" or "hideous insidious-types" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Without a doubt, however, Halo's older epigrams were rummy enough. Its latest ones are unquestionably beyond the pale. For those of you out there who don't know what I'm talking about, let me give you a quick explanation: Halo is out to grasp at straws, trying to find increasingly selfish ways to pamper brown-nosing, soulless vagrants. And when we play its game, we become accomplices. Halo flatters people in order to betray them. If you find that fact distressing then you should help me find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. Either that, or you can crawl into a corner and lament that you got yourself born in the wrong universe. Don't expect your sobbing to do much good, however, because since their emergence on the stage of history, brutal crumbums have been a parasitic growth on the stem of true citizens. I've said that before and I've said it often, but perhaps I haven't been concrete enough or specific enough, so now I'll try to remedy those shortcomings. I'll try to be a lot more specific and concrete when I explain that some people think it's a bit extreme of me to make efforts directed towards broad, long-term social change -- a bit over the top, perhaps. Well, what I ought to remind such people is that many people are convinced that it would be a crying shame to let sappy, effete scroungers cause complacent subversion to gather momentum on college campuses. I can't comment on that, but I can say that every time it tells its yes-men that the rest of us are an inferior group of people, fit only to be enslaved, beaten, and butchered at the whim of our betters, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question.

Mutual efforts against impertinent alarmism are not just an educational process designed to teach people that sex-crazed, nit-picky writings have unrestrained consequences. These efforts also serve as a beacon, warning the world of the rancorous consequences of Halo's tactless, catty recommendations. I want to draw two important conclusions from this. The first is that some deep void within Halo makes it necessary for it to compose paeans to cynicism, and the second is that it really shouldn't crush the remaining vestiges of democracy throughout the world. That's just common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate its convictions are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. It seems to me that, as others have stated long before me, "Halo should be in better control of its hormones."

Most people are still loath to admit that conventional wisdom states that authority without wisdom is mere noise against the music of eternity. That, in itself, will condemn us to live with ethically bankrupt spoilsports within a short period of time. As I gaze into my crystal ball, I see that Halo's grunts will eliminate those law-enforcement officers who constitute the vital protective bulwark in the fragile balance between anarchy and tyranny sooner or later. How dare Halo funnel significant amounts of money to yawping goof-offs? We must carry out the famous French admonition, écrasez l'infâme!, against Halo's excuses. As mentioned above, however, that is not enough. It is necessary to do more. It is necessary to make the world safe for democracy.

I must emphasize that in Halo's personal attacks, clericalism is witting and unremitting, coprophagous and politically incorrect. It revels in it, rolls in it, and uses it to achieve total world domination. Halo can fool some of the people all of the time. It can fool all of the people some of the time. But it can't fool all of the people all of the time. Halo says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, Halo's time has run out. What if we collectively just told Halo's bootlickers, "Sure, go ahead and lower scholastic standards. Have fun!"? That would be worse than predaceous; it would defile the present and destroy the future.

Is it any wonder that I've catalogued all of Halo's foibles -- and the list is pretty big? Certainly, Halo's latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative. Halo wants to evade responsibility. Personally, I don't want that. Personally, I prefer freedom. If you also prefer freedom, then you should be working with me to enlighten the mind of Man and improve him as a rational, moral, and social being.

I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly examine Halo's worldview from the perspective of its axiology (values) and epistemology (ways of knowing). Nevertheless, I really do have the will to expose some of its chauvinistic deeds. That's why I clearly think that what really irks me is that Halo has presented us with a Hobson's choice. Either we let it conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings or it'll devalue me as a person. I do not wish to evaluate revisionism here, though I claim that I could go on for pages listing innumerable examples of Halo's obstreperous outbursts and lubricious biases. I have already written enough, surely, to convince you that Halo holds onto power like the eunuch mandarins of the Forbidden City -- sterile obstacles to progress who inure us to high-handed sesquipedalianism. Now, I'm no fan of Halo's, but still, Halo says that ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like it. What it means by this, of course, is that it wants free reign to lead a ribald jihad against those who oppose it.

On a more pedestrian level, I, hardheaded cynic that I am, want nothing more -- or less -- than to restore the traditions that Halo has abandoned. To that task I have consecrated my life, and I invite you to do likewise. I've already said this a thousand times and with a thousand different phrasings, but whatever your age, you now have only one choice. That choice is between a democratic, peace-loving regime that, you hope, may hold out the prospect of societal peace, prosperity, and a return to sane values and certainties and, as the alternative, the silly and reprehensible dirigisme currently being forced upon us by Halo. Choose carefully, because if Halo wants to complain, it should have an argument. It shouldn't just throw out the word "theologicohistorical", for example, and expect us to be scared.

While there is inevitable overlap at the edges of political movements, Halo has vowed that in the blink of an eye it'll encourage purblind, condescending grifters to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. This is hardly news; Halo has been vowing that for months with the regularity of a metronome. What is news is that it claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to peddle the snake oil of McCarthyism-oriented faddism. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Halo's hatchet men. The truth is that Halo seizes every opportunity to lobotomize everyone caught thinking an independent thought. I, hardheaded cynic that I am, cannot believe this colossal clownishness. Any sane person knows that Halo spouts a lot of numbers whenever it wants to make a point. It then subjectively interprets those numbers to support its crusades while ignoring the fact that this is a free country, and I maintain we ought to keep it that way. To get even the simplest message into the consciousness of adversarial ragamuffins, it has to be repeated at least 50 times. Now, I don't want to insult your intelligence by telling you the following 50 times, but I have never been in favor of being gratuitously self-satisfied. I have also never been in favor of sticking my head in the sand or of refusing to keep our courage up. We must call your attention to the problem of insensate knuckleheads. Only then can a society free of its delirious, querulous theories blossom forth from the roots of the past. And only then will people come to understand that it claims that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not. I respond that it is easy to see from the foregoing that it should just face the facts. I close this letter along the same lines it opened on: We must stand united as free, sovereign individuals and answer the irascible blackguards who make life less pleasant for us.

I find this post rather shallow and pedantic.

That being said there are 24 threads on the first page in this section about Halo 3. Kinda rediculous

[Nocturnal]

I find this post rather shallow and pedantic.

That being said there are 24 threads on the first page in this section about Halo 3. Kinda rediculous

Yup,

Half were people talking about the game, and the other half by people with so much time on their hands that they can make threads about things they don't want to talk about.

[Cee]

Its a complaint letter template.

[JiveTurkey]

Some of what I'm about to say regarding Halo 3's plans for the future is so childishly simple, I fear it may be patronizing to explain; I apologize in advance. I begin with critical semantic clarifications. First, there can be no argument that nobody ever went broke underestimating Halo 3's intelligence. There's nothing controversial about that view. It's a fact, pure and simple. It was a fact long before anyone realized that it's nettlesome for Halo 3 to ignore compromise and focus solely on its personal agenda. Or perhaps I should say, it's nefarious. Indeed, purists may object to my failure to present specific examples of Halo 3's unprofessional, homophobic conjectures. Fortunately, I do have an explanation for this omission. The explanation demands an understanding of how we should oppose evil wherever it rears its pusillanimous head. (Goodness knows, our elected officials aren't going to.) Halo 3 seems to assume that the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. This is an assumption of the worst kind because it is too disloyal to read the writing on the wall. This writing warns that I have to wonder where it got the idea that it is my view that truth is whatever your grievance group says it is. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is.

Now, I don't want to overwork the story about how Halo 3 plans to needle and wheedle cankered dweebs into its band, so let's just say that if we don't remove the Halo 3 threat now, it will bite us in our backside by the next full moon. I can guarantee the readers of this letter that Halo 3 should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. Halo 3 claims that doing the fashionable thing is more important than life or liberty. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. Though I don't doubt the depth of Halo 3's sentiments, it's rather the form of its expressions that I find both obtrusive and callow.

Please remember that I find that some of Halo 3's choices of words in its cop-outs would not have been mine. For example, I would have substituted "dim-witted" for "institutionalization" and "effrontive" for "pectinatodenticulate." Halo 3 writes a lot of long statements that mean practically nothing. What's sneaky is that it constructs those statements in such a way that it never occurs to its readers to analyze them. Analysis would almost certainly indicate that Halo 3 is currently limited to shrieking and spitting when it's confronted with inconvenient facts. As soon as our backs are turned, however, Halo 3 is likely to switch to some sort of "alter laws, language, and customs in the service of regulating social relations" approach to draw our attention away from such facts. I am not embarrassed to admit that I have neither the training, the experience, the license, nor the clinical setting necessary to properly expose the connections between the deceitful problems that face us and the key issues of Pyrrhonism and Stalinism. Nevertheless, I certainly do have the will to name and shame its toadies for their stubborn acts of incendiarism. That's why I indisputably claim that it may seem difficult at first to do what comes naturally. It is. But I wonder if Halo 3 really believes the things it says. It knows they're not true, doesn't it? A complete answer to that question would take more space than I can afford, so I'll have to give you a simplified answer. For starters, I've heard of unctuous things like misoneism and extremism. But I've also heard of things like nonviolence, higher moralities, and treating all beings as ends in and of themselves -- ideas which Halo 3's ignorant, unthinking, sexist brain is too small to understand. Listen carefully: One of Halo 3's provocateurs keeps throwing "scientific" studies at me, claiming they prove that Halo 3's inveracities are good for the environment, human rights, and baby seals. The studies are full of "if"s, "possible"s, "maybe"s, and various exceptions and admissions of their limitations. This leaves the studies inconclusive at best and works of fiction at worst. The only thing these studies can possibly prove is that if I hear Halo 3's pals say, "All major world powers are controlled by a covert group of 'insiders'" one more time, I'm definitely going to throw up.

If I didn't think Halo 3 would curry favor with jaundiced election-year also-rans using a barrage of flattery, especially recognition of their "value", their "importance", their "educational mission", and other perfidious nonsense, I wouldn't say that its behavior might be different if it were told that I get concerned when I see it oppose the visceral views of 98 percent of the nation's citizens. Of course, as far as Halo 3's concerned, this fact will fall into the category of, "My mind is made up; don't confuse me with the facts." That's why I'm telling you that it hates it when you say that it has mastered the dark arts of diversion and deception. It really hates it when you say that. Try saying that to it sometime, if you have a thick skin and don't mind having it shriek insults at you. Halo 3 has for a long time been arguing that it has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring itself to help disseminate the True Faith of terrorism. Had it instead been arguing that it would be a work of supererogation to take stock of what we know, identify areas for further research, and provide a useful starting point for debate on its untrustworthy conclusions at a time when every week there transpires news of jejune mouthpieces for appalling sesquipedalianism following Halo 3's orders to empty the meaning of such concepts as "self," "justice," "freedom," and other profundities, I might cede it its point. As it stands, the leap of faith required to bridge the logical gap in Halo 3's arguments is simply too terrifying for me to contemplate. What I do often contemplate, however, is how if you've read this far, then you probably either agree with me or are on the way to agreeing with me. My purpose here is not to prevent the production of a new crop of grumpy, craven liars and cheats. Well, okay, it is. But I should point out that I overheard one of Halo 3's followers say, "Tribalism is the only alternative to demagogism." This quotation demonstrates the power of language, as it epitomizes the "us/them" dichotomy within hegemonic discourse. As for me, I prefer to use language to speak out against behavior and speech that is intended to lay all of society open to the predations of organized criminality.

Halo 3 is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Halo 3 and a pigeon is that Halo 3 intends to make a big deal out of nothing. That's why Halo 3 is like a magician who produces a dove in one hand, while the other hand is busy trying to trample over the very freedoms and rights that it claims to support. Halo 3 seems incapable of understanding that it talks a lot about sadism and how wonderful it is. However, it's never actually defined what it means. How can Halo 3 argue for something it's never defined? First, I'll give you a very brief answer and then I'll go back and explain my answer in detail. As for the brief answer, Halo 3 presents itself as a disinterested classicist lamenting the infusion of politically motivated methods of pedagogy and analysis into higher education. It is eloquent in its denunciation of modern scholarship, claiming it favors psychotic tossers. And here we have the ultimate irony, because its prodigal outbursts are in full flower, and their poisonous petals of escapism are blooming all around us. Let me end by appealing to our collective sense of humanity: Halo 3's hypnopompic insights are one of those things that will let disingenuous numskulls serve as our overlords.

[Iaretehpwn]

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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin makin trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orang juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear the pricey booze, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop and yelled my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

I would never say such a thing.

[sKin]

Halo 3 is just amazing. I've had it for a week and I already have countless hours clocked on it.

Just because you think there are "better games" out there, hardly makes it so. It's your opinion, so theres no use acting as if its a fact. Halo 3 is probably my favorite game ever, above GoW, almost above the original Halo, and yes, even Bioshock. End.

[refoops]

Master Chief dies.

[sparrky]

halo 3 pwns

the kid above me is a kyke faggot who tries and fails to suck his own dick everynight.

[Osiris5217]

Master Chief dies.

You fail.

10Youfails.

[anobody]

halo 3 pwns

the kid above me is a kyke faggot who tries and fails to suck his own dick everynight.

Who doesn't?:err:

[DaDigits]

Master Chief dies.

Yeah you wish.

[Itsamadhouse12]

no

10noes

[-MrSaprano-]

If you could stick your cock up your own ass.... would you actually try it......

Its an open question......

[Krippled By Kush]

Yeah you wish.

He actually does.

[SlOtH]

TF2 > Halo 1,2,3

[ShadowX.]

there are better games out there.

Much better games...



most un-funny joke i've ever heard

[potatopaper]

Cod3 is better than halo